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A bad lot - bad, reprehensible, or evil person

A Bex, a cuppa and a (good) lie down - stock formula used to describe a
once popular method of relaxation (from “Bex”, a brand of pain
killer)

A big deal - important event; serious matter

A bit - modest sum of money: “Reg had a bit on the winner of the last
race; Ann was left a bit when her grandmother died”

A bit gone - mad; silly; insane

A bit more choke and (‘n’) smb. would have started - statement to
somebody who has just farted loudly in public

A bit much - excessive or rude behavior
A bit of (o’) a brothel - mess

A bit of (o’) a picnic for a while (for the team) – (sport)
unpleasant experience, troublesome accident, bad trot

A bit of (o’) all right - something or someone that is more than all
right: lovely, eliciting admiration, beautiful even

A bit of (o’) currie / A bit of (o’) curry - hard time

A bit of (o’) fluff - (demeaning term for) woman, especially one who
is superficially attractive

A bit of (o’) how's your father - sexual intercourse

A bit of (o’) skirt - (offensive) woman who a male is only interested
in for sexual purposes

A bit of (o’) smooey / A bit of (o’) smooy - sexual intercourse with
a woman

A bit of (o’) understatement here - something or someone that is more
than all right: lovely, eliciting admiration, beautiful even

A bit on the nose – smelly

A bit on the side - sexual relations outside of a marriage or
monogamous relationship

A bit rough - unfair or unjust

A bite short of (o’) a bickie (bicky) / A bite short of (o’) a bikkie
(bikky) - not very intelligent

A certain odd the field - call used by bookmakers in order to drum up
business, meaning that the favourite is offered at the odds called out
and all other horses are at better odds: “Six to four the field!”

A cup of (o’) tea, a Bex, and a good lie down - stock formula used to
describe a once popular method of relaxation

A fair cop – 1. just sentence; 2. discovery of a wrongdoer in the act
or with their guilt apparent

A feed, a frostie and (‘n’) a feature / A feed, a frosty and (‘n’)
a feature - food, beer and sex

A few alps short of (o’) a range - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person

A few bangers short of (o’) a barbie / A few bangers short of (o’) a
barby - stock phrases used to describe a stupid person

A few bites short of (o’) a bickie (bicky) / A few bites short of
(o’) a bikkie (bikky) - not very intelligent

A few bites short of (o’) a biscuit - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person

A few bricks short of (o’) a load - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person

A few cents short of (o’) a dollar - not everything is in order (with
smb.’s intellect)

A few chops short of (o’) a barbie / A few chops short of (o’) a
barby - not everything is in order (with smb.’s intellect)

A few crumbs short of (o’) a biscuit - neuron impaired

A few dice short of (o’) Yahtzee - not very intelligent or mentally
incapable

A few French fries short of (o’) a happy meal - not too bright

A few Holdens short of (o’) a carpark – stupid

A few sandwiches short of (o’) a picnic - stock phrases used to
describe a stupid person

A few snags short of (o’) a barbie / A few snags short of (o’) a
barby - stock phrases used to describe a stupid person

A few snags short of (o’) the barbie / A few snags short of (o’) the
barby – idiot

A few stubbies short of (o’) a six-pack - stupid

A few tiles short of (o’) a roof – slow, not very quick

A few tinnies short of (o’) a slab - slow in thinking

A.I.F. - deaf

A lot on the plate - a lot to do

A-OK - very good; functioning correctly

A-okay - very good; functioning correctly

A over T - fall heavily

A pox on (smb. or smth.)! - expression of annoyance directed towards
someone or something: “A pox on panty-hose!”; “A pox on the
Council!”
-a-rama – (suffix) a) surrounded by or inundated by a specified thing:
“tack-a-rama” (something incredibly tacky); b) denoting a superb or
extreme example of a specified thing: “spunk-a-rama” (incredible
spunk)

A rooster one day and a feather duster the next - expression describing
the uncertainty of continued popularity or success

A Tim Tam short of a packet - not having full intelligence; stupid;
moronic (from the propriety name of popular brand of chocolate
biscuits)

A.V.Jennings marriage / A.V.Jennings’ marriage / A.V.Jennings’s
marriage – one’s first marriage (A.V.Jennings is a builder in
Australia specializing in building houses for young married)


A.W.L. - absent without leave

A wake-up (to ) – (n.) 1. fully aware of what is going on; 2. alert;
3. aware of someone's ruse, deceitfulness, hidden agenda, etc.

Abbo / Abo - abbreviation for aborigine (no longer a politically
correct term)

ABC - Chinese person born and raised in Australia (standing for
Australian-Born Chinese; in the US it is similarly used to stand for an
American-Born Chinese)

Abdul – (WWI Military, obsolete) Turkish soldier

Abo - Aborigine; Aboriginal

Abs – (weights) abdominal muscles

Abso-bloodie-lutely / Abso-bloody-lutely - positively; yes

AC/DC - attracted to both males and females as sexual partners;
bisexual

Ac-dc - bisexual

Acca - academic (university-type)

Accident - person born from an unplanned pregnancy: “I was definitely
an accident”

Ace – 1. Excellent! Very good! 2. excellent; first in quality;
outstanding: “The kids think he's ace”; 3. successfully achieve,
complete, etc.: “You aced that exam”

Acid – LSD

Acid head - one who takes LSD

Acid house - type of dance music

Acidic - having an acid house influence (of dance music)

Acker – (n.) academic; pimple (abbreviated from “acne”)

Acre(s) - male testicle(s)

Act - pretending to be something you're not

Action - potentially sexually available people: “checking out the
action”

Add fuel to the fire - make a bad situation worse
Add insult to injurie / Add insult to injury - compound a grievance
already committed against someone

Add (smth.) to one's belt - acquire a favourable point

Adios – goodbye
ADO -
accumulated day off

Adrian Quist – pissed (rhyming slang), drunk

Adrian's / Adrians - rhyming slang for drunk. From tennis player's
name Adrian Quist. Quist rhymes with “pissed”, hence drunk.

Aerial – (surfing, skating, etc.) controlled manoeurvre in which the
rider and board become airborne

Aerial ping pong / Aerial ping-pong / Aerial pingpong - Australian
Rules football

Aeroplane - airplane


Aesthetically challenged – ugly

Afferbeck lauder – (Strine) alphabetical order

Afghani dark - type of marijuana

After dark - shark

Afternoon delight - sexual intercourse in the afternoon

Aftie - afternoon

Aggers – (adj.) aggressive: “aggers to the max”

Aggro / Agro – 1. aggressive; dominating; 2. aggression; violence; 3.
aggravation; 4. well known puppet

Agot(s) – testicle(s)

Agricultural shot – (cricket) wild slog of the ball, usually over
square leg or mid wicket (so called as it is the sort of shot a farmer
might make)
Ai caramba - exclamation of dismay (Spanish; 19th C. slang, recently
re-popularised by the television show “The Simpsons”)


Ai chihuahua - exclamation of surprise

AIF - 1st or 2nd Australian Imperial Forces

Ain’t it the truth / Aint it the truth - expression of sympathy and
agreement

Air – (sport) 1. amount of height gained when getting airborne:
“Great air!”; 2. (surfing, skating, etc.) controlled manoeuvre in
which the rider and board become airborne; aerial

Air fridge - 1. mean sum, quantity; 2. ordinary, not extreme: “air
fridge person”; “air fridge man in the street”; 3. average

Air guitar - pretence of playing an imaginary guitar: “alone in his
room playing air guitar”

Air hostess - flight attendant, aerial waitress and lifejacket
demonstrator

Air kiss - formalised kiss in which the cheeks sometimes touch but
never the lips

Air quotes - twitching of the upheld pointer and index fingers of both
hands to mark out a spoken word as a quotation or otherwise distance
oneself from the word

Airhead - empty-headed, scatterbrained or frivolous person

Airp's trek / Airps trek - mon painting, furniture, architecture, etc.

Airpsly fair billis - quite pleasant; mildly enjoyable

Airie-fairie / Airy-fairy – 1. insubstantial, hare-brained, nothing
much, in one's dreams; 2. fancy; 3. vague

Aka - native companion
Akubra -
famed Australian-made felt hat, an essential part of country attire

Al Capone - rhyming slang for telephone
Alco - alcoholic

Alec - simple minded person, dupe

Alf - stupid person

Alibi - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal words
are modified by adding into each syllable the sounds “ullab”; thus
“hug” becomes “hullabug”, “You are a pig” becomes “Yullaboo
ullabar ullaba pillabig”

Alice, the – Alice Springs, Central Australia


Alkie / Alko / Alky – alcoholic

All alone like a countrie dunnie / All alone like a country dunny -
without company; alone

All dolled up - dressed in one's best clothes
All ears
- listening attentively

All froth and no beer / All froth ‘n’ no beer - full of himself

All Greek - (of someone's speech) unintelligible

All over - with great affection towards; excessively attentive to:
“She was all over him as soon as he entered the room”

All over (smb.) like a rash – 1. excessively and sycophantically
attentive to (someone); 2. smother (someone) in kisses and cuddles; 3.
feel or fondle (someone)

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) breakfast - be in
complete confusion and disarray

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) custard - out of control

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) knitting - out of
control

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) lunch box - out of
control

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) piss - out of control

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) washing - out of control



All piss and wind / All piss 'n' wind - loquacious, but insincere
loquacious, but insincere

All ponced up - dressed up smartly; spruced up

All pooned up - all dressed up to go out; togged out in one's finest
(clipped form of “poonce”)


All prick and ribs like a drover’s dog / All prick and ribs, like a
drovers dog / All prick ‘n’ ribs like a drover’s dog / All prick
‘n’ ribs, like a drovers dog – thin


All shine, no shoes - fake, fraud

All smiles - very happy

All stations - Alsatian (dog)
All the go - something is right with it, popular

Alley – 1. (n.) forte: “It's right up my alley”; 2. two-up school,
run on organised lines and under strict control; 3. (horseracing)
position at the barrier, drawn by a horse for a race: “He went to the
front from a wide alley”; 4) large playing marble

Alley oop / Alleyoop - exclamation of encouragement, exhortation, etc.,
some vigorous action or forceful effort

Alley up - pay up (a debt, etc.)

Alma grey - (obsolete) trey, threepence

Almond rocks - pair of socks (rhyming slang)

Alot - (common spelling error, but also used deliberately as a “cool”
spelling) 1. great deal: “The traffic has eased up and we're cruising
alot faster now”; 2. many; a great number or amount of: “It was alot
of fun”

Alrighty - yes; okay

Also-ran – 1. (horseracing) unplaced horse in a race; 2. nonentity

Alterna – (pref.) alternative; unconventional; not an ordinary or
run-of-the-mill example of: “alternababe”, “alternateens”,
“alternadom”, “alternarock”

Alternative – 1. (of music) different to any of the mainstream genres,
such as that available on indie labels; 2. (of any aspect of popular
culture) not having a mainstream following

Aluminium - useful metal

Always in the shit - always in trouble

Amber - beer
Amber fluid – beer

Amber liquid – beer
Amber nectar
– beer

Ambience - type of electronic dance music

Ambient - of or pertaining to a genre of music designed to induce a
calm mood in the listener; type of electronic dance music

Ambo - ambulance; ambulance officer

Amigo - friend

Ammo - ammunition

Amos and Andie / Amos and Andy / Amos ‘n’ Andie / Amos ‘n’ Andy –
brandy

Amp - get excited; become thrilled: “keep amping; totally amped”

Amyl - chemical amyl nitrite, used as a sexual stimulant

Anaesthetist – anesthesiologist

Anal – 1. obsessive; 2. finicky; 3. fussy; 4. having to have
everything in strict order, set up perfectly neatly, etc.: “Don't be
so anal” (from psychoanalytical terminology, relating to an anal
character or the anal stage)

Anal floss - G-strings or other items of skimpy underwear that rides up
the anal cleft

Anal retent - excessively anal person

Anally retentive - excessively meticulous and rigid about minor things

Anchor(s) – brake(s)

Ancient history - information or events of the recent past which are
common knowledge or are no longer relevant: “As far as I'm concerned,
he's ancient history”; finished or gone irrevocably

Andie Capp / Andy Capp - crap; defecate

Andie Maguire / Andy Maguire - fire

Angel gear – (motoring) neutral gear, especially when used to coast
downhill to save fuel

Angel's kiss / angels kiss - piss

Angle of the dangle - pertaining to an erection of the penis

Anglo - (often derogatory) Australian of Anglo-Saxon or Anglo-Celtic
descent

Animal – 1. disgusting person; 2. highly-sexed person; 3. (car sales)
very dirty car

Ankle - despicable person (so-called because "an ankle is three feet
lower than a cunt")

Ankle biter / Ankle-biter / Anklebiter - child, infant

Ankles – (insultingly) three feet lower than a cunt, or the only thing
seen out of the boss's arse; suckup

Annie Louise / Anny Louise - cheese
Another
nail in the coffin – smb. is smoking another cigarette
Ant's pants / Ants pants – 1. height of fashion;
2. high opinion of themselves

Anthem - song or piece of music seen indicative of, or encapsulating
the feelings and ideas of, a particular subculture

Anthemic - (of music) regarded as an anthem

Any old Joe blow - anyone you don't even know, someone you do not know
the name of

Any tic of the clock - very soon
Anyhow mate! - saying used to
change the subject when talking (usually when they bored with what you
are saying)
ANZAC - Australian & New Zealand Army Corps

Anzac - member of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (see
“digger”)

Aorta - composite but non-existant Authority which is held responsible
for practically

everything unpleasant in the Strine way of life; personification of the
benevolently paternal welfare State to which all Strines - being
fiercly independant and

individualistic - appeal for help and comfort in moments of frustration
and anguish: “Aorta build another arber bridge”; “An aorta stop half
of these cars

from cummer ninner the city - so a feller can get twirkon time.”

APC - quick wash (initialism from the phrase “Arm Pits and Crotch”,
punning on the brand name of a former headache powder)

Ape - large, uncouth, boorish man

Ape hangers – (pl. n.) motorcycle or bicycle handlebars so curved that
the handles are above the level of the rider's shoulders

App - application

Apple eater - someone who lives in the state of Tasmania (apple growing
state) Apple Islander – someone from Tasmania

Apple Isle - Tasmania
Apple sauce - horse

Apple tart – (n., v.) fart: “He apple tarted”

Apples – 1. okay, alright; 2. stairs (from rhyming slang “apples and
pears”)

Apples and pears – stairs (rhyming slang)

Apricot(s) – testicle(s) (reproductive glands)

Aras – 1. bottle; 2. arse

Are you right? - typical shop assistant's greeting meaning "Can I help
you?"

Arfie-darfie / Arfy-darfy - secret language used by schoolchildren

Argie bargie / Argie-bargie / Argy bargy / Argy-bargy - tedious;
argumentative

Argue the toss – 1. dispute a decision or command; 2. go on arguing
after a dispute has been settled
Aris – 1. bottle; 2. arse

Aristotle – 1. bottle; 2. arse (1: straight rhyming slang; 2:
secondary rhyming slang, “bottle and glass” = arse)

Ark Ellerie / Ark Ellery - mon painting, furniture, architecture, etc.

Arkahn's top / Arkahn's top – (Strine) I can't stop

Arm Arm / Arm-arm – child’s appeal to his mother for help: “Arm arm,
makim stop”

Arm pit – smth./smb. stinking; terrible

-aroonie – (suffix) used to make colloquial or slang forms of nouns
and adjectives: “It was a buzzaroonie”; “complete stifferoonie”;
“Muzzaroonie” (Murry); “smashed it to smitheroonies”

Around like a risole – later

Arp language - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound “arp”; thus
“hug” becomes “harpug”; “You are a pig” becomes “Yarpu arpar
arpa parpig” (see: “arpie-darpie” etc.)

Arpie-darpie / Arpy-darpy - secret language used by schoolchildren in
which normal words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound
“arp”; thus “hug” becomes “harpug”; “You are a pig” becomes
“Yarpu arpar arpa parpig” (see: “alibi”, “eggy-peggy”, “obo
language”, “arfie-darfie”, “arple-darple”, “arp language”,
“kerosene language”)

Arple-darple - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the syllable “arple”
(see: “arfie-darfie” etc.)

Arse –1. rump; bottom; buttocks; posterior; 2. despised person; 3.
impudence: “What arse!”; 4. person considered as a sex object: “What
a nice bit of arse!”; 5. good luck

Arse about – 1. in reverse or illogical order: “He did the exercise
completely arse about”; 2. act like a fool; 3. waste time

Arse about face - something is back to front

Arse around – 1. act like a fool; 2. waste time

Arse bandit - male homosexual

Arse end – 1. tail end; 2. base; 3. worst part: “This place is the
arse end of the world”

Arse-licker – 1. self-seeking flatterer; 2. fawning, servile parasite;
3. sycophant

Arse-licking – 1. sycophantic; 2. extremely good: “the most
arse-licking bass you'll ever hear”

Arse over header - varsovienna, dance

Arse over tip - fall over

Arse over tit - upside down; fallen heavily and awkwardly usually in a
forward direction

Arse-sucker - sycophant; arse-licker

Arse up / Arse-up – 1. spoil; 2. cause to fail; 3. wrong side up; 4.
topsy-turvy; 5. incorrect; 6. in a clumsy fashion

Arsehole – 1. anus; 2. despised person, especially a male; person who
is selfish, rude, unkind, etc.; 3. remove a person from a place quickly
and without ceremony; throw someone out; 4. dismiss; sack

Arsehole about - fool around

Arsewipe - despicable person (from US slang “asswipe” - toilet paper)

Arsey / Arsie / Arsy - lucky

Artist –1. fanatical supporter (“bullshit artist”); 2. someone who
does (action) with a certain flair: “dob artist”, “fart artist”; 3.
person noted or notorious for a reprehensible aspect of their
behaviour: “booze artist”

Arvie / Arvo – afternoon

As – (conj.) used after an adjective to denote that what is being
described is a superb or extreme example of that thing: “he was as
fickle as”; “this place is hot as”; “I'm tired as”

As awkward as a bull in a china shop - extremely clumsy

As bald as a bandicoot - remarkably bald

As bent as a nine dollar note – gay

As bright as a two-watt bulb - stupid

As buggerie / As buggery - intensifier: “gentle as buggery”; “hot as
buggery”

As busie as a blowie at a barbie / As busy as a blowy at a barby - very
busy or hyperactive

As busie as a cat burying shit / As busy as a cat burying shit – busy


As busie as a one legged bloke in an arse kicking contest / As busy as
a one-legged bloke in an arse-kicking contest - do nothing


As busie as Bourke street in the rush hour / As busy as Bourke street
in the rush hour - very busy (Bourke St. is a main street in Melbourne)


As camp as a row - (of a male) homosexual

As camp as a row of (o’) (pink) tents - (of a male) homosexual

As cheap as chips - extremely cheap

As cheap as dirt - extremely cheap

As clear as mud – confusing

As cold as a witch's tit / As cold as a witches tit - extremely cold

As common as a cat in Springvale - rare (alluding to Vietnamese
eating cats)

As common as a dog in Springvale - rare (alluding to Vietnamese eating
dogs)

As common as dog (dog’s, dogs) shit - very common
As compassionate as a starving shark - have no sympathy at all

As crissed as a picket - pissed as a cricket

As crook(ed) as a dog - feeling extremely unwell

As crook(ed) as a dog's hind leg / As crook(ed) as a dogs hind leg –
1. feeling extremely unwell; 2. very crooked; not straight

As crook(ed) as a mangie dog / As crook(ed) as a mangy dog - feeling
extremely unwell

As crook(ed) as Rookwood – (very) sick, unwell (from “Rookwood” -
Cemetery in Sydney)

As cross as a frog in a sock – person’s hard drive (sounding angry)

As cunning as a dunnie rat / As cunning as a dunny rat - very cunning
As
cunning as a shithouse rat - very cunning and underhanded

As cute as a button - extremely cute [originally an aphetic variant of
“acute” - shrewd, clever; there is quite a distinct semantic
difference between a “cute puppy” and a “cute butt”; the often
quoted “true” or “dictionary” definition of “cute” as “ugly but
interesting” does not exist in any actual dictionary and most probably
originally arose as a joke. (Macquarie Dictionary: Book of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]

As dark as three feet up a cow's arsehole / As dark as three feet up a
cows arsehole - extremely dark

As dead as mutton – 1. undeniably dead; 2. dull; boring

As drunk as a fowl – very drunk

As drunk as a lord – very drunk

As drunk as an earl – very drunk

As drunk as a piss ant / As drunk as a piss-ant / As drunk as a pissant
– very drunk

As drunk as a prince – very drunk

As drunk as a skunk – very drunk

As drunk as a tick – very drunk

As drunk as an earl – very drunk

As drunk as Chloe - very drunk [clearly not derived from the famous
painting of Chloe in Young and Jackson's Hotel, Melbourne, as the
expression appeared many years before the painting was actually painted
Macquarie Dictionary: Book of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]

As drunk as Larrie Dooley / As drunk as Larry Dooley - very drunk
As dry as a bull’s (bulls ) bum going up a hill backward – 1. very
thirsty; 2. very dry

As dry as a dead dingo's donger / As dry as a dead dingos donger – 1.
very thirsty; 2. very dry

As dry as a drover's dog / As dry as a drovers dog – 1. very thirsty;
2. very dry

As dry as a fuck with no foreplay – 1. very thirsty; 2. very dry


As dry as a nun's nastie / As dry as a nun’s nasty / As dry as a nuns
nastie / As dry as a nuns nasty – 1. needing a drink ; 2. very dry


As dry as a nun's tit / As dry as a nuns tit – 1. needing a drink ; 2.
very dry


As dry as a Pomie's (Pomies) bath mat / As dry as a Pommy's bath mat /
As dry as a Pommie's (Pommies) bath mat / As dry as a Pomy's bath mat
– 1. needing a drink; 2. very dry (based on the canard that Poms bathe
about once a month)

As dry as a Pomie's (Pomies) towel / As dry as a Pommie's (Pommies)
towel / As dry as a Pommy's towel / As dry as a Pomy's towel – 1.
needing a drink ; 2. very dry (based on the canard that Poms bathe
about once a month)

As dry as a witch's tit (in the desert) / As dry as a witches tit (in
the desert) – 1. very thirsty; 2. very dry

As dry as an Arab's fart / As dry as an Arabs fart – 1. very thirsty;
2. very dry

As dull as dishwater - very boring

As fine as a fairie's fart / As fine as a fairies fart / As fine as a
fairy's fart - very delicate


As fit as a buck rat - even fitter than a Mallee bull (meaning sexually
active)

As fit as a Mallee bull – almost invincible; very fit and strong. (The
Mallee is very arid beef country in Victoria/South Australia.)

As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - (of a person) showy or
ostentatious; dressed and groomed nicely


As full as a boot – 1. very drunk; 2. replete with food

As full as a Catholic school – full up
As full as
a fairie's phone book / As full as a fairies phone book / As full as a
fairy's phone book - something that is not at all empty

As full as a familie po / As full as a family po – 1. very drunk; 2.
replete with food; 3. extremely full

As full as a fat ladie's knickers / As full as a fat ladies knickers /
As full as a fat lady's knickers - couldn't have any more food/drink



As full as a fat ladie's socks / As full as a fat ladies socks / As
full as a fat lady's socks - couldn't have any more food/drink


As full as a fat man's undies / As full as a fat mans undies – full up
As full as a goog - full;
drunk or eaten to the excess. ("Goog" is a variation of the northern
English slangword "goggie" meaning an egg.)
As full as a secondary
school hat rack - very drunk

As full as a state school – 1. very drunk; 2. replete with food

As funnie as a fart in a sleeping bag / As funny as a fart in a
sleeping bag – not very funny


As funnie as a fart in a space suit / As funny as a fart in a space
suit – not very funny
As funnie as a fart in an elevator / As funny as a
fart in an elevator – not very funny
As funnie as a hatful of arseholes /
As funny as a hatful of arseholes - very funny (said sarcastically: not
funny at all)

As game as a piss ant / As game as a piss-ant / As game as a pissant -
very daring
As game as Ned Kellie / As game as Ned
Kelly – 1. have a go; 2. very game; courageous; 3. with fighting
spirit; plucky; resolute [Edward Ned Kelly was a bushranger, or outlaw
who gained notoriety last century with his gang "The Kelly Gang". They
were responsible for many holdups of travellers. His "trademark" was
an iron helmet and breastplate which he fashioned from an old plough
late in his "career". He was finally captured in a bloody shootout at
a place called Glenrowan, where the gang was besieged by troopers. It
looks like the gang was all killed, except for Kelly who stood off the
troopers in his armour until his wounds overcame him. He was promptly
hung a short time later, in Melbourne Gaol in 1880; his last words
being "Such is life". He attained the fame in Australia that outlaws
in America similarly received. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. – P.III. -
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part3/)]

As game as Phar Lap – 1. have a go; 2. very game; courageous; 3. with
fighting spirit; plucky; resolute

As good as gold! / As good as gold - great

As good as two blondes put together - not very smart
As handie as mudflaps on a speedboat
/ As handy as mudflaps on a speedboat - not handy at all


As handie as pockets on a singlet / As handy as pockets on a singlet –
useless
As handie as shit on a stick / As handy as shit on a stick - not
much help


As happie as a bastard on father's day / As happie as a bastard on
fathers day / As happy as a bastard on father's day / As happy as a
bastard on fathers day - unhappy, depressed



As happie as a boxing kangaroo in fog / As happy as a boxing kangaroo
in fog - miserable


As happie as a dog with two dicks / As happy as a dog with two dicks -
very happy

As happie as a Larrie / As happy as a Larry - very happy
As happie as a pig in
mud / As happy as a pig in mud - very happy
As happie as a pig in
shit / As happy as a pig in shit - very happy
As happie as Harrie / As happy as Harry – extremely overjoyed

As high as a kite – 1. under the influence of drugs or alcohol; 2. in
exuberant spirits

As honest as the day is long - very honest

As if - used to express complete disbelief or disagreement; in your
dreams: “You're asking me on a date! With you? As if!”

As Irish as Paddie's pigs / As Irish as Paddies pigs / As Irish as
Paddy's pigs - very Irish (familiar variant of Irish Padraig = Patrick)

As keen as mustard - enthusiastic about something


As livelie as a blowfly on a winter's day / As livelie as a blowfly on
a winters day / As lively as a blowfly on a winter's day / As lively as
a blowfly on a winters day – lethargic

As lonelie as a countrie dunnie / As lonelie as a country dunny / As
lonely as a countrie dunnie / As lonely as a country dunny – very
lonely




As long as a month of Sundays - very long time (28 - 31 weeks)

As long as a wet weekend - extremely long

As long as one’s arse points to the ground - as long as smb. is up and
running things

As loose as a cock in a sock - very loose


As luckie as a bastard on father's day / As luckie as a bastard on
fathers day / As lucky as a bastard on father's day / As lucky as a
bastard on fathers day - unhappy, depressed

As mad as a baptist in a brothel - really angry
As mad as a cut
snake – furious; very upset; crazy

As mad as a gumtree full of galahs - 1. quite stupid (from the name of
the pink and grey cockatoo, from the Aboriginal language Yuwaalaraay);
2. furious; very upset; crazy

As mad as a meat axe - extremely angry

As mad as a two-bob watch - stupid; idiotic; erratic

As mean as a mysogynist's dick / As mean as a mysogynists dick – 1.
picky or particular; 2. not free with money

As mean as cat's piss / As mean as cats piss - mean, stingy,
uncharitable

As much chance as pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork - little or no
chance at

As needed as a back pocket in a t-shirt / As needed as a back pocket in
a tshirt - not useful

As noisie as a dunnie door in a storm / As noisy as a dunny door in a
storm – being rather noisy for a long time

As nuttie as a fruitcake / As nutty as a fruitcake - foolish; very
eccentric; completely mad

As ol’ as the hills / As old as the hills - very old

As pissed as a bastard - extremely drunk

As pissed as a cunt - extremely drunk (Middle English cunte, counte, in
Old Norse kunta, Old Frisian kunte)

As pissed as a fart - too much drunk

As pissed as a newt – drunk

As pissed as a parrot – drunk

As pissed as fortie arseholes / As pissed as forty arseholes -
extremely drunk

As pleased as Punch - delighted; highly pleased

As popular as a mangie dog / As popular as a mangy dog - not popular
As proud as a rat with a gold tooth - very proud

As queer as a concrete parachute - poof or lesbian

As quick as a bumnut through an eggslice - quick

As quick as a door knob - very quick

As quick as a flash - very quick

As quick as a meat axe - very quick

As quick as a mutton chop - very quick

As quick as a rat up a rope - very quick

As quick as a wink - very quick

As quick as greased lightning - very quick

As quick as mercury - very quick


As rare as hen's teeth / As rare as hens teeth – rare

As regular as Christmas - regularly

As reliable as a two-bob watch - watch costing only two bob would not
be very reliable

As rough as a pig’s breakfast / As rough as a pigs breakfast
- very rough, crude

As rough as bags - (of a person) extremely rough in either manners or
looks

As rough as bags and twice as nasty / As rough as bag(s) ‘n’ twice as
nasty - uncouth, rough

As rough as goat’s knees / As rough as goats knees / As rough as
goats' knees - very rough, crude

As rough as guts – 1. very rough, crude; 2. extremely uncouth; 3. very
poor standard of workmanship


As rough as mullet - very rough, crude


As safe as houses - completely safe

As scarce as hen's teeth / As scarce as hens teeth / As scarce as
hens’ teeth – rare
As scarce as rocking-horse (horse’s, horses) manure - rare
As scarce
as rocking horse (horse’s, horses) shit - very rare

As sharp as a beach-ball / As sharp as a beachball - not very bright
and quick

As sick as a dog - very sick

As sillie as a pork chop / As silly as a pork chop - very silly

As sillie as a two-bob watch / As silly as a two-bob watch - stupid;
idiotic; erratic

As slick as greased snake shit – 1. smooth talker; 2. something
working better than expected


As slow as a wet week - very slow

As stiff as a Saturday night prick - sore from exertion / exercise

As stiff as a wedding night prick - sore from exertion /exercise

As stuffed as a whore on Father's Day / As stuffed as a whore on
Fathers Day - can't eat another thing

As sure as shit - absolutely sure; positive

As sure as there is cold shit in a dead cat / As sure as there's cold
shit in a dead cat - the certainty of the situation

As the actress said to the bishop - catchphrase used to make a sexual
innuendo out of an innocent statement

As the crow flies - in a straight line


As thick as a brickie's sandwich / As thick as a brickies sandwich / As
thick as a bricky's sandwich – dopey


As thick as a lump of 4 X 2 / As thick as a lump of four by two - not
well endowed with grey matter

As thick as a wharfie's sandwich / As thick as a wharfies sandwich / As
thick as a wharfy's sandwich – dopey


As tight as a bull's arse in fly-time / As tight as a bulls arse in
fly-time - extremely mean with money; tight-arsed

As tight as a drum - (of the stomach) completely full of food

As tight as a duck's arse / As tight as a ducks arse - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed

As tight as a fish's arse / As tight as a fishes arse - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed

As tight as a mouse's ear / As tight as a mouses ear - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed

As tight as a newt - extremely drunk

As toey as a Roman sandal – 1. extremely anxious; 2. being in need of
a bit of sex As
tough as a Mallee bull – almost invincible

As uglie as a bag of (o’) spanners / As ugly as a bag of (o’)
spanners – very ugly

As uglie as a bagful of (o’) arseholes / As ugly as a bagful of (o’)
arseholes - unattractive; very ugly, especially of a person

As uglie as a box of (o’) blowflies / As ugly as a box of (o’)
blowflies - really ugly As uglie as a hatful of (o’)
arseholes / As ugly as a hatful of (o’) arseholes - very ugly

As useful as a bucket under a bull – absolutely useless

As useful as a cunt full of cold water - not very usefull

As useful as a dead dingo's donger / As useful as a dead dingos donger
- completely useless

As useful as a drover's pup / As useful as a drovers pup - not useful
at all

As useful as a dry thunderstorm – absolutely useless

As useful as a fart in a collander - useless (collander is a kitchen
strainer)

As useful as a G rated pron flick – useless

As useful as a glass door on a dunnie / As useful as a glass door on a
dunny - useless

As useful as a handbrake on a Holden – useless

As useful as a nun's cunt / As useful as a nuns cunt - not useful at
all

As useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest – useless

As useful as a piss in a shower – absolutely useless

As useful as a pocket on a singlet – absolutely useless

As useful as a roo-bar on a skateboard – absolutely useless


As useful as a sore arse to a boundarie rider / As useful as a sore
arse to a boundary rider – absolutely useless


As useful as a spare dick at a wedding – absolutely useless

As useful as a submarine with screen doors – absolutely useless

As useful as a third armpit – absolutely useless

As useful as a wart on the hip – absolutely useless

As useful as a wether at a ram sale – absolutely useless

As useful as a witch's tit / As useful as a witches tit – absolutely
useless

As useful as an arsehole on a broom – absolutely useless


As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike – useless

As useful as an ashtray on a pushbike – absolutely useless


As useful as an ashtray on a surf-board - useless

As useful as an ashtray on a water-ski – useless

As useful as lips on a chicken - not worth a damned

As useful as mudflaps on a speedboat - not useful at all

As useful as pockets on a singlet – useless

As useful as shit on a stick - not much help

As useful as the bottom half of a mermaid – absolutely useless

As useful as tits on a bull – useless; unhelpful or incompetent person
or thing: "He, she or it is about as useful as tits on a bull" etc.

As useful as two knobs of billie-goat poop / As useful as two knobs of
billy-goat poop - (ironic) completely useless

As useless as a chocolate fireguard – useless

As useless as a glass door on a dunnie / As useless as a glass door on
a dunny – useless

As useless as a soft cock in a nurse’s dorm / As useless as a soft
cock in a nurses dorm – useless


As useless as an arse pocket in a singlet – absolutely useless

As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike - absolutely useless

As useless as the bottom half of (o’) a mermaid - absolutely useless

As useless as tits on a tomcat - absolutely no use at all
As weak as piss -
extremely weak (often refers to character or physical strength)
As welcome as a fart in a phone box - get out of here

As welcome as a pork chop in a synagogue - not popular

As welcome as a pork chop in Jerusalem - not popular

As welcome as a turd in a swimming pool – unpopular

As wet as a soup sandwich – horny

As you do - conversational aside following a reported action, often
used ironically when commenting on some unusual behaviour: “I was
standing on the balcony in my underwear - as you do - when my neighbour
walked by”

Ashes, the - prize gained in an international series of cricket with
England

Ashfelt - asphalt

Aspro - Associate Professor

Ass – 1. stupid person (from “ass” – donkey); 2. (rare in
Australia, often in the USA) arse (originally a British dialect
variant. In the US “arse” is often used as a euphemism)

Assprad - excessively preoccupied with domestic order and cleanliness
(feminine adjective only): “She's very assprad - she keeps Rome
looking lovely”

At a loose end - unoccupied; with nothing to do: “She asked him to
dinner because he seemed to be at a loose end”

At loose ends - unoccupied; with nothing to do: She asked him to dinner
because he seemed to be at a loose end

At sparrow fart / At sparrow’s fart / At sparrows fart - at dawn
At the drop of a hat – immediately; at any excuse
Attaboy! - exclamation of approval,
urging, encouragement or exhortation addressed to a boy or man

Attagirl! - exclamation of approbation or exhortation addressed to a
girl or woman

Attitude - excessively aggressive and dominating behaviour: “a band
with attitude”, “They have heaps of attitude”, “no attitude, just
heaps of fun”, “hardcore attitude”

Auntie / Aunty – 1. Australian Broadcasting Corporation, ABC (Channel
2); 2. effeminate or homosexual older male

Auntie Meg / Aunty Meg - keg (of beer)

Aussie / Aussy – [pron. Ozzie] 1. (n., adj.) Australian; 2. Australia;
3. (stock market): Australian dollar

Aussie battler / Aussy battler - typical member of the working class in
Australia
Aussie rules / Aussy rules - Australian football
Aussie salute /
Aussy salute - brushing away flies with the hand

Australasia – Oz +N(ew) Z(ealand)

Australian adjective - bloody

Australian flag - part of a shirt, which has come untucked and hangs
out over the trousers
AV Jennings marriage – one’s first marriage (AV Jennings is a builder
in Australia specializing in building houses for young married)


Av-a-go-yer-mug / Avagoyermug – 1. someone is not trying hard enough
in his sport, and you want him to (this is yelled to give him a bit of
a push a long); 2. traditional rallying call, often heard at cricket
matches (contraction of "Have a go, you mug!")

Avagoodweegend - have a good weekend
'Ave – have

'Ave a go ya mug! - directed at a
slow batsman in cricket

Avoid list - putative list of people one wishes not to socialise with;
a list of geeks

Avos - avocados

Awake up – not deluded, alert

Awake (up) to - fully aware: “He's awake up to what's going on;
they're awake to our plan”

Away with the fairies – 1. daydreaming; 2. mentally unsound or
eccentric; 3. not in touch with reality; 4. incapacitated by alcohol

Away with the pixies - 1. daydreaming; 2. mentally unsound or
eccentric; 3. not in touch with reality; 4. incapacitated by alcohol

Awesome - extremely impressive; of high quality; totally excellent:
“You missed an awesome gig last night”

Awkward as a bull in a china shop - extremely clumsy
Awning over the toy shop - male beer belly

Axe – 1. a) electric guitar; b) (jocular) acoustic guitar; c) (jazz)
any instrument for playing jazz; 2. cut out; abolish (a project, etc.);
3. reduce (expenditure, prices, etc.) sharply; 4. dismiss from a
position; 5. the axe: a) dismissal from a job, position, etc.; sack; b)
sudden and definite halt brought to some project, venture, etc.

Axe-handle - rough unit of measurement: “about six axe-handles wide”

Axe man - man who plays guitar

Axe mark - (offensive and crass) vagina

Axe woman - woman who plays guitar

Axe wound – (offensive and crass) vagina

Ay - (interjection) 1. exclamation of surprise; “Hey!”; 2. tag used
at the end of a statement in order to assure that the listener is in
agreement, not necessarily requiring a reply or answer, but offering
the option of agreeing or disagreeing: “Wasn't it lucky, ay?”;
“Great fun, ay?”; “Blessing in disguise, ay?” (The usage in def. 2
is very common, and dates back to Colonial times. It is neither
restricted, nor excessively more common, to New Zealand, Queensland, or
any other particular region, as often claimed)

Ay? – smb. didn't catch what someone has said; “Pardon me”

Ay fender paw stiffleh noss yetting - I find her positively nauseating

Aygo-paygo - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound “ug”; thus
“hug” becomes “hu-gug”; “You are a pig” becomes “Yu-goo ugar uga
pugig” (See “alibi”, “arp language”, “obo language”,
“eggy-peggy”)

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The Other Guy
2005-11-20 04:28:25 UTC
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Sorry to rain on your parade there Wally, but alot of those 'slangs' came from Britain.

I know, because I grew up with them too. I grew up in a region where the first Western
Europeans landed in North America (excluding the Vikings of course).

[ For the record, Columbus was not a Western European. He was actually Italian.]

:-(]


"Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui oY©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )T" wrote in message

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A bad lot - bad, reprehensible, or evil person

A Bex, a cuppa and a (good) lie down - stock formula used to describe a
once popular method of relaxation (from "Bex", a brand of pain
killer)

A big deal - important event; serious matter

A bit - modest sum of money: "Reg had a bit on the winner of the last
race; Ann was left a bit when her grandmother died"

A bit gone - mad; silly; insane

A bit more choke and ('n') smb. would have started - statement to
somebody who has just farted loudly in public

A bit much - excessive or rude behavior
A bit of (o') a brothel - mess

A bit of (o') a picnic for a while (for the team) - (sport)
unpleasant experience, troublesome accident, bad trot

A bit of (o') all right - something or someone that is more than all
right: lovely, eliciting admiration, beautiful even

A bit of (o') currie / A bit of (o') curry - hard time

A bit of (o') fluff - (demeaning term for) woman, especially one who
is superficially attractive

A bit of (o') how's your father - sexual intercourse

A bit of (o') skirt - (offensive) woman who a male is only interested
in for sexual purposes

A bit of (o') smooey / A bit of (o') smooy - sexual intercourse with
a woman

A bit of (o') understatement here - something or someone that is more
than all right: lovely, eliciting admiration, beautiful even

A bit on the nose - smelly

A bit on the side - sexual relations outside of a marriage or
monogamous relationship

A bit rough - unfair or unjust

A bite short of (o') a bickie (bicky) / A bite short of (o') a bikkie
(bikky) - not very intelligent

A certain odd the field - call used by bookmakers in order to drum up
business, meaning that the favourite is offered at the odds called out
and all other horses are at better odds: "Six to four the field!"

A cup of (o') tea, a Bex, and a good lie down - stock formula used to
describe a once popular method of relaxation

A fair cop - 1. just sentence; 2. discovery of a wrongdoer in the act
or with their guilt apparent

A feed, a frostie and ('n') a feature / A feed, a frosty and ('n')
a feature - food, beer and sex

A few alps short of (o') a range - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person

A few bangers short of (o') a barbie / A few bangers short of (o') a
barby - stock phrases used to describe a stupid person

A few bites short of (o') a bickie (bicky) / A few bites short of
(o') a bikkie (bikky) - not very intelligent

A few bites short of (o') a biscuit - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person

A few bricks short of (o') a load - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person

A few cents short of (o') a dollar - not everything is in order (with
smb.'s intellect)

A few chops short of (o') a barbie / A few chops short of (o') a
barby - not everything is in order (with smb.'s intellect)

A few crumbs short of (o') a biscuit - neuron impaired

A few dice short of (o') Yahtzee - not very intelligent or mentally
incapable

A few French fries short of (o') a happy meal - not too bright

A few Holdens short of (o') a carpark - stupid

A few sandwiches short of (o') a picnic - stock phrases used to
describe a stupid person

A few snags short of (o') a barbie / A few snags short of (o') a
barby - stock phrases used to describe a stupid person

A few snags short of (o') the barbie / A few snags short of (o') the
barby - idiot

A few stubbies short of (o') a six-pack - stupid

A few tiles short of (o') a roof - slow, not very quick

A few tinnies short of (o') a slab - slow in thinking

A.I.F. - deaf

A lot on the plate - a lot to do

A-OK - very good; functioning correctly

A-okay - very good; functioning correctly

A over T - fall heavily

A pox on (smb. or smth.)! - expression of annoyance directed towards
someone or something: "A pox on panty-hose!"; "A pox on the
Council!"
-a-rama - (suffix) a) surrounded by or inundated by a specified thing:
"tack-a-rama" (something incredibly tacky); b) denoting a superb or
extreme example of a specified thing: "spunk-a-rama" (incredible
spunk)

A rooster one day and a feather duster the next - expression describing
the uncertainty of continued popularity or success

A Tim Tam short of a packet - not having full intelligence; stupid;
moronic (from the propriety name of popular brand of chocolate
biscuits)

A.V.Jennings marriage / A.V.Jennings' marriage / A.V.Jennings's
marriage - one's first marriage (A.V.Jennings is a builder in
Australia specializing in building houses for young married)


A.W.L. - absent without leave

A wake-up (to ) - (n.) 1. fully aware of what is going on; 2. alert;
3. aware of someone's ruse, deceitfulness, hidden agenda, etc.

Abbo / Abo - abbreviation for aborigine (no longer a politically
correct term)

ABC - Chinese person born and raised in Australia (standing for
Australian-Born Chinese; in the US it is similarly used to stand for an
American-Born Chinese)

Abdul - (WWI Military, obsolete) Turkish soldier

Abo - Aborigine; Aboriginal

Abs - (weights) abdominal muscles

Abso-bloodie-lutely / Abso-bloody-lutely - positively; yes

AC/DC - attracted to both males and females as sexual partners;
bisexual

Ac-dc - bisexual

Acca - academic (university-type)

Accident - person born from an unplanned pregnancy: "I was definitely
an accident"

Ace - 1. Excellent! Very good! 2. excellent; first in quality;
outstanding: "The kids think he's ace"; 3. successfully achieve,
complete, etc.: "You aced that exam"

Acid - LSD

Acid head - one who takes LSD

Acid house - type of dance music

Acidic - having an acid house influence (of dance music)

Acker - (n.) academic; pimple (abbreviated from "acne")

Acre(s) - male testicle(s)

Act - pretending to be something you're not

Action - potentially sexually available people: "checking out the
action"

Add fuel to the fire - make a bad situation worse
Add insult to injurie / Add insult to injury - compound a grievance
already committed against someone

Add (smth.) to one's belt - acquire a favourable point

Adios - goodbye
ADO -
accumulated day off

Adrian Quist - pissed (rhyming slang), drunk

Adrian's / Adrians - rhyming slang for drunk. From tennis player's
name Adrian Quist. Quist rhymes with "pissed", hence drunk.

Aerial - (surfing, skating, etc.) controlled manoeurvre in which the
rider and board become airborne

Aerial ping pong / Aerial ping-pong / Aerial pingpong - Australian
Rules football

Aeroplane - airplane


Aesthetically challenged - ugly

Afferbeck lauder - (Strine) alphabetical order

Afghani dark - type of marijuana

After dark - shark

Afternoon delight - sexual intercourse in the afternoon

Aftie - afternoon

Aggers - (adj.) aggressive: "aggers to the max"

Aggro / Agro - 1. aggressive; dominating; 2. aggression; violence; 3.
aggravation; 4. well known puppet

Agot(s) - testicle(s)

Agricultural shot - (cricket) wild slog of the ball, usually over
square leg or mid wicket (so called as it is the sort of shot a farmer
might make)
Ai caramba - exclamation of dismay (Spanish; 19th C. slang, recently
re-popularised by the television show "The Simpsons")


Ai chihuahua - exclamation of surprise

AIF - 1st or 2nd Australian Imperial Forces

Ain't it the truth / Aint it the truth - expression of sympathy and
agreement

Air - (sport) 1. amount of height gained when getting airborne:
"Great air!"; 2. (surfing, skating, etc.) controlled manoeuvre in
which the rider and board become airborne; aerial

Air fridge - 1. mean sum, quantity; 2. ordinary, not extreme: "air
fridge person"; "air fridge man in the street"; 3. average

Air guitar - pretence of playing an imaginary guitar: "alone in his
room playing air guitar"

Air hostess - flight attendant, aerial waitress and lifejacket
demonstrator

Air kiss - formalised kiss in which the cheeks sometimes touch but
never the lips

Air quotes - twitching of the upheld pointer and index fingers of both
hands to mark out a spoken word as a quotation or otherwise distance
oneself from the word

Airhead - empty-headed, scatterbrained or frivolous person

Airp's trek / Airps trek - mon painting, furniture, architecture, etc.

Airpsly fair billis - quite pleasant; mildly enjoyable

Airie-fairie / Airy-fairy - 1. insubstantial, hare-brained, nothing
much, in one's dreams; 2. fancy; 3. vague

Aka - native companion
Akubra -
famed Australian-made felt hat, an essential part of country attire

Al Capone - rhyming slang for telephone
Alco - alcoholic

Alec - simple minded person, dupe

Alf - stupid person

Alibi - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal words
are modified by adding into each syllable the sounds "ullab"; thus
"hug" becomes "hullabug", "You are a pig" becomes "Yullaboo
ullabar ullaba pillabig"

Alice, the - Alice Springs, Central Australia


Alkie / Alko / Alky - alcoholic

All alone like a countrie dunnie / All alone like a country dunny -
without company; alone

All dolled up - dressed in one's best clothes
All ears
- listening attentively

All froth and no beer / All froth 'n' no beer - full of himself

All Greek - (of someone's speech) unintelligible

All over - with great affection towards; excessively attentive to:
"She was all over him as soon as he entered the room"

All over (smb.) like a rash - 1. excessively and sycophantically
attentive to (someone); 2. smother (someone) in kisses and cuddles; 3.
feel or fondle (someone)

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) breakfast - be in
complete confusion and disarray

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) custard - out of control

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) knitting - out of
control

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) lunch box - out of
control

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) piss - out of control

All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) washing - out of control



All piss and wind / All piss 'n' wind - loquacious, but insincere
loquacious, but insincere

All ponced up - dressed up smartly; spruced up

All pooned up - all dressed up to go out; togged out in one's finest
(clipped form of "poonce")


All prick and ribs like a drover's dog / All prick and ribs, like a
drovers dog / All prick 'n' ribs like a drover's dog / All prick
'n' ribs, like a drovers dog - thin


All shine, no shoes - fake, fraud

All smiles - very happy

All stations - Alsatian (dog)
All the go - something is right with it, popular

Alley - 1. (n.) forte: "It's right up my alley"; 2. two-up school,
run on organised lines and under strict control; 3. (horseracing)
position at the barrier, drawn by a horse for a race: "He went to the
front from a wide alley"; 4) large playing marble

Alley oop / Alleyoop - exclamation of encouragement, exhortation, etc.,
some vigorous action or forceful effort

Alley up - pay up (a debt, etc.)

Alma grey - (obsolete) trey, threepence

Almond rocks - pair of socks (rhyming slang)

Alot - (common spelling error, but also used deliberately as a "cool"
spelling) 1. great deal: "The traffic has eased up and we're cruising
alot faster now"; 2. many; a great number or amount of: "It was alot
of fun"

Alrighty - yes; okay

Also-ran - 1. (horseracing) unplaced horse in a race; 2. nonentity

Alterna - (pref.) alternative; unconventional; not an ordinary or
run-of-the-mill example of: "alternababe", "alternateens",
"alternadom", "alternarock"

Alternative - 1. (of music) different to any of the mainstream genres,
such as that available on indie labels; 2. (of any aspect of popular
culture) not having a mainstream following

Aluminium - useful metal

Always in the shit - always in trouble

Amber - beer
Amber fluid - beer

Amber liquid - beer
Amber nectar
- beer

Ambience - type of electronic dance music

Ambient - of or pertaining to a genre of music designed to induce a
calm mood in the listener; type of electronic dance music

Ambo - ambulance; ambulance officer

Amigo - friend

Ammo - ammunition

Amos and Andie / Amos and Andy / Amos 'n' Andie / Amos 'n' Andy -
brandy

Amp - get excited; become thrilled: "keep amping; totally amped"

Amyl - chemical amyl nitrite, used as a sexual stimulant

Anaesthetist - anesthesiologist

Anal - 1. obsessive; 2. finicky; 3. fussy; 4. having to have
everything in strict order, set up perfectly neatly, etc.: "Don't be
so anal" (from psychoanalytical terminology, relating to an anal
character or the anal stage)

Anal floss - G-strings or other items of skimpy underwear that rides up
the anal cleft

Anal retent - excessively anal person

Anally retentive - excessively meticulous and rigid about minor things

Anchor(s) - brake(s)

Ancient history - information or events of the recent past which are
common knowledge or are no longer relevant: "As far as I'm concerned,
he's ancient history"; finished or gone irrevocably

Andie Capp / Andy Capp - crap; defecate

Andie Maguire / Andy Maguire - fire

Angel gear - (motoring) neutral gear, especially when used to coast
downhill to save fuel

Angel's kiss / angels kiss - piss

Angle of the dangle - pertaining to an erection of the penis

Anglo - (often derogatory) Australian of Anglo-Saxon or Anglo-Celtic
descent

Animal - 1. disgusting person; 2. highly-sexed person; 3. (car sales)
very dirty car

Ankle - despicable person (so-called because "an ankle is three feet
lower than a cunt")

Ankle biter / Ankle-biter / Anklebiter - child, infant

Ankles - (insultingly) three feet lower than a cunt, or the only thing
seen out of the boss's arse; suckup

Annie Louise / Anny Louise - cheese
Another
nail in the coffin - smb. is smoking another cigarette
Ant's pants / Ants pants - 1. height of fashion;
2. high opinion of themselves

Anthem - song or piece of music seen indicative of, or encapsulating
the feelings and ideas of, a particular subculture

Anthemic - (of music) regarded as an anthem

Any old Joe blow - anyone you don't even know, someone you do not know
the name of

Any tic of the clock - very soon
Anyhow mate! - saying used to
change the subject when talking (usually when they bored with what you
are saying)
ANZAC - Australian & New Zealand Army Corps

Anzac - member of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (see
"digger")

Aorta - composite but non-existant Authority which is held responsible
for practically

everything unpleasant in the Strine way of life; personification of the
benevolently paternal welfare State to which all Strines - being
fiercly independant and

individualistic - appeal for help and comfort in moments of frustration
and anguish: "Aorta build another arber bridge"; "An aorta stop half
of these cars

from cummer ninner the city - so a feller can get twirkon time."

APC - quick wash (initialism from the phrase "Arm Pits and Crotch",
punning on the brand name of a former headache powder)

Ape - large, uncouth, boorish man

Ape hangers - (pl. n.) motorcycle or bicycle handlebars so curved that
the handles are above the level of the rider's shoulders

App - application

Apple eater - someone who lives in the state of Tasmania (apple growing
state) Apple Islander - someone from Tasmania

Apple Isle - Tasmania
Apple sauce - horse

Apple tart - (n., v.) fart: "He apple tarted"

Apples - 1. okay, alright; 2. stairs (from rhyming slang "apples and
pears")

Apples and pears - stairs (rhyming slang)

Apricot(s) - testicle(s) (reproductive glands)

Aras - 1. bottle; 2. arse

Are you right? - typical shop assistant's greeting meaning "Can I help
you?"

Arfie-darfie / Arfy-darfy - secret language used by schoolchildren

Argie bargie / Argie-bargie / Argy bargy / Argy-bargy - tedious;
argumentative

Argue the toss - 1. dispute a decision or command; 2. go on arguing
after a dispute has been settled
Aris - 1. bottle; 2. arse

Aristotle - 1. bottle; 2. arse (1: straight rhyming slang; 2:
secondary rhyming slang, "bottle and glass" = arse)

Ark Ellerie / Ark Ellery - mon painting, furniture, architecture, etc.

Arkahn's top / Arkahn's top - (Strine) I can't stop

Arm Arm / Arm-arm - child's appeal to his mother for help: "Arm arm,
makim stop"

Arm pit - smth./smb. stinking; terrible

-aroonie - (suffix) used to make colloquial or slang forms of nouns
and adjectives: "It was a buzzaroonie"; "complete stifferoonie";
"Muzzaroonie" (Murry); "smashed it to smitheroonies"

Around like a risole - later

Arp language - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound "arp"; thus
"hug" becomes "harpug"; "You are a pig" becomes "Yarpu arpar
arpa parpig" (see: "arpie-darpie" etc.)

Arpie-darpie / Arpy-darpy - secret language used by schoolchildren in
which normal words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound
"arp"; thus "hug" becomes "harpug"; "You are a pig" becomes
"Yarpu arpar arpa parpig" (see: "alibi", "eggy-peggy", "obo
language", "arfie-darfie", "arple-darple", "arp language",
"kerosene language")

Arple-darple - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the syllable "arple"
(see: "arfie-darfie" etc.)

Arse -1. rump; bottom; buttocks; posterior; 2. despised person; 3.
impudence: "What arse!"; 4. person considered as a sex object: "What
a nice bit of arse!"; 5. good luck

Arse about - 1. in reverse or illogical order: "He did the exercise
completely arse about"; 2. act like a fool; 3. waste time

Arse about face - something is back to front

Arse around - 1. act like a fool; 2. waste time

Arse bandit - male homosexual

Arse end - 1. tail end; 2. base; 3. worst part: "This place is the
arse end of the world"

Arse-licker - 1. self-seeking flatterer; 2. fawning, servile parasite;
3. sycophant

Arse-licking - 1. sycophantic; 2. extremely good: "the most
arse-licking bass you'll ever hear"

Arse over header - varsovienna, dance

Arse over tip - fall over

Arse over tit - upside down; fallen heavily and awkwardly usually in a
forward direction

Arse-sucker - sycophant; arse-licker

Arse up / Arse-up - 1. spoil; 2. cause to fail; 3. wrong side up; 4.
topsy-turvy; 5. incorrect; 6. in a clumsy fashion

Arsehole - 1. anus; 2. despised person, especially a male; person who
is selfish, rude, unkind, etc.; 3. remove a person from a place quickly
and without ceremony; throw someone out; 4. dismiss; sack

Arsehole about - fool around

Arsewipe - despicable person (from US slang "asswipe" - toilet paper)

Arsey / Arsie / Arsy - lucky

Artist -1. fanatical supporter ("bullshit artist"); 2. someone who
does (action) with a certain flair: "dob artist", "fart artist"; 3.
person noted or notorious for a reprehensible aspect of their
behaviour: "booze artist"

Arvie / Arvo - afternoon

As - (conj.) used after an adjective to denote that what is being
described is a superb or extreme example of that thing: "he was as
fickle as"; "this place is hot as"; "I'm tired as"

As awkward as a bull in a china shop - extremely clumsy

As bald as a bandicoot - remarkably bald

As bent as a nine dollar note - gay

As bright as a two-watt bulb - stupid

As buggerie / As buggery - intensifier: "gentle as buggery"; "hot as
buggery"

As busie as a blowie at a barbie / As busy as a blowy at a barby - very
busy or hyperactive

As busie as a cat burying shit / As busy as a cat burying shit - busy


As busie as a one legged bloke in an arse kicking contest / As busy as
a one-legged bloke in an arse-kicking contest - do nothing


As busie as Bourke street in the rush hour / As busy as Bourke street
in the rush hour - very busy (Bourke St. is a main street in Melbourne)


As camp as a row - (of a male) homosexual

As camp as a row of (o') (pink) tents - (of a male) homosexual

As cheap as chips - extremely cheap

As cheap as dirt - extremely cheap

As clear as mud - confusing

As cold as a witch's tit / As cold as a witches tit - extremely cold

As common as a cat in Springvale - rare (alluding to Vietnamese
eating cats)

As common as a dog in Springvale - rare (alluding to Vietnamese eating
dogs)

As common as dog (dog's, dogs) shit - very common
As compassionate as a starving shark - have no sympathy at all

As crissed as a picket - pissed as a cricket

As crook(ed) as a dog - feeling extremely unwell

As crook(ed) as a dog's hind leg / As crook(ed) as a dogs hind leg -
1. feeling extremely unwell; 2. very crooked; not straight

As crook(ed) as a mangie dog / As crook(ed) as a mangy dog - feeling
extremely unwell

As crook(ed) as Rookwood - (very) sick, unwell (from "Rookwood" -
Cemetery in Sydney)

As cross as a frog in a sock - person's hard drive (sounding angry)

As cunning as a dunnie rat / As cunning as a dunny rat - very cunning
As
cunning as a shithouse rat - very cunning and underhanded

As cute as a button - extremely cute [originally an aphetic variant of
"acute" - shrewd, clever; there is quite a distinct semantic
difference between a "cute puppy" and a "cute butt"; the often
quoted "true" or "dictionary" definition of "cute" as "ugly but
interesting" does not exist in any actual dictionary and most probably
originally arose as a joke. (Macquarie Dictionary: Book of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]

As dark as three feet up a cow's arsehole / As dark as three feet up a
cows arsehole - extremely dark

As dead as mutton - 1. undeniably dead; 2. dull; boring

As drunk as a fowl - very drunk

As drunk as a lord - very drunk

As drunk as an earl - very drunk

As drunk as a piss ant / As drunk as a piss-ant / As drunk as a pissant
- very drunk

As drunk as a prince - very drunk

As drunk as a skunk - very drunk

As drunk as a tick - very drunk

As drunk as an earl - very drunk

As drunk as Chloe - very drunk [clearly not derived from the famous
painting of Chloe in Young and Jackson's Hotel, Melbourne, as the
expression appeared many years before the painting was actually painted
Macquarie Dictionary: Book of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]

As drunk as Larrie Dooley / As drunk as Larry Dooley - very drunk
As dry as a bull's (bulls ) bum going up a hill backward - 1. very
thirsty; 2. very dry

As dry as a dead dingo's donger / As dry as a dead dingos donger - 1.
very thirsty; 2. very dry

As dry as a drover's dog / As dry as a drovers dog - 1. very thirsty;
2. very dry

As dry as a fuck with no foreplay - 1. very thirsty; 2. very dry


As dry as a nun's nastie / As dry as a nun's nasty / As dry as a nuns
nastie / As dry as a nuns nasty - 1. needing a drink ; 2. very dry


As dry as a nun's tit / As dry as a nuns tit - 1. needing a drink ; 2.
very dry


As dry as a Pomie's (Pomies) bath mat / As dry as a Pommy's bath mat /
As dry as a Pommie's (Pommies) bath mat / As dry as a Pomy's bath mat
- 1. needing a drink; 2. very dry (based on the canard that Poms bathe
about once a month)

As dry as a Pomie's (Pomies) towel / As dry as a Pommie's (Pommies)
towel / As dry as a Pommy's towel / As dry as a Pomy's towel - 1.
needing a drink ; 2. very dry (based on the canard that Poms bathe
about once a month)

As dry as a witch's tit (in the desert) / As dry as a witches tit (in
the desert) - 1. very thirsty; 2. very dry

As dry as an Arab's fart / As dry as an Arabs fart - 1. very thirsty;
2. very dry

As dull as dishwater - very boring

As fine as a fairie's fart / As fine as a fairies fart / As fine as a
fairy's fart - very delicate


As fit as a buck rat - even fitter than a Mallee bull (meaning sexually
active)

As fit as a Mallee bull - almost invincible; very fit and strong. (The
Mallee is very arid beef country in Victoria/South Australia.)

As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - (of a person) showy or
ostentatious; dressed and groomed nicely


As full as a boot - 1. very drunk; 2. replete with food

As full as a Catholic school - full up
As full as
a fairie's phone book / As full as a fairies phone book / As full as a
fairy's phone book - something that is not at all empty

As full as a familie po / As full as a family po - 1. very drunk; 2.
replete with food; 3. extremely full

As full as a fat ladie's knickers / As full as a fat ladies knickers /
As full as a fat lady's knickers - couldn't have any more food/drink



As full as a fat ladie's socks / As full as a fat ladies socks / As
full as a fat lady's socks - couldn't have any more food/drink


As full as a fat man's undies / As full as a fat mans undies - full up
As full as a goog - full;
drunk or eaten to the excess. ("Goog" is a variation of the northern
English slangword "goggie" meaning an egg.)
As full as a secondary
school hat rack - very drunk

As full as a state school - 1. very drunk; 2. replete with food

As funnie as a fart in a sleeping bag / As funny as a fart in a
sleeping bag - not very funny


As funnie as a fart in a space suit / As funny as a fart in a space
suit - not very funny
As funnie as a fart in an elevator / As funny as a
fart in an elevator - not very funny
As funnie as a hatful of arseholes /
As funny as a hatful of arseholes - very funny (said sarcastically: not
funny at all)

As game as a piss ant / As game as a piss-ant / As game as a pissant -
very daring
As game as Ned Kellie / As game as Ned
Kelly - 1. have a go; 2. very game; courageous; 3. with fighting
spirit; plucky; resolute [Edward Ned Kelly was a bushranger, or outlaw
who gained notoriety last century with his gang "The Kelly Gang". They
were responsible for many holdups of travellers. His "trademark" was
an iron helmet and breastplate which he fashioned from an old plough
late in his "career". He was finally captured in a bloody shootout at
a place called Glenrowan, where the gang was besieged by troopers. It
looks like the gang was all killed, except for Kelly who stood off the
troopers in his armour until his wounds overcame him. He was promptly
hung a short time later, in Melbourne Gaol in 1880; his last words
being "Such is life". He attained the fame in Australia that outlaws
in America similarly received. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. - P.III. -
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part3/)]

As game as Phar Lap - 1. have a go; 2. very game; courageous; 3. with
fighting spirit; plucky; resolute

As good as gold! / As good as gold - great

As good as two blondes put together - not very smart
As handie as mudflaps on a speedboat
/ As handy as mudflaps on a speedboat - not handy at all


As handie as pockets on a singlet / As handy as pockets on a singlet -
useless
As handie as shit on a stick / As handy as shit on a stick - not
much help


As happie as a bastard on father's day / As happie as a bastard on
fathers day / As happy as a bastard on father's day / As happy as a
bastard on fathers day - unhappy, depressed



As happie as a boxing kangaroo in fog / As happy as a boxing kangaroo
in fog - miserable


As happie as a dog with two dicks / As happy as a dog with two dicks -
very happy

As happie as a Larrie / As happy as a Larry - very happy
As happie as a pig in
mud / As happy as a pig in mud - very happy
As happie as a pig in
shit / As happy as a pig in shit - very happy
As happie as Harrie / As happy as Harry - extremely overjoyed

As high as a kite - 1. under the influence of drugs or alcohol; 2. in
exuberant spirits

As honest as the day is long - very honest

As if - used to express complete disbelief or disagreement; in your
dreams: "You're asking me on a date! With you? As if!"

As Irish as Paddie's pigs / As Irish as Paddies pigs / As Irish as
Paddy's pigs - very Irish (familiar variant of Irish Padraig = Patrick)

As keen as mustard - enthusiastic about something


As livelie as a blowfly on a winter's day / As livelie as a blowfly on
a winters day / As lively as a blowfly on a winter's day / As lively as
a blowfly on a winters day - lethargic

As lonelie as a countrie dunnie / As lonelie as a country dunny / As
lonely as a countrie dunnie / As lonely as a country dunny - very
lonely




As long as a month of Sundays - very long time (28 - 31 weeks)

As long as a wet weekend - extremely long

As long as one's arse points to the ground - as long as smb. is up and
running things

As loose as a cock in a sock - very loose


As luckie as a bastard on father's day / As luckie as a bastard on
fathers day / As lucky as a bastard on father's day / As lucky as a
bastard on fathers day - unhappy, depressed

As mad as a baptist in a brothel - really angry
As mad as a cut
snake - furious; very upset; crazy

As mad as a gumtree full of galahs - 1. quite stupid (from the name of
the pink and grey cockatoo, from the Aboriginal language Yuwaalaraay);
2. furious; very upset; crazy

As mad as a meat axe - extremely angry

As mad as a two-bob watch - stupid; idiotic; erratic

As mean as a mysogynist's dick / As mean as a mysogynists dick - 1.
picky or particular; 2. not free with money

As mean as cat's piss / As mean as cats piss - mean, stingy,
uncharitable

As much chance as pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork - little or no
chance at

As needed as a back pocket in a t-shirt / As needed as a back pocket in
a tshirt - not useful

As noisie as a dunnie door in a storm / As noisy as a dunny door in a
storm - being rather noisy for a long time

As nuttie as a fruitcake / As nutty as a fruitcake - foolish; very
eccentric; completely mad

As ol' as the hills / As old as the hills - very old

As pissed as a bastard - extremely drunk

As pissed as a cunt - extremely drunk (Middle English cunte, counte, in
Old Norse kunta, Old Frisian kunte)

As pissed as a fart - too much drunk

As pissed as a newt - drunk

As pissed as a parrot - drunk

As pissed as fortie arseholes / As pissed as forty arseholes -
extremely drunk

As pleased as Punch - delighted; highly pleased

As popular as a mangie dog / As popular as a mangy dog - not popular
As proud as a rat with a gold tooth - very proud

As queer as a concrete parachute - poof or lesbian

As quick as a bumnut through an eggslice - quick

As quick as a door knob - very quick

As quick as a flash - very quick

As quick as a meat axe - very quick

As quick as a mutton chop - very quick

As quick as a rat up a rope - very quick

As quick as a wink - very quick

As quick as greased lightning - very quick

As quick as mercury - very quick


As rare as hen's teeth / As rare as hens teeth - rare

As regular as Christmas - regularly

As reliable as a two-bob watch - watch costing only two bob would not
be very reliable

As rough as a pig's breakfast / As rough as a pigs breakfast
- very rough, crude

As rough as bags - (of a person) extremely rough in either manners or
looks

As rough as bags and twice as nasty / As rough as bag(s) 'n' twice as
nasty - uncouth, rough

As rough as goat's knees / As rough as goats knees / As rough as
goats' knees - very rough, crude

As rough as guts - 1. very rough, crude; 2. extremely uncouth; 3. very
poor standard of workmanship


As rough as mullet - very rough, crude


As safe as houses - completely safe

As scarce as hen's teeth / As scarce as hens teeth / As scarce as
hens' teeth - rare
As scarce as rocking-horse (horse's, horses) manure - rare
As scarce
as rocking horse (horse's, horses) shit - very rare

As sharp as a beach-ball / As sharp as a beachball - not very bright
and quick

As sick as a dog - very sick

As sillie as a pork chop / As silly as a pork chop - very silly

As sillie as a two-bob watch / As silly as a two-bob watch - stupid;
idiotic; erratic

As slick as greased snake shit - 1. smooth talker; 2. something
working better than expected


As slow as a wet week - very slow

As stiff as a Saturday night prick - sore from exertion / exercise

As stiff as a wedding night prick - sore from exertion /exercise

As stuffed as a whore on Father's Day / As stuffed as a whore on
Fathers Day - can't eat another thing

As sure as shit - absolutely sure; positive

As sure as there is cold shit in a dead cat / As sure as there's cold
shit in a dead cat - the certainty of the situation

As the actress said to the bishop - catchphrase used to make a sexual
innuendo out of an innocent statement

As the crow flies - in a straight line


As thick as a brickie's sandwich / As thick as a brickies sandwich / As
thick as a bricky's sandwich - dopey


As thick as a lump of 4 X 2 / As thick as a lump of four by two - not
well endowed with grey matter

As thick as a wharfie's sandwich / As thick as a wharfies sandwich / As
thick as a wharfy's sandwich - dopey


As tight as a bull's arse in fly-time / As tight as a bulls arse in
fly-time - extremely mean with money; tight-arsed

As tight as a drum - (of the stomach) completely full of food

As tight as a duck's arse / As tight as a ducks arse - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed

As tight as a fish's arse / As tight as a fishes arse - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed

As tight as a mouse's ear / As tight as a mouses ear - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed

As tight as a newt - extremely drunk

As toey as a Roman sandal - 1. extremely anxious; 2. being in need of
a bit of sex As
tough as a Mallee bull - almost invincible

As uglie as a bag of (o') spanners / As ugly as a bag of (o')
spanners - very ugly

As uglie as a bagful of (o') arseholes / As ugly as a bagful of (o')
arseholes - unattractive; very ugly, especially of a person

As uglie as a box of (o') blowflies / As ugly as a box of (o')
blowflies - really ugly As uglie as a hatful of (o')
arseholes / As ugly as a hatful of (o') arseholes - very ugly

As useful as a bucket under a bull - absolutely useless

As useful as a cunt full of cold water - not very usefull

As useful as a dead dingo's donger / As useful as a dead dingos donger
- completely useless

As useful as a drover's pup / As useful as a drovers pup - not useful
at all

As useful as a dry thunderstorm - absolutely useless

As useful as a fart in a collander - useless (collander is a kitchen
strainer)

As useful as a G rated pron flick - useless

As useful as a glass door on a dunnie / As useful as a glass door on a
dunny - useless

As useful as a handbrake on a Holden - useless

As useful as a nun's cunt / As useful as a nuns cunt - not useful at
all

As useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest - useless

As useful as a piss in a shower - absolutely useless

As useful as a pocket on a singlet - absolutely useless

As useful as a roo-bar on a skateboard - absolutely useless


As useful as a sore arse to a boundarie rider / As useful as a sore
arse to a boundary rider - absolutely useless


As useful as a spare dick at a wedding - absolutely useless

As useful as a submarine with screen doors - absolutely useless

As useful as a third armpit - absolutely useless

As useful as a wart on the hip - absolutely useless

As useful as a wether at a ram sale - absolutely useless

As useful as a witch's tit / As useful as a witches tit - absolutely
useless

As useful as an arsehole on a broom - absolutely useless


As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike - useless

As useful as an ashtray on a pushbike - absolutely useless


As useful as an ashtray on a surf-board - useless

As useful as an ashtray on a water-ski - useless

As useful as lips on a chicken - not worth a damned

As useful as mudflaps on a speedboat - not useful at all

As useful as pockets on a singlet - useless

As useful as shit on a stick - not much help

As useful as the bottom half of a mermaid - absolutely useless

As useful as tits on a bull - useless; unhelpful or incompetent person
or thing: "He, she or it is about as useful as tits on a bull" etc.

As useful as two knobs of billie-goat poop / As useful as two knobs of
billy-goat poop - (ironic) completely useless

As useless as a chocolate fireguard - useless

As useless as a glass door on a dunnie / As useless as a glass door on
a dunny - useless

As useless as a soft cock in a nurse's dorm / As useless as a soft
cock in a nurses dorm - useless


As useless as an arse pocket in a singlet - absolutely useless

As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike - absolutely useless

As useless as the bottom half of (o') a mermaid - absolutely useless

As useless as tits on a tomcat - absolutely no use at all
As weak as piss -
extremely weak (often refers to character or physical strength)
As welcome as a fart in a phone box - get out of here

As welcome as a pork chop in a synagogue - not popular

As welcome as a pork chop in Jerusalem - not popular

As welcome as a turd in a swimming pool - unpopular

As wet as a soup sandwich - horny

As you do - conversational aside following a reported action, often
used ironically when commenting on some unusual behaviour: "I was
standing on the balcony in my underwear - as you do - when my neighbour
walked by"

Ashes, the - prize gained in an international series of cricket with
England

Ashfelt - asphalt

Aspro - Associate Professor

Ass - 1. stupid person (from "ass" - donkey); 2. (rare in
Australia, often in the USA) arse (originally a British dialect
variant. In the US "arse" is often used as a euphemism)

Assprad - excessively preoccupied with domestic order and cleanliness
(feminine adjective only): "She's very assprad - she keeps Rome
looking lovely"

At a loose end - unoccupied; with nothing to do: "She asked him to
dinner because he seemed to be at a loose end"

At loose ends - unoccupied; with nothing to do: She asked him to dinner
because he seemed to be at a loose end

At sparrow fart / At sparrow's fart / At sparrows fart - at dawn
At the drop of a hat - immediately; at any excuse
Attaboy! - exclamation of approval,
urging, encouragement or exhortation addressed to a boy or man

Attagirl! - exclamation of approbation or exhortation addressed to a
girl or woman

Attitude - excessively aggressive and dominating behaviour: "a band
with attitude", "They have heaps of attitude", "no attitude, just
heaps of fun", "hardcore attitude"

Auntie / Aunty - 1. Australian Broadcasting Corporation, ABC (Channel
2); 2. effeminate or homosexual older male

Auntie Meg / Aunty Meg - keg (of beer)

Aussie / Aussy - [pron. Ozzie] 1. (n., adj.) Australian; 2. Australia;
3. (stock market): Australian dollar

Aussie battler / Aussy battler - typical member of the working class in
Australia
Aussie rules / Aussy rules - Australian football
Aussie salute /
Aussy salute - brushing away flies with the hand

Australasia - Oz +N(ew) Z(ealand)

Australian adjective - bloody

Australian flag - part of a shirt, which has come untucked and hangs
out over the trousers
AV Jennings marriage - one's first marriage (AV Jennings is a builder
in Australia specializing in building houses for young married)


Av-a-go-yer-mug / Avagoyermug - 1. someone is not trying hard enough
in his sport, and you want him to (this is yelled to give him a bit of
a push a long); 2. traditional rallying call, often heard at cricket
matches (contraction of "Have a go, you mug!")

Avagoodweegend - have a good weekend
'Ave - have

'Ave a go ya mug! - directed at a
slow batsman in cricket

Avoid list - putative list of people one wishes not to socialise with;
a list of geeks

Avos - avocados

Awake up - not deluded, alert

Awake (up) to - fully aware: "He's awake up to what's going on;
they're awake to our plan"

Away with the fairies - 1. daydreaming; 2. mentally unsound or
eccentric; 3. not in touch with reality; 4. incapacitated by alcohol

Away with the pixies - 1. daydreaming; 2. mentally unsound or
eccentric; 3. not in touch with reality; 4. incapacitated by alcohol

Awesome - extremely impressive; of high quality; totally excellent:
"You missed an awesome gig last night"

Awkward as a bull in a china shop - extremely clumsy
Awning over the toy shop - male beer belly

Axe - 1. a) electric guitar; b) (jocular) acoustic guitar; c) (jazz)
any instrument for playing jazz; 2. cut out; abolish (a project, etc.);
3. reduce (expenditure, prices, etc.) sharply; 4. dismiss from a
position; 5. the axe: a) dismissal from a job, position, etc.; sack; b)
sudden and definite halt brought to some project, venture, etc.

Axe-handle - rough unit of measurement: "about six axe-handles wide"

Axe man - man who plays guitar

Axe mark - (offensive and crass) vagina

Axe woman - woman who plays guitar

Axe wound - (offensive and crass) vagina

Ay - (interjection) 1. exclamation of surprise; "Hey!"; 2. tag used
at the end of a statement in order to assure that the listener is in
agreement, not necessarily requiring a reply or answer, but offering
the option of agreeing or disagreeing: "Wasn't it lucky, ay?";
"Great fun, ay?"; "Blessing in disguise, ay?" (The usage in def. 2
is very common, and dates back to Colonial times. It is neither
restricted, nor excessively more common, to New Zealand, Queensland, or
any other particular region, as often claimed)

Ay? - smb. didn't catch what someone has said; "Pardon me"

Ay fender paw stiffleh noss yetting - I find her positively nauseating

Aygo-paygo - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound "ug"; thus
"hug" becomes "hu-gug"; "You are a pig" becomes "Yu-goo ugar uga
pugig" (See "alibi", "arp language", "obo language",
"eggy-peggy")

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Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-20 04:46:34 UTC
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yes siree yes indeedy do !!

But Australia has adopted them into the core of it's Colloquial usage
of the English Language......

(When U come to think of it many countries have words that originated
from their "mother" country....

Australia is no different !

HOOROO (Cheers) ;-)

Uncle Wally ;-)

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The Other Guy
2005-11-20 07:40:26 UTC
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"Top Of The Mornin' To You Wally"

Don't let my POST discourage you from posting more of these 'Slangs'.

I like to see the ones I recognize, and like even more to see the ones I don't.

"Throw-in somethin' on the Barbi" (made famous worldwide by Paul Hogan) has got to be one of
the most notable Aussie 'slangs' of the 1990s. (But, I am sure there is allot more.) - notice
I used 'allot' instead of 'alot' (which you are probably more familiar with !!!) ;-)

Us 'British Colonialist' ain't (aren't) that far apart. (Even when we are half way around the
world from each other.)

:-(]


"Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui oY©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )T" wrote in message
Post by Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
yes siree yes indeedy do !!
But Australia has adopted them into the core of it's Colloquial usage
of the English Language......
(When U come to think of it many countries have words that originated
from their "mother" country....
Australia is no different !
HOOROO (Cheers) ;-)
Uncle Wally ;-)
==================
Jane
2005-11-20 13:42:16 UTC
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Post by The Other Guy
"Top Of The Mornin' To You Wally"
Don't let my POST discourage you from posting more of these 'Slangs'.
I like to see the ones I recognize, and like even more to see the ones I don't.
"Throw-in somethin' on the Barbi" (made famous worldwide by Paul Hogan)
has got to be one of
the most notable Aussie 'slangs' of the 1990s. (But, I am sure there is
allot more.) - notice
I used 'allot' instead of 'alot' (which you are probably more familiar with !!!) ;-)
Who in Canada is using "allot" except as in "allot a share to"?...In your
context, it should have been "a lot'.

So says the language police, :).

Jane
Post by The Other Guy
Us 'British Colonialist' ain't (aren't) that far apart. (Even when we are
half way around the
world from each other.)
:-(]
"Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui oY©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta
Amac )T" wrote in message
Post by Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
yes siree yes indeedy do !!
But Australia has adopted them into the core of it's Colloquial usage
of the English Language......
(When U come to think of it many countries have words that originated
from their "mother" country....
Australia is no different !
HOOROO (Cheers) ;-)
Uncle Wally ;-)
==================
Marvin The Paranoid Android
2005-11-20 17:18:28 UTC
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Post by Jane
Post by The Other Guy
"Top Of The Mornin' To You Wally"
Don't let my POST discourage you from posting more of these 'Slangs'.
I like to see the ones I recognize, and like even more to see the ones I don't.
"Throw-in somethin' on the Barbi" (made famous worldwide by Paul Hogan)
has got to be one of
the most notable Aussie 'slangs' of the 1990s. (But, I am sure there is
allot more.) - notice
I used 'allot' instead of 'alot' (which you are probably more familiar with !!!) ;-)
Who in Canada is using "allot" except as in "allot a share to"?...In your
context, it should have been "a lot'.
So says the language police, :).
Jane
You're spelling it wrong ... it's 'alot' ...
Jane
2005-11-20 23:07:22 UTC
Permalink
Post by Marvin The Paranoid Android
Post by Jane
Post by The Other Guy
"Top Of The Mornin' To You Wally"
Don't let my POST discourage you from posting more of these 'Slangs'.
I like to see the ones I recognize, and like even more to see the ones I don't.
"Throw-in somethin' on the Barbi" (made famous worldwide by Paul Hogan)
has got to be one of
the most notable Aussie 'slangs' of the 1990s. (But, I am sure there is
allot more.) - notice
I used 'allot' instead of 'alot' (which you are probably more familiar with !!!) ;-)
Who in Canada is using "allot" except as in "allot a share to"?...In your
context, it should have been "a lot'.
So says the language police, :).
Jane
You're spelling it wrong ... it's 'alot' ...
Nope! I used to make that mistake all the time! They are two separate
words. You won't find "alot" in the dictionary (I looked, :) )

Jane
Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-27 03:31:02 UTC
Permalink
J

J - marijuana cigarette

J Arthur / J. Arthur, a – wank, masturbate (rhyming slang for J.
Arthur Rank)

J. Arthur Rank – wank (rhyming slang)

Jab - injection with a hypodermic needle



Jack - 1. white ball used in bowls; 2. venereal disease; 3.
double-sided penny; 4. kookaburra; 5. police
officer; 6. tried beyond endurance; 7. become good; pick up: “the
swell jacked again mid-afternoon”; 8. highly undesirable; deserving
contempt, especially for lack of effort or fairness; slack; 9. nothing:
“I don't know jack about it” (euphemistic shortening of “jack
shit”); 10. (WWI military, obsolete) Turkish soldier


Jack and Jill / Jack 'n' Jill – 1. bill; 2. dill, fool; 3. hill; 4.
cash register; till (rhyming slang)


Jack Dancer - cancer (rhyming slang)

Jack Flash - hash (rhyming slang)
Jack-in-the-box -
someone who can not sit still
Jack of (o’) - sick and tired of; fed up with
(something)

Jack off - masturbate


Jack Ree’s / Jack Rees – fleas (rhyming slang)

Jack Scratch(es) – match(es) (rhyming slang)

Jack Shay - stay (rhyming slang)

Jack the Dancer - cancer (rhyming slang)

Jack shit / Jackshit - nothing: “We owe you jack shit”

Jack the Painter – (history) strong, green, tea, used in the bush,
which discolours utensils


Jack the Turk – (WWI military, obsolete) Turkish soldier

Jack up – 1. be obstinate, refuse to do something, spit the dummy; 2.
raise or increase (something): “jacking up their prices”; “jacked up
my level of horniness”

Jackaroo / Jackeroo – 1. male station-hand (a station is a big
farm/grazing property); station hand, usually trainee manager, often
the son of another landowner sent to work on other properties to learn
different methods, soils, breeds, etc.; 2. work as a trainee on such a
station: “He's jackerooing in Queensland this year”

Jacked-up - infected with venereal disease

Jackie Howe / Jacky Howe - black or blue singlet. Named after a famous
Queensland sheep shearer John Robert Howe (1861-1920)

Jackie / Jacky – 1. aboriginal native; 2. kookaburra [shortening of
“(laughing) jack(ass)” + -o]

Jacko – 1. kookaburra [shortening of “(laughing) jack(ass)” + -o];
2. (WWI military, obsolete) Turkish soldier


Jaffa – 1. orange-flavoured chocolate ball, with hard orange coating,
traditionally rolled down the cinema aisle; 2. (cricket) very good
delivery
Jaffle - toasted sandwich

Jaffle iron - camping tool, used to make a
toasted sandwich

Jag – 1. any Jaguar make car; 2. drinking bout; 3. any sustained
single activity, often carried to excess: “eating jag”, “fishing
jag”, “crying jag”

Jahbindi and begorrah! / Jahbindi 'n' begorrah! - exclamation of
surprise or wonderment

Jail-bait - girl or boy below the legal age of consent

Jake – 1. break (rhyming slang); 2.
all right: “She'll be jake, mate; everything's jake now”; 3. toilet
(16th C. “jakes”, from the name Jakes, Jacques)

Jam tart - heart; sweetheart (rhyming slang)

Jane Doe - (especially with police, lawyers, etc.) name used to refer
to any unknown or unspecified woman who is dead or unconscious

Jans - opportunity: “He neffradder jans”; “He neffrad Barclay's
jans”

Jap – (racist) 1. Japanese person; 2. of Japanese construction or
origin

Jap crap - Japanese made cars

Japanese flying suit - T-shirt , shorts and thongs

Japanese riding boot(s) – thong(s)

Japper - (derogatory) Japanese motorcycle

Jar – 1. glass of beer; 2. embarrass or upset someone with an insult,
witty comeback, etc.

Jar slesky pon torgon Strine – (Strine) just let's keep on talking
Australian

Jareedna... wairtsed - these terms, relating to the disemination of
news, cannot be translated individually as they always occur in close
juxtaposition in conversations such as the following: “Jareedna piper
wairtsed abat the bushfires?” – “Nar, sorten TV”

Jargon - nonsense; rubbish
Jarmies - pyjamas, bed clothes

Jatz Cracker’s / Jatz crackers – (pl. n.) knackers; testicles [from
rhyming slang “Jatz crackers” (a brand of cracker biscuits) =
knackers]

Jaw-breaker – 1. word hard to pronounce; 2. large, hard or sticky
sweet

Jaw hit the floor - astonished; shocked

Jawbone - talk, especially at length, as in expounding an idea,
presenting an argument, etc.

Jay – 1. marijuana cigarette [from “j(oint)”, or, from (Mary)
J(ane)]; 2. stupid person (from “jay” - a type of bird)

Jeep yo - large building in each capital city, administered by the Peem
Jeeze Department of the Commwealth Garment

Jeff – 1. downsize, reduce funding to or to scrap (institution,
government department, etc.); 2. retrench (staff); fire or dismiss
(someone); 3. ruin or destroy in a heartless and unfair way; fuck over
(named after Jeff Kennett, premier of Victoria 1992—99)


Jellie / Jelly - gelatin desert; jam (no fruity bits); jello

Jerk - annoying, stupid person

Jerk off / Jerk-off – 1. masturbate; 2. act of male masturbation; 3.
male masturbator; 4. very foolish person; idiot

Jerk the gherkin - (of a male) masturbate

Jerrie / Jerry – 1. night pot (under the bed); 2. lavatory; 3.
geriatric, old person

Jerrie to / Jerry to - understand, realise: “He jerries to what's
going on”

Jess tefter - it is necessary to: “She'll jess tefter get chews twit”

Jessa – only: “He's jessa no-hoper”

Jesus (Christ) - exclamation indicating surprise, indignation, etc.:
“Jesus! What was that?”

Jesus-freak - overtly enthusiastic and obtrusive Christian

Jesus Fucking Christ - exclamation indicating surprise, indignation,
etc.

Jesus H. Christ - exclamation indicating surprise, indignation, etc.

Jewels – testicles

Jezz - articles of furniture: “Set the tible, love, and get a coupler
jezz”

Jezza – (Australian Rules) extremely high mark (from Alex Jesaulenko,
a player famed for taking high marks)

JFL - blissful facial expression and accompanying mood associated with
someone who has recently had sex (initialism for the “Just Fucked
Look”)

Jif / Jiff / Jiffie / Jiffy – very short time

Jig - play truant: “jig school”; “jig class”

Jig is up, the - the game is up; there is no further chance

Jig it - play truant (from British slang “jig” - to cheat or delude)

Jig-jig - sexual intercourse

Jigged – broken, no long useful
Jigger – 1.
name for any mechanical device, the correct name of which one does not
know; 2. (prison) illegally made crystal radio set; 3. (horseracing)
illegal apparatus which gives a shock to a horse during a race in order
to increase its speed; 4. break; exhaust

Jiggie / Jiggie-jig / Jiggy / Jiggy-jig - sexual intercourse
Jillaroo - female station hand; female version of the jackaroo
(modelled on “jackeroo”, with “jill” representing the female, as in
the nursery “Jack and Jill”)

Jillion - unimaginably large amount

Jim-dandie / Jim-dandy - remarkable; wonderful; superior

Jim Gerald – “The Herald” (newspaper)

Jimmie / Jimmy - immigrant

Jimmie Brit(s) / Jimmy Britt(s) – 1. shit(s); 2. defecate; 3. (pl.)
attack of diarrhoea (rhyming slang, with reference to a former
lightweight boxing champion of the world, Jimmy Britt, who was on
vaudeville tour in Australia during WWI)

Jimmie Dancer / Jimmy Dancer - cancer (rhyming slang)

Jimmie Grant / Jimmy Grant – immigrant (rhyming slang)

Jimmie Howe / Jimmy Howe – 1. navy or black woollen singlet worn by
labourers, bushmen, etc.; 2. any similar singlet (probably from name of
Australian world champion shearer of 1892)

Jimmie Lee / Jimmy Lee - tea (rhyming slang)

Jimmie Riddle / Jimmy Riddle - piddle (rhyming slang)

Jimmie the Dancer / Jimmy the Dancer - cancer (rhyming slang)
Jimmie Woodser / Jimmy Woodser
– 1. one who drinks alone in a bar; 2. alcoholic drink consumed alone
(probably from the name of a fictitious character, Jimmy Woods, who
always drank alone)
Jimmygrant - immigrant

Jingoes! - exclamation of surprise

Jinx – (interjection) call made by someone when they say the exact
same word simultaneously with a second person. The second person is
thence forced to keep silent until relieved of the jinx by the saying
of their name by the person who jinxed them (originally US; from
“jynx” - a spell, from the ancient Greek name of the wryneck, a bird
used in witchcraft)

Jism - sperm; semen (19th C. US slang, from British dialect “chissom”
- a shoot or sprout, to germinate)

Jissom - sperm; semen (19th C. US slang, from British dialect
“chissom” - a shoot or sprout, to germinate)

Jive – 1. pretentious, empty talk; 2. type of American Negro and jazz
slang; 3. tease; joke with: “Are you jiving me?”; 4. go or fit
together; make sense: “It just doesn't jive” [originally US Black
English (1920s); cf. Wolof (an African language) “jev” - to disparage
someone in their absence]

Jive talk - type of American Negro and jazz slang

Jiwant - (do) you want

Jizz / Jizzum - sperm; semen (19th C. US slang, from British dialect
“chissom” - a shoot or sprout, to germinate)

Joan of (o’) Arc – shark (rhyming slang)

Job – 1. theft or robbery, or any criminal deed; 2. product of an act
of defecation; 3. job (smb.) hit; punch: “Shut up or I'll job you”
(variant of “jab”)

Jobber Bob – see: Scared Saul

Jobbies – (pl. n.) (in children's speech) defecation

Jobs for the boys – 1. system of male nepotism in which one looks
after the interests of one's mates in preference to other people's
interests; 2. any similar system in which preferential treatment is
given to friends, associates, supporters, etc.

Jock – 1. jockstrap; 2. (pl.) type of men's underwear; 3. (chiefly US)
male athlete, especially one in college or university

Joe – 1. man; bloke; 2. (in colonial times) trooper; military police
officer (from C. Joseph La Trobe, whose mining regulations the troopers
were enforcing on the gold diggings); 3. a) snake; b) shake (see: Joe
Blake)


Joe Baxi – taxi (rhyming slang)

Joe Blake – 1. snake; 2. shake (rhyming slang)

Joe Blakes – (pl. n.) delirium tremens, characterised by trembling,
terrifying visual hallucinations, etc., and caused by excessive
indulgence in alcohol (rhyming slang for “shakes”)


Joe Bloggs - average citizen
Joe Blow - Mr. Average, a man in the street, average citizen

Joe Crocker – (rhyming slang) shocker; bad time

Joe Hope - soap (rhyming slang)

Joe Rock(s) – sock(s) (rhyming slang)

Joes - (pl. n.) delirium tremens, characterised by trembling,
terrifying visual hallucinations, etc., and caused by excessive
indulgence in alcohol (see: Joe Blakes)

Joey – 1. baby kangaroo; 2. young child
John, a – 1. toilet; 2. cop; 3. prostitute's client; 4. penis; 5. the
Johns – (pl.) cop, cops, police

John Chinaman – (obsolete) Chinese man

John Citizen – a man in the street

John Doe - (especially with police, lawyers, etc.) name used to refer
to any unknown or unspecified man who is dead or unconscious

John Hancock - signature

John Henrie / John Henry - signature


John Hop - cop, cops, police

John Lennon glasses – (pl. n.) small, round, steel-rimmed glasses
(from the fact that glasses of this type were favoured by John Lennon)



John Thomas – penis
Johnnie, a / Johnny, a
– 1. newspaper; 2. fellow; man
Johnnie Bliss / Johnny Bliss –
piss (rhyming slang)
Johnnie Cash / Johnny Cash - hash (hasheesh,
hashish) Johnnie
Hopper / Johnny Hopper – copper (rhyming slang)
Johnnie Horner / Johnny Horner -
corner (rhyming slang)

Johnnie Raper / Johnny Raper - newspaper
Johns, the - cop, cops, police

Joint – 1. place of business, especially a stall, tent, etc.; 2.
house, unit, office, etc., regarded as in some sense one's own: “Come
round to my joint”; 3. disreputable bar, restaurant, or nightclub;
dive; 4. marijuana cigarette

Joke – 1. something extremely bad, pathetic, awful, dreadful, etc.:
“Their defensive play is a joke”; 2. hopeless, stupid, useless
person: “You're nothing but a joke, an absolute joke”; “pack of
hopeless jokes”

Joke is on (smb.), the - said of a person who has become the object of
laughter or ridicule, usually after a reversal of fortune


Joker – 1. male person that smb. is unsure about; 2. bloke, often
there is something amusing about his person

Jollie green giant / Jolly green giant - $100 note,
green in colour

Josh – 1. chaff; banter in a teasing way: “Don't worry, he was just
joshing”; 2. chaffing remark; piece of banter (19th C.; originally US)

Jossel - annoying person; dickhead

Jostle - annoying person; dickhead

Journo – journalist

Joystick - penis
JT - jam tart; ticker, heart, commitment

Jug – 1. measure of beer served in a large glass jug; 2. prison or
jail; 3. (pl. n.) (crass) female breasts; 4. commit to jail, or
imprison

Juice – 1. electric power; 2. petrol, oil, etc., used to run an
engine; 3. any alcoholic beverage; 4. any sexual secretion

Juicie fruit / Juicy fruit - act of sexual intercourse (rhyming slang
for “root”)


Jumbuck - (young) sheep (probably, Aboriginal corruption of “jump
up”)

Jump – 1. board (a train, bus, ferry, etc.), without paying fare; 2.
have sexual intercourse with (someone); 3. attack suddenly without
warning; 4. (horseracing) (of a horse) begin to race: “The bookie got
caught with a large bet just before they jumped”; 5. act of coitus; 6.
(horseracing) beginning of the race

Jump around like a flock of sparrows had flown out one’s arse – be
excited

Jump on / Jump upon - scold; rebuke; reprimand

Jump on one's bones - have sexual intercourse with someone

Jump the box – (criminal) give evidence in favour of a person being
charged

Jump the gun - start prematurely; obtain an unfair advantage

Jump the rattler - (obsolescent) board a train illegally


Jump up like a roo's pecker / Jump up like a roos pecker – be active
Jumped up / Jumped-up - living above his station in life
(relative to either profession or family heritage); conceited;
self-inflated
Jumper – 1. woolen
sweater, cotton or woolen pullover; 2. (police) person who has
committed suicide by jumping off a building, bridge, cliff, etc.

Jungle - type of rhythmically complex dance music employing breakbeat,
arriving on the rave scene in the early 1990s; drum and bass

Jungle juice – (WWII military) rough alcoholic drink originally made
by soldiers in New Guinea; 2. any drink considered to be as rough

Junglist - jungle dance music enthusiast

Junk – 1. anything that is regarded as worthless or mere trash; 2. any
narcotic drug; 3. cast aside as junk, discard as no longer of use


Junk food - food with very little nutrition

Junkie / Junky - addict, especially a person addicted to hard drugs
Just a tic - just a moment
Just down the road – if someone says this, ask for more details
because this could be 100 yards to a 1000 miles away

Just joshin' / Just joshing - just kidding
Just quietly - (adv. phr.) confidentially

Just the job - exactly what is required


Just what the doctor ordered - just what is required


K

K – 1. thousand (dollars, etc.): “Her salary is well over 40K”; 2.
kilometre; 3. kilometres per hour: “We were only doing 100 k,
officer”; 4. kilogram

K-one-w-one - New Zealander (fanciful spelling-out of “Kiwi” with
“one” (1) substituted for “i”)

Ka minnear – (Strine) come in here

Kack – 1. (n., v.) cackle; 2. have a laugh; 3. someone with a sense of
humour; 4. very funny person: “That guy's such a cack”; 5. faeces; 6.
defecate; soil with excrement: “The baby cacked its nappy” (from
Middle English “cakken”, “kakken”)

Kack-handed / Kackhanded – lefthanded

Kack one's corduroys - be extremely scared

Kack one's pants - be extremely scared

Kack oneself (laughing) - laugh uncontrollably

Kackie-hander / Kacky-hander / Kackyhander - lefthanded person


Kackle berrie / Kackle-berrie / Kackle berry / Kackle-berry /
Kackleberrie / Kackleberry – egg


Kackle fruit / Kackle-fruit / Kacklefruit - egg
Kafuffle – argument; disturbance; rumpus

Kanaka(s) – testicle(s)
Kanga – 1. kangaroo; 2. shoe

Kangaroo – 1. release the clutch of a car unevenly so that the car
moves forward in a series of jerks; 2. shoe
Kangaroo court - people judging smb. in what they think he does wrong

Kangaroo hop - jerky movement of a car due to a mis-used clutch

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock - intellectually inadequate: “He's
got kangaroos loose in the top paddock"

Kannew..? – (Strine) can you..?

Kaput - broken; ruined
Kark – die (probably, shortened form of “carcass” = body of a
slaughtered animal)

Kark it – 1. die; 2. cease functioning; 3. collapse

Kay - 1. thousand (dollars, etc.): “Her salary is well over 40K”; 2.
kilometre; 3. kilometres per hour: “We were only doing 100 k,
officer”; 4. kilogram

Kaypoc cruncher – homosexual

Keen as mustard - enthusiastic about something

Keep nit – keep watch while some illegal activity takes place; act as
lookout (from German dialect “nit” = no; variant of German “nichts”
= nothing)

Keep one's feet on the ground / Keep your feet on the ground - retain a
sensible and practical outlook

Keep one’s hair on / Keep your hair on - keep calm; do not get angry

Keep one's nose clean / Keep your nose clean - follow rules and
regulations meticulously so as to avoid any blame

Keep one's pecker up - remain cheerful; maintain good spirits, courage,
or resolution

Keep one's shirt on / Keep your shirt on - stay calm

Keep shtoom - keep quite about; remain silent (from Yiddish, from
German “stumm” = silent)

Keep tabs on - keep account of or a check on: “keep tabs on your
expenses”

Keep the flag flying - appear courageous and cheerful in the face of
difficulty

Keep yow – (obsolete) keep watch for police when an illegal activity
is taking place; act as look-out
Kellie / Kelly - axe

Kellie Ned / Kellie, Ned / Kelly Ned / Kelly, Ned - 1. head (rhyming
slang); 2. notorious artists' model. Also thought to have been a
bushranger


Kelpie / Kelpy - Australian sheepdog originally bred from Scottish
collie
Kembla - small change (rhyming slang; see: Kembla Grange)

Kembla Grange - small change (rhyming slang)

Kennedie / Kennedy - sot (rhyming slang; see: Kennedy rot)

Kennedie rot / Kennedy rot - sot (rhyming slang)

Kennett – ruin or destroy in a heartless and unfair way; fuck over
(named after Jeff Kennett, premier of Victoria 1992—99)

Kerb - alternative Australian and British spelling of "curb"


Kerb and gutter / Kerb ‘n’ gutter – butter (rhyming slang)

Kerfuffle – 1. argument; 2. commotion; 3. rumpus [from Scottish
“curfuffle” = disorder; probably from Gaelic “cur-“ (twist or bend)
+ “fuffle” (throw into disorder); nowadays the first element is
assimilated to the prefix “ker-“]


Kero – kerosene

Kerosene language - language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound “arp”; thus
“hug” becomes “harpug”; “You are a pig” becomes “Yarpu arpar
arpa parpig”

Kewl - cool spelling of the word “cool”: 1. suave and sophisticated;
as opposed to “daggy”; 2. up-to-date and in fashion; stylish; 3.
excellent; radical; unreal: “You'll meet me there? Cool!”

Key powder vere – (Strine) keep out of here

Khyber – arse (rhyming slang: Khyber = Khyber Pass = arse)

Khyber pass – arse (rhyming slang)

Kibosh – 1. nonsense; 2. put an end to; stop



Kick – 1. any thrill or excitement that gives pleasure; any act,
sensation, etc., that gives satisfaction; 2. strong alcoholic taste
and/or content in a drink; 3. trouser pocket; 4. financial resources:
“nothing in the kick”; 5. put money aside for later; 6. share or join
in

Kick a brown dog – be going to get your tension out

Kick about – 1. be found (at a place); 2. hang about; loiter; 3.
discuss or consider at length or in some detail (an idea, proposal,
etc.)

Kick around – 1. be found (at a place); 2. hang about; loiter; 3.
discuss or consider at length or in some detail (an idea, proposal,
etc.)

Kick arse / Kick-arse – 1. be totally amazing; 2. really go off; beat
convincingly; reprimand severely; tell off; 3. extremely excellent:
“real kick-arse track”

Kick ass / Kick-ass - 1. be totally amazing; 2. really go off; beat
convincingly; reprimand severely; tell off; 3. extremely excellent

Kick back - relax

Kick butt / Kick-butt – 1. be totally amazing; 2. go off; 3. extremely
excellent: “real kick-arse track”

Kick-flip – (skateboarding) manoeuvre in which the skateboard is
flipped over whilst in motion, twisting lengthwise so that it lands
back on the wheels enabling the skater to land and continue riding

Kick in – contribute money to something

Kick in the arse, a - severe scolding; severe setback

Kick in the pants - sharp reprimand
Kick in the teeth - severe set back

Kick off / Kick-off – 1. start, commence: “the band kicks off at
7.00”; 2. beginning or initial stage of something

Kick on – 1. carry on or continue, especially with just adequate
resources: “We'll kick on until the fresh supplies get here”; 2.
continue a party or other festivity: “We kicked on until the early
hours”

Kick (one’s) arse – 1. be totally amazing; 2. really go off; 3. beat
convincingly; 4. reprimand severely; 5. tell off

Kick (one's) butt – 1. beat convincingly; 2. reprimand severely

Kick the bucket – 1. be dead; 2. die

Kick the cat - give way to suppressed feelings of frustration by
venting one's irritation on someone

Kick the tin - make a donation

Kid - tease; banter; jest with
Kid blister – sister (rhyming slang)

Kid’s beer / Kids beer / Kids' beer – 1. low alcohol beer; 2. brand
of beer KB, jokingly supposed by children to be the meaning of the
initials

Kiddie / Kiddy – 1. young child; a kid; 2. (obsolete) flashily dressed
young criminal or larrikin [originally British slang (18th C.): “kid”
(child, youngster) + -ie]

Kiddo - familiar form of address to a young person [“kid” (child,
youngster) + -o]

Kidney wiper - (crass) large penis

Kif / Kiff - marijuana [Arabic (Moroccan and Algerian), from “kaif” =
pleasure; Hebrew, “keif” = pleasure]

Kill a brown dog - (of food) be disgusting

Kill a Chinaman - (older slang) fanciful explanation for a run of bad
luck: "He must've killed a Chinaman"

Kill a snake – urinate

Kill file – (Internet) file containing information about a particular
person, or subject matter, that prevents any postings which match this
information being shown by a newsreader

Kill the miller - ruin pastry or bread by putting too much water in

Kill time - occupy oneself in some manner so as to make the time pass
quickly

Killer – 1. something particularly effective: “That joke is a
killer”; 2. final fact which makes a situation unbearable; the last
straw; 3. absolutely fantastic: “a killer mud cake”; “a killer
mountain resort”

Kilo(s) – bodily weight: “stacking on the kilos”; “those unwanted
kilos”

Kindergarten - pre-school


Kindie / Kindy - pre-school or kindergarten

King – 1. excellent; top-notch; wonderful; the best; 2. enormous; huge


King Brown - mulga snake; large (usually brown in color) bottle of beer

King Dick - somebody with a very high opinion of themselves
King hit / King-hit – 1. severe decisive blow; 2. punch from behind;
3. any sudden misfortune; 4. punch forcibly and without warning

King of (o’) Spain – rain

King pair – (cricket) falling first ball in both innings

King ping - schoolyard game played with a tennis ball which is hit with
the hands in a court, consisting usually of either four or six squares,
drawn on the asphalt

King Richard the Third – turd (rhyming slang); shit

King's ransom / Kings ransom - large amount of money

Kink – 1. deviation from normal behaviour; an eccentricity; 2. sexual
predilection; 3. person with a sexual kink

Kinkie / Kinky - having unusual sexual tastes; perverted
Kinoath / ’Kinoath - short for "fuckin’ oath"

Kip – 1. sleep; 2.nap; 3. stay (somewhere) on a temporary basis:
“He's kipping at Tom's for a couple of days” (earlier meaning
“bed”, “common lodging-house”, “brothel”; see Old English “cip”
= brothel); 4. (Two-up) small, thin piece of wood used for spinning the
coins (probably a variant of “chip”)

KISS - acronym formed from the phrase “Keep It Simple, Stupid”

Kiss arse - fawn; behave sycophantically

KISS method - very simplistic method of explaining, teaching, etc.
(acronym formed from the phrase “Keep It Simple, Stupid”)

Kiss my arse - expression of contempt or incredulity

Kiss of (o’) life - mouth to mouth resuscitation

KISS principal - very simplistic method of explaining, teaching, etc.
(acronym formed from the phrase “Keep It Simple, Stupid”)

Kisser - mouth
Kitchen sink – drink (rhyming slang)

Kite – 1. spinnaker; 2. aeroplane; 3. hang-glider; 4.(prison)
newspaper; 5. (criminal) cheque, especially one forged or stolen

Kiwi – 1. New Zealander; 2. New Zealand soldier or representative
sportsperson, especially a Rugby League representative; 3. (finance)
New Zealand dollar (from the bird unique to New Zealand)

Kiwiland - New Zealand

Klick – (pl.) kilometers

Kludge – 1. piece of computer code that is written in a clumsy and
inelegant fashion but which does the job; 2. write such a piece of code


Klutz - clumsy, awkward person; idiot (originally US, from Yiddish
“kluts” = blockhead, literally, a wooden block)

Knacker(s) – testicle(s)

Knackered - completely exhausted; worn out

Knee high to a grasshopper – short

Kneetrembler - act of sexual intercourse when both parties are standing

Knickers - female underwear

Knife - betray

Knob – 1. penis; 2. head of the penis; 3. annoying or stupid person;
dickhead

Knob-end – 1. head of the penis; 2. prick; dickhead
Knock – 1. criticise; 2. have sexual intercourse with; 3. (prison)
kill; 4. act of intercourse

Knock about – 1. wander in an aimless way; lead an irregular
existence; 2. treat roughly; maltreat

Knock around – 1. wander in an aimless way; lead an irregular
existence; 2. treat roughly; maltreat
Knock around with - keep company with
Knock back / Knock-back – 1. consume, especially rapidly: “He knocked
back two cans of beer”; 2. (n.) refusal, rejection, especially of
sexual advances; (trans. v.) refuse; 3. set back; impede

Knock down – 1. reduce the price of; 2. spend freely, especially on
liquor: “He knocked down his cheque at the local pub”

Knock-down, drag-out - (of a fight or brawl) particularly violent

Knock into a cocked hat - destroy or overcome something completely;
defeat; get the better of

Knock it off – 1. desist; stop; 2. (used imperatively) stop it!

Knock me / Knock-me - billy (used to boil water) (rhyming slang for
“Knock me silly”)

Knock me sillie / Knock me silly - billy (used to boil water) (rhyming
slang)

Knock off – 1. stop an activity, especially work; 2. deduct; 3. steal;
4. compose (an article, poem, etc.) hurriedly; 5. defeat, put out of a
competition; 6. kill; 7. have sex with; 8. eat up; consume; 9. (of
police) arrest (a person) or raid (a place); 10. copy or plagiarise
somthing

Knock-off – counterfeit product

Knock on the head - put an end to

Knock one's eyes out - cause one to feel excessive admiration

Knock oneself out - exhaust oneself by excessive mental or physical
work

Knock out – 1. overwhelm with success or attractiveness; 2. destroy;
damage severely; 3. earn: “He knocked out a living as a station
hand”; 4. make; produce: “Pete knocked out a few pots”

Knock over / Knock-over – complete a task

Knock over a doll - incur the consequences of one's actions

Knock rotten - strike heavily

Knock shop - house of prostitution

Knock sillie / Knock silly - strike heavily
Knock smth. on the head - put a stop to smth.

Knock spots off - defeat; get the better of

Knock together - assemble (something) hastily; put together roughly
Knock up / Knock-up – 1. arouse; awaken; 2. construct, cook, etc.,
(something) hastily or roughly; 3. (sport) score (runs, tries, etc.);
4. exhaust; wear out; 5. make pregnant; 6. (prison) attract the
attention of the warder on duty by hammering on the cell door

Knockabout – 1. leading a rough life travelling about the country and
living on one's wits: “a knockabout artist”; “a hard knockabout
life”; 2. rough and uncultivated: “knockabout bloke”

Knockdown – 1. formal introduction; 2. (of a punch, blow, etc.) strong
enough to knock a person to the ground

Knocked up – pregnant

Knocker – 1. somebody who criticises; 2. (pl. n.) (crass) (large)
breasts

Knockoff – 1. poor copy of some successful piece of literature,
entertainment, etc.; 2. rip-off

Knockout - person or thing of overwhelming success of attractiveness

Knockover - easy success; pushover

Know one's shit - know one's subject well

Knuckle - assault, with fists or knuckle-dusters

Knuckle sandwich - punch, bunch of fives (in the mouth)

Knucklehead – fool

Knuckles – (pl. n.) game in which two contestants hold closed fists
knuckle-to-knuckle and take turns at hitting the other player's
knuckles. A change of turn takes place when one player misses a strike

KO – 1. knockout; 2. knock (someone) out

Kombi - multi-purpose van-like vehicle
Konk – 1. hit someone or something; 2. nose

Konk out – 1. (of an engine) to break down; 2. faint; collapse; 3. die


Kook – 1. strange or eccentric person; 2. (surfing) beginner,
especially one who imitates others badly (from “cuckoo”)

Kooka – kookaburra

Kookie / Kooky - eccentric; odd

Kool - cool spelling of the word "cool": 1. suave and sophisticated; as
opposed to "daggy"; 2. up-to-date and in fashion; stylish; 3.
excellent; radical; unreal: "You'll meet me there? Cool!"

Koori - Aborigine (mostly south of the Murray River)

KP - schoolyard game played with a tennis ball which is hit with the
hands in a court, consisting usually of either four or six squares,
drawn on the asphalt

Kraut - (offensive) German (German: “cabbage”)
Kyber pass – arse

Kybo - temporary toilet constructed for use when camping (purportedly
an acronym for “Keep Your Bowels Open”)

Kybosh – 1. nonsense; 2. put an end to; stop


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Jane
2005-11-20 23:09:24 UTC
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Here's a link for ya, Marv!

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/alot.html
Marvin The Paranoid Android
2005-11-20 23:14:29 UTC
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Post by Jane
Here's a link for ya, Marv!
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/alot.html
I don't care.

I'm still spelling it as 'alot' ... it just feels right.

;-)
F***@bellsouth.net
2005-11-21 00:08:59 UTC
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Wally, what do you think of Outback Restaurants and do you have any
there?
Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-21 08:10:22 UTC
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No -- they started in America -- & apparently did quite well there by
the looks of things....

When U have a good business venture -- stick with it....

They are an American phenomena, tho, a cross-over or hybrid of American
& Australian cultures (well, sort of)....

The Main Restaurants we have here are:

Maccas (McDonalds)
La Porchettas (Italian)
Smorgys (all-U-can-eat smorgasbord restaurant)
KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Pizza Hut
Hungry Jacks (same as Burger King)
Taco Bills (same as Taco Bells)
Red Rooster (chicken fast food take-away)
Subway (sandwiches in bread rolls)

They are the main national chains -- but their are also smaller chains
which are not as well known nationally)

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The CO
2005-11-21 12:14:22 UTC
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Post by F***@bellsouth.net
Wally, what do you think of Outback Restaurants and do you have any
there?
Do you mean 'Bush Tucker' restaurants? (Aboriginal foods and the like)
There's one in the Arid Lands Botanic Garden north of Port Augusta
called (IIRC) The Blue Bush. (Port Augusta is about 50 miles from here)
Never eaten there, but it's supposed to be good tucker but rather
expensive and the portions are fairly small. ie Tourist oriented.
If you mean what restaurants are there in the outback the short answer
is bugger all except at the tourism spots and larger communities like
Alice Springs. There are several very flash hotels at Uluru
(traditional name for Ayers Rock) and they are supposed to be good.
Friends of mine stayed at the Four Seasons there and reckoned it was
pretty good all round, but a bit pricey unless you go there in the off
season (summer - 48c in the shade).
--
The CO
Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-22 04:03:41 UTC
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Not related

The Outback Steakhouse is an American chain, fairly widespread in USA &
Canada

http://www.outbacksteakhouse.com/

http://www.outback.ca/

HOOROO

UNCLE WALLY

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The Other Guy
2005-11-23 04:41:55 UTC
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"No Kidding" about asking someone from Australia if there is such thing as an Aussie Style
Restaurant in Australia. I am sure, that it would just be called a Restaurant (or, in some
cases, a "Local / Aboriginal" Named Restaurant).

That's like asking and an America if they have a Hamburger Stand (north and central eastern
region) or Taco Stand (south western region) in America. [Next they will be asking someone
from Thailand if they have any Tai Style Restaurants.]

:-(
Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-29 03:52:26 UTC
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L
Lad - 1. boy: "He's just a lad"; 2. (in familiar use) any male;
3. somewhat chauvanistic, blokey man: "Watch out for him, they reckon
he's a bit of a lad!" (Middle English "ladde", from Old English);
4. the lads - (pl.) group of male friends: "I'm going down the pub
for a drink with the lads"
Ladie / Lady - (in cards) queen
Ladie blamey / Lady blamey
- beer glass made of the bottom half of a beer bottle

Ladie from Bistol / Lady from
Bistol - pistol (rhyming slang)
Ladie-killer / Lady-killer - sexually attractive
man popular with women
Ladie muck / Lady muck - woman
who puts on airs of a grand lady, usually badly Ladie of
(o') the night / Lady of (o') the night - female prostitute
Lads, the - group of male friends: "I'm going down the pub for a
drink with the lads"
Lag - 1. send to prison; 2. report (someone) to the authorities;
inform on; 3. (history) transported convict; 4. prisoner, especially
one who has had many convictions; recidivist; 5. term of penal
servitude
Lagger - police informer
Lagging - term of imprisonment
Laid-back - relaxed; informal
Laidan - short rest after the midday meal; siesta
Lair - 1. flashily dressed young man of brash and vulgar behaviour; 2.
layabout; hooligan; 3. dress up in flashy clothes; renovate or dress up
something in bad taste (backformation from "lairy")
Lair about - behave in a brash and vulgar manner
Lair around - behave in a brash and vulgar manner
Lair it up - behave in
a brash and vulgar manner
Lair up - 1. dress up in flashy clothes; 2. renovate or dress up
something in bad taste
Lairie / Lairy - 1. flashy; exhibitionistic; 2. vulgar (from Cockney
slang "lairy" - wise, knowing, awake up)
Lairise - behave like a lair; show off; indulge in brash, vulgar
exhibitionism
Lairnd -antonym to "gorf": "He to gorf at tempest four, Annie
lairnded a Tairsenden atterbat harps nine"

Lamb-brained - stupid

Lamb's frie / Lamb's fry / Lambs frie / Lambs fry -
1. neck tie; 2. eye(s)
Lame-brained - stupid
Lamer - loser; jerk
Lamington - sponge cake coated in chocolate and grated coconut; genuine
Aussie cake (apparently named after Earl Lamington, Governor of
Queensland, 1895-1901) [4 oz butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 3/4 cup
castor sugar, 1/2 tsp. baking soda, 1 tsp. vanilla, pinch salt, 2 eggs,
1/2 cup milk, 2 cups flour. Cream butter & sugar, add vanilla, beat in
eggs. Fold in dry ingredients alternately with milk. Spoon into
greased and lined pan (approx. 8"x11") bake at 350F for 40-45 min. Cool
and store for a day. Cut into squares, dip in chocolate icing, then
roll in coconut. Chocolate icing: Sift 1 lb. icing sugar and 4 T. cocoa
into bowl. Add 1 T. melted butter to a cup of warmed milk. Blend to
make a smooth coating consistency. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. -
P.VI. - http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part6/)]
Lamington drive - fund raising effort, by selling cakes
Lammie / Lammy - see: Lamington
Lammo - see: Lamington
Land - (horseracing) win (a race): "He landed the Caulfield; had
landed moderate stakes up till now"
Land of (o') the long weekend - (jocular) Australia
Land of (o') the long white cloud - New Zealand (translation of Maori
"ao tea roa")
Land where the crow flies backwards - remote outback
Lane - alley; road that hasn't yet grown
up
Lane Cove - stove
Laneway - alley; road
that hasn't yet grown up
Largie / Largy - a 750ml/26oz bottle of beer

Lark - amusing incident
Larks, Girldie / Larks, Girldy - see: Girldy Larks
Larrie / Larry - hoe with a hole in the centre for mixing cement

Larrikin - 1. bloke who is always enjoying himself, harmless
prankster; 2. boisterous, irresponsible and mischievous boy or young
man; 3. good-natured but independent or wild-spirited person, usually
having little regard for authority, accepted values, etc.; 4.
(obsolete) petty criminal or thug, especially as a member of a street
gang; hoodlum: "larrikins of the push" [British dialect
(Warwickshire and Worcestershire) "larrikan" - mischievous youth]
Lash - (crass) sexual intercourse

Lash out - 1. go on a spending spree; 2. burst into violent action
or speech
Later - common exclamation of farewell: "Later, dudes!"
Latin hip-hop - type of hip-hop dance music heavily influenced by Latin
music; freestyle
Lats - (pl. n.) (weights) latissimus dorsi muscles
Latte - caffelatte
Laugh and smile(s) / Laugh 'n' smile(s) - pile (rhyming slang)
Laughing - being in a favourable or fortunate position: "One more
result like that and you'll be laughing"
Laughing gear - mouth
Laughing jackass -
kookaburra
Laughing-side boots - (pl. n.) boots similar to
riding boots, with a piece of elastic inset into the sides
Laundrie / Laundry - laundry room
Lav - outdoor toilet
Lavish - extremely good
Lavvie / Lavvy -
outdoor toilet
Lawn pizza - steaming pile of vomit
Lay - 1. have sexual intercourse with; 2. bet; 3. person considered
as a sex object: "good lay", "easy lay"; 4. sexual act


Lay a cable - defecate
Lay an egg -
defecate
Lay-by - 1. store system of paying for goods in installments; 2. put
a deposit on an article so a shop will hold it
Lay down misère - something that is a certainty
Lay in the hay - have
sexual intercourse
Lay into - 1. beat; 2. criticise severely
Lay it on (thick) - 1. exaggerate; 2. chastise severely
Lay off - 1. desist doing or taking: "better lay off the booze";
2. cease to annoy (someone); 3. protect a bet or speculation by taking
some off-setting risk
Lay on - provide: "laid on booze"
Lay out - (ultimate frisbee) dive for the disc
Layabout - one who does not work; loafer; idler
Laze and gem / Laze 'n' gem - ladies and gentlemen; usual beginning of
a public speech. Often combined with "Miss gem": "Miss gem, laze
and gem. It gives me grape leisure..."

Lazza - nickname for Larry, which could already be a nickname for
Laurence Lead foot - fast reckless driver
Lead-footed - given to reckless and speedy driving
Lead smb. up the garden path - try to deceive smb., but he does not
waking up to it
Leaf - leaves of the marijuana plant dried and prepared for smoking
Leak - 1. act of passing water; urination; 2. pass water; urinate
Leather dyke - homosexual woman who dresses in leather
Leatherman - homosexual man who dresses in leather

Leave in the lurch - abandon in a time of need
Leave on the shelf - desert in a
time of need
Leave out in the cold - not to inform
Leave (smb.) holding the babie / Leave (smb.) holding the baby - 1.
leave (the mother) with the sole responsibility of bring up a child; 2.
abandon (someone) with a problem or responsibility not rightly theirs


Leb / Lebbo / Lebo - 1. (usually derogatory) Lebanese person; 2.
Lebanese: "Leb bread"
Lech - 1. person preoccupied with sex; 2. behave lecherously
(shortened from "lecher")
Leckie / 'Leckie / Lecky / 'Lecky - electrician
Ledge - absolutely cool person (shortened from "legend")
Leech - download software via the Internet
Leerie / Leery - 1. doubtful; suspicious; 2. knowing; sly
Leerie of (o') the brush / Leery of (o') the brush - (of a man)
nervous about getting married

Left for dead - left behind; surpassed; outstripped
Left like a shag on a rock -
result of unpopularity
Left on the shelf - unattached or unmarried, and without prospects of
marriage
Left right out - (jocular) spurious position on a sporting field
Lefter - it is necessary to: "You lefter filner form"
Leftie / Lefty - 1. left-handed or left-footed person; 2. punch with
the left arm; 3. turn to the left in a vehicle; 4. person holding
socialist ideas; leftist
Leg - (plural) (sport) running ability; stamina: "run out of
legs"; "haven't got any legs left"
Leg it - walk or run
Leg man - male who is sexually aroused by legs

Leg opener - alcohol calculated to facilitate the seduction of a
woman
Leg-over - act of sexual intercourse
Legend - absolutely cool person
Legend in one's own mind - totally conceited person
Legit - truthful (shortened form of "legitimate")

Legless - very drunk
Lego - Legos

Lemon - 1. something that is faulty, broken, bad, useless (that you
are stuck with); 2. (car sales) car which looks all right but actually
is mechanically unsound; 3. lesbian
Lemon squash - wash (rhyming slang)
Lemonade and sars / Lemonade 'n' sars - arse (rhyming slang)
Lemonhead - surfie with bleached hair
Lenth - length

Lerve - jocular spelling of "love" (May it have something in common
with "larva"? - N.B.) [In the Roman Mythology it was a malevolent
spirit of the dead; a lemur. (Latin "larva" - specter, mask,
because it acts as a specter of or a mask for the adult form.) The word
"larva" referring to the newly hatched form of insects before they
undergo metamorphosis comes from the Latin word "larva", meaning
"evil spirit, demon, devil." To understand why this should be so,
first we need to know that the Latin word also was used for a
terrifying mask, and in Medieval Latin it could mean "mask or
visor." "Larva" is therefore an appropriate term for that stage
of an insect's life during which its final form is still hidden or
masked, and New Latin "larva" was thus applied in 1691 by Carolus
Linnaeus, the Swedish botanist who originated our system of classifying
plants and animals. The word "larva" is first recorded in English
in its scientific sense in 1768, although it had been used in its
"spirit" sense in 1651 in a way that foreshadowed the usage by
Linnaeus. (Atomica. - http://www.atomica.com/)]
Les Kiss - piss (rhyming slang)
Lesbie / Lesby - (n., adj.) lesbian
Lesbie friends / Lesby friends - lesbian couple (punning on the phrase
"Let's be friends")
Lesbo - (n., adj.) lesbian
Leso - (n., adj.) lesbian


23 less the carton - alludes to a carton of beer, which has 24 cans
Lesso - (n., adj.) lesbian
Let alone - not mention
Let 'er rip - phrase used to signal that it is time to begin doing a
task, running some machinery, etc.

Let fluffie off the chain / Let fluffy off the chain - fart
Let go - 1. break wind; fart; 2. express one's anger without
restraint
Let her rip - begin, start, set in motion, an engine, etc.

Let it all hang out - 1. allow oneself to speak one's mind or show
emotion freely; 2. be uninhibited in manner, dress, etc.
Let it rip - begin, start, set in motion, an engine, etc.
Let off - break wind

Let one's hair down - behave in an informal, relaxed, or uninhibited
manner; abandon oneself to pleasure

Let rip - 1. give free rein to anger, passion, etc.; 2. utter
oaths; swear; 3. fart

Let's rejoice - voice (rhyming slang)
Let stalk Strine - (Strine) let's talk Australian
Letch - 1. (derogatory) male who is lecherous; womaniser; a ladies'
man; 2. ogle; perve
Letter word, the - (often jocular) euphemistic way of mentioning a
rude, contentious, or taboo topic that begins with the specified
letter: "Not the `C' word!" (i.e. commitment); "the `L' word"
(i.e. love); "the `F' word" (i.e. fuck)
Lettie mare fit / Letty mare fit - let him have it: "Letty mare fit
tiffy wonsit"
Lezzie / Lezzy - (n., adj.) lesbian

Lezzo - lesbian
Lib - member or supporter of the Australian Liberal Party
Licensed - legally permitted to sell alcoholic drinks
Lick - 1. overcome in a fight, etc.; defeat; 2. outdo; surpass
Lick (one's) arse - act in a subservient manner; fawn upon
Lick (one's) boots - act in a subservient manner; fawn upon
Lick out - perform cunnilingus on

Lick the bowl when they have finished rather than pull the chain -
penny-pinch with money
Lickerish - licorice

Lid - hat
Lie doggo - hide away, get out of something
Life is a bitch, (and then you die) / Life's a bitch, (and then you
die) - catch-phrase expressing a dismal outlook on life, used when one
feels that things are peculiarly bad
Life sucks, (and then you die) / Life sux, (and then you die) -
catch-phrase expressing a dismal outlook on life, used when one feels
that things are peculiarly bad (originally a respelling of "sucks",
the third person present singular of "suck", but also used for
first and second person and the plural, where, despite its spelling, it
is pronounced [suk]; such a spelling is purposefully designed to flout
spelling rules as spelling is part of the authoritarian regime that
teenagers rebel against)
Lifer - person sentenced to life imprisonment


Lift - 1. elevator; 2. steal or plagiarise; 3. facelift

Lift a finger - help in any way
Lift doesn't go all the way to the top - not very bright
Lift doesn't go to the top floor
- not very bright
Lift doesn't reach the top floor - one does not have full intelligence;
one is stupid or moronic
Light - relating to a state of temporary financial embarrassment:
"I'll pay you later, I'm a bit light today"
Light years - very long time: "light years ahead"

Lights are on, but no one's home / Lights are on, but nobody's home,
the / Lights on, but there's no one (at) home - someone is not too
smart

Like - 1. (used after clause to weaken the force a direct statement)
so to speak; as it were; sort of; kind of: "It was a bit tough, like;
they've gone bad like"; 2. more recently used frequently interspersed
throughout speech with the same meaning, but sometimes also with little
semantic force, and sometimes as a mere filler: "There was like this
big guy, like really big...and he like said to me like `G'day'";
"He would go like `Shut up!' really loud"; "So you'd, like, lie
on your resume"
Like a bandicoot on a burnt ridge - lonely


Like a bat out of (o') hell - at speed; quickly
Like a bear with a
sore head - intensely irritable; grumpy

Like a blue ass flie / Like a blue ass fly - very fast

Like a boarding house cup of (o') tea - big and weak
Like a cat on a
hot tin-roof - in a state of extreme agitation
Like a cat on hot bricks - in a state of extreme
agitation
Like a chook with it's head cut off / Like a chook with its head cut
off - flustered
Like a cut snake - extremely active
Like a Diranbandi mail bag
- ugly
Like a fart in a bottle - agitated
Like a fish on a hock - caught on something, by something or into
something

Like a greasie stick up a dog's arse / Like a greasie stick up a dogs
arse Like a greasy stick up a dog's arse / Like a greasy stick up a
dogs arse - very easily



Like a hole in the head - not at all: "Would you like some black
sausage? - Yeah, like a hole in the head" (from Yiddish)

Like a house on fire - very well; with great rapidity
Like a mad woman's breakfast / Like a mad womans breakfast - very
messy; all over the place
Like a one-armed taxi-driver with crabs - very busy
Like a pick-pocket at a nudist camp - confused
Like a pimple on a pumpkin - very obvious
Like a pork chop - overexited, hyperactiveLike a possum up a gumtree:
happy, in good spirits
Like a pox doctor's clerk / Like a pox doctors clerk - dressed up,
slightly gaudy, bad taste
Like a pregnant nun in confession - nervous
Like a racing tadpole - pretty damned ugly (about appearance)
Like a rat up a drainpipe - very quickly
Like a rat up a rope - very quickly
Like a shag on a rock
- abandoned and unloved, lonely
Like a shower of (o') shit - impressively fast or good
Like a stunned mullet - 1. in complete bewilderment or astonishment;
2. in a state of inertia
Like a ton of bricks - with great force
Like a two-bob watch - unreliable
Like a wet weekend - miserable
Like an old maid's pram / Like an old maids pram - empty
Like billie-oh / Like billyo / Like billy-oh / Like billyoh - 1. with
gusto: "We laughed like billyo"; 2. with great speed: "He rode
like billyo"
Like buggerie / Like buggery - greatly; no way!; intensifier: "It
hurts like buggery"
Like fun - not at all
Like making love in a canoe - referring to a weak beer, because it's FN
near water
Like putting Dracula in charge of (o') the blood bank - about
unwise decision
Like shit off a shinie shovel / Like shit off a shiny shovel - really
fast
Like taking corn from a blind cockie / Like taking corn from a blind
cocky - easy
Like two bulldogs fighting under a saddle blanket - fat woman's arse
when she walks in pants
Lilie / Lily - (derogatory) man who does not conform to some
conventional notion of masculinity, as an artist, a homosexual, etc.
Lilie of Lagoona / Lily of lagoona - schooner; beer
Lilie on a dustbin / Lily on a dustbin - 1. person or thing rejected
or neglected; 2. something incongruous, as to be inappropriately or
overdressed at an informal gathering
Lillian Gish - dish (rhyming slang)
Lilma Smarfit - early Strine health faddist and fetch-terrian. While
still in her teens Miss Lilma Smarfit inherited the huge Smarfit chain
of health-food stores - retail distributors of curds, whey, apple
vinegar and molasses. Uncompromising in her love of vegetables and by
nature obsessively ruminative, she devoted her long life to the cause
of fetch-terrianism. [Many nursery rhymes have been written about her
exploits. The following is perhaps the best known: "Lilma Smarfit sat
on a tarfit, Digesting a bushel of hay. She cried, `I'm a bird Who's
addicted to curd, And I'm to be Queen of the Whey'." In spite of
her fierce devotion to cellulose and dairy produce, Lilma Smarfit is
known to have been an associate and consort of such gourmets and
voluptuaries as little Jack "Thumbs" Horner and George E. Porchy.
(Afferbeck Lauder. Let Stalk Strine. -
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt)]
Limo - limousine
Limp-dick - (mildly offensive) weak-willed, ineffectual person;
soft-cock
Limp-wristed - (adj.) (of a man) 1. homosexual; 2. effeminate;
wimpish
Line - 1. pick-up line; 2. measure of cocaine laid out for inhalation
Line-up - (surfing) line of surfers waiting in the ocean for waves
Lingo - language
Linie / Liny - person who works on telephone line installation and
maintainence
Lip - 1. cheek; 2. back-chat; 3. (surfing) top edge of a wave
Lippie / Lippy - lipstick
Lipstick dyke - lesbian who wears conventional woman's clothing and
make-up

Lipstick lesbian - lesbian who wears conventional woman's clothing and
make-up

Liquid amber - beer
Liquid laugh -
vomit
Liquid lunch - drinking beer at
lunchtime
Liquid sunshine - rain
Lisp and stutter / Lisp 'n' stutter - butter (rhyming slang)
Little - used as an intensifier 1. denoting approval: "You little
beauty; a little ripper"; 2. denoting disapproval: "little fool";
"little turd"
Little Aussie battler / Little Aussy battler - typical member of the
working class in Australia
Little blister - one's little sister (rhyming slang)

Little boys - cocktail sausages
Little boy's/girl's room - toilet
Little boy's room - toilet for boys
Little bugger - brat, pain in the arse
Little girl's room - toilet for girls
Little house, the - outside toilet
Little white mouse - tampon
Live, eat and breathe (smth.) / Live, eat 'n' breathe (smth.) - be
utterly fanatical about; be obsessed with: "He lives, eats and
breathes 4-wheel drives"
Live, eat, breathe and shit (smth.) / Live, eat, breathe 'n' shit
(smth.) - be utterly fanatical about; be obsessed with: "He lives,
eats and breathes 4-wheel drives"
Live on the smell of (o') an oil(ie) rag / Live on the smell of
(o') an oil(y) rag - survive on minimum food or income
Livelie as a blowfly on a winter's day / Livelie as a blowfly on a
winters day / Lively as a blowfly on a winter's day / Lively as a
blowfly on a winters day - lethargic

Liverpool kiss - headbutt
Livestock - maggots infesting a dead body
Living shit, the - intensifier: "beat the living shit out of it";
"annoying the shit out of"
LKS - water [from the LKS ("Mackinnon Stakes"), a 10 furlong
horserace, which is "a mile and a quarter", rhyming slang for
"water"]
Load - 1. infection of venereal disease, usually gonorrhoea; 2.
ejaculation of semen
Load of (o') old cobblers, a - nonsense (rhyming slang "cobbler's
awls" = balls)
Load of (o') old codswallop, a - rubbish or nonsense (first recorded
in the 1960s in British English)

Load of (o') old crap - lie
Load of (o') old shit - lie
Loaded - 1. unjustly incriminated; framed; 2. very wealthy; 3. under
the effects of alcohol; drunk; 4. under the effects of marijuana or
some other drug; stoned
Loaded up - unjustly incriminated; framed
Loadie / Loady - (derogatory) person under the influence of marijuana;
stoned person
Loaf - head
Lob - 1. arrive, especially unexpectedly: "He lobbed here this
afternoon"; 2. land: "It lobbed on the rockery below"; 3. win a
race: "He was hoping the horse would lob"
Lob in - 1. drop in to see someone: "rellies have lobbed"; 2. arrive:
"to lob on one's doorstep"; 3. arrive unannounced or unexpectedly
Lob-in on (smb.) - visit smb. unannounced
Lobster - $20 note, red in colour
Local, the - the closest or preferred hotel in the neighbourhood
Local rag - newspaper specified to a certain area
Local yokel(s) -
inhabitant(s) of a town, suburb, etc.
Lollie / Lolly - money; sweets, candy
Lollie legs / Lolly legs - tall, ungainly person with skinny legs
Lollie water / Lolly water / Lollywater - sweet soft drink
Lollies - sweets, candy
Lollipop ladie / Lollipop lady - person who supervises school crossings
Lollipop man - person who supervises school crossings
Lollywater - soft drink

Londger ray - women's underclothing

London to a brick - absolute certainty: "It's London to a brick that
taxes won't go down"
London to a brick on - (of an outcome) extremely likely: "It's London
to a brick on that he'll chicken out" [popularised by race-caller Ken
Howard who used it to unofficially announce winners in a tight finish
while awaiting the official decision. In racing parlance it is a
statement of betting odds in which a punter is so certain of the
outcome that they are willing to bet London to win a measly brick. Many
people unaware of betting lingo leave out the vital word on, thus
making the phrase the opposite of what is intended, i.e. the odds of
laying a brick to win all of London, not much of a risk]
Lonelie as a countrie dunnie / Lonelie as a country dunny / Lonely as a
countrie dunnie / Lonely as a country dunny - very lonely

Long - (of odds) returning a large dividend for the outlay
Long as a month of Sundays - very long time (28 - 31 weeks)
Long as a wet weekend - extremely long
Long as one's arse points to the ground - as long as smb. is up and
running things
Long drink of water - tall
Long drop - death (by hanging)
Long in the tooth - old, elderly
Long jump - death (by hanging)
Long neck / Longneck - large bottle of beer, 750ml or 26oz
Long paddock, the - 1. grasses
verge alongside roads and stockroutes, used for grazing in times of
drought; 2. road
Long streak of pelican shit, a - very tall and thin person
Long time no see - common form of greeting to a person one has not
spent time with recently


Loo - toilet
Look like a dead duck in a thunderstorm - be unattractive, untidy, etc.
Look like smth. the cat dragged in - something horrid or abhorrent
Look-see - visual search or examination
Looker - very attractive person
Lookie here / Looky here - (jocular) look here!
Looking at - liable for: "You'd be looking at $400 000 for a house in
that area"
Loon - crazy person
Looney / Loonie / Loony - 1. lunatic; crazy; 2. insane person
Looney bin / Loonie bin / Loony bin - lunatic asylum
Loop - 1. musical sample repeated throughout a song (originally
referring to a tape loop); 2. person; weirdo
Loop the loop / Loopie the loop / Loopy the loop - soup
Loopie / Loopy - mad or eccentric
Loose as a cock in a sock - very loose
Loot - 1. money stolen in a robbery; 2. money: "spend your
hard-earned loot" (Hindi)
Loppie / Loppy - handyman on a station; rouseabout
(Lord) love a duck - mild expression of astonishment, vexation, etc.
Lose - 1. stop wearing: "Lose the earing"; "He could definitely
lose those yellow socks"; 2. cause (someone) to lose track of a
story, explanation, etc.: "You lost me after the first sentence"
Lose it - 1. no longer have that quality which made one specially
able or talented; 2. lose control of one's temper: "Mum really lost
it when I pranged the car"; 3. lose control of a vehicle: "lost it
big time coming round that last bend"; 4. lose the plot
Lose one's block - lose one's temper
Lose one's marbles - go insane
Lose the plot - (of a person) fail to act effectively any longer; to no
longer understand fully what is going on in a certain situation, job,
etc.
Loser - 1. person who is socially unacceptable; complete dag; 2.
person who is hopeless at everything; out-and-out no-hoper
Lost weekend - 1. weekend spent in drunken oblivion. 2. a weekend
spent in prison as part of a sentence
Lot - 1. the whole thing; 2. the lot - a) all the available
ingredients or toppings, as on a hamburger, pizza, etc.; b) (prison)
life sentence
Lot on the plate, a - a lot to do
Lounge room - living room
Louse - despicable person
Louse up - spoil
Lousie / Lousy - 1. mean, contemptible or unpleasant; 2. well
supplied: "He's lousy with money"; 3. trifling; mere: "fighting
over a lousy $20"; 4. unwell
Lout - man who behaves in a loud, obnoxious and often aggressive or
violent way; hooligan (dating back to the 16th C. meaning
"uncultivated person")
Love-'em-and-leave-'em / Love-'em-'n'-leave-'em - pertaining to a
person who only has brief affairs with other people
Love glove - condom
Love handle(s) - side(s) of the roll of fat running around the
abdomen which can be grasped during sex
Love juice / Love-juice - sexual secretion
Love muscle - penis
Love spud(s) - testicle(s)

Love to stay and count our brain cells one by one, but we cannot / Love
to stay 'n' count our brain cells one by one, but we can't - no
time

Lovely - sexually attractive woman
Lover's balls / Lovers balls - (pl. n.) painful, temporary
condition of the testicles which may follow a long period of unrelieved
sexual arousal
Lovey, dovey / Lovey-dovey / Lovie, dovie / Lovie-dovie / Lovy, dovy /
Lovy-dovy - openly affectionate
Low jump - (prison) magistrate's court
Low life / Low-life / Lowlife - 1. seamy elements of society, as
those involved with drug trafficking, prostitution, etc.; 2. despicable
person; scumbag; 3. of or pertaining to such people: "low-life
scum"
Lower than a snake's armpit / Lower than a snakes armpit - very
underhanded
Lower than a snake's arsehole / Lower than a snakes arsehole - very
underhanded

Lower than a snake's bellie / Lower than a snake's belly / Lower than
a snakes bellie / Lower than a snakes belly - unpleasant; mean;
despicable

Lower than shark shit / Lower than shark's shit / Lower than sharks
shit - (of behaviour, etc.) low; mean; despicable
Lowie / Lowy - (derogatory) despicable, deplorable person; scumbag
(from "lowlife")
Lowlight - low point; a point at which things are at their worst:
"Being stranded at the airport was a lowlight of the holiday"
Lube - 1. lubrication, especially of a motor vehicle; 2. lubricant,
especially one used for sexual purposes
Lubra - (racist) Aboriginal woman
Lubra lips - (pl. n.) (racist) large lips
Lubricate the larynx - drink some alcoholic drink
Luck out / Luck-out - run out of luck; have bad luck
Lucked out - luck ran out, very unlucky

Luckie as a bastard on father's day / Luckie as a bastard on fathers
day / Lucky as a bastard on father's day / Lucky as a bastard on
fathers day - unhappy, depressed

Luckie Countrie, the / Lucky Country, the - Australia (from the title
of the book by Donald Horne, Australian writer)
Luckie shop / Lucky shop - (Victoria) government-run betting shop;
TAB
Lug - 1. ear; 2. big, clumsy person: "Out of my way, you great
lug"
Lug it - (amongst musicians) work out (a piece of music) by ear
Lulu - 1. amazing person, event, or thing; 2. tall story (origin
uncertain)
Lumber - 1. foist off on or leave with, as with something or someone
unwelcome or unpleasant: "lumber with the bill"; 2. place under
arrest; 3. (of a prostitute) take a client to a place for sexual
services; 4. take a person to one's house for sex
Lummox - clumsy, stupid person, usually overweight
Lump - fat, lazy person
Lump of (o') lead - 1. bread; 2. head
Lunch - penis

Lunch, who opened their? - OK, who farted?
Lungs - (pl. n.) (crass) female breasts, especially large ones
Lunkhead - great, big stupid bloke
Lurgi / Lurgie / Lurgy - 1. fictitious, very infectious disease; 2.
any illness (coined by the Radio Goons)
Lurk - 1. illegal or underhanded racket; 2. pursuit, avocation (legal
or illegal); 3. dodge; slightly underhand scheme; 4. scheme (no
negative connotation); 5. convenient, often unethical, method of
performing a task, earning a living, etc.; 6. (Internet) only
occasionally visit and respond to postings on a newsgroup (from Middle
English "lurken")
Lurker - (Internet) person who is not a steady, regular user of a
newsgroup, and only occasionally sends in postings
Lurve - jocular spelling of "love" (May it have something in common
with "larva"? - N.B.) [In the Roman Mythology it was a malevolent
spirit of the dead; a lemur. (Latin "larva" - specter, mask,
because it acts as a specter of or a mask for the adult form.) The word
"larva" referring to the newly hatched form of insects before they
undergo metamorphosis comes from the Latin word "larva", meaning
"evil spirit, demon, devil." To understand why this should be so,
first we need to know that the Latin word also was used for a
terrifying mask, and in Medieval Latin it could mean "mask or
visor." "Larva" is therefore an appropriate term for that stage
of an insect's life during which its final form is still hidden or
masked, and New Latin "larva" was thus applied in 1691 by Carolus
Linnaeus, the Swedish botanist who originated our system of classifying
plants and animals. The word "larva" is first recorded in English
in its scientific sense in 1768, although it had been used in its
"spirit" sense in 1651 in a way that foreshadowed the usage by
Linnaeus. (Atomica. - http://www.atomica.com/)]
Lush - 1. (sexually) attractive (person); 2. extremely good;
fantastic; 3. characterised by luxury and comfort; intoxicating liquor;
4. drunken person; 5. drinking bout; 6. one who takes alcoholic drinks,
especially regularly; a drunkard; 7. drink liquor; 8. drunk
(abbreviation of "lushington" - drunkard, from the name of a
well-known 18th C. London brewer)
Lushie / Lushy - drunk; tipsy
Lust after (smb.) - want (someone) sexually
Luv - substitute for the woman's name in a freindly way

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The Other Guy
2005-11-29 05:56:22 UTC
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Didn't go through the whole list their Wally, but you missed out on one of them:

"(s)Lag" is short for 'a slag' or 'slagger'. - the (s) has become silent over the many years.

- Slag is what is left over when you 'smelting' metal (in other words a "throw away waste").


Just Thought You Might Like To Know.


:-(]
Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-29 07:17:37 UTC
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Don't know about those particular definitions of the word, but in
Aussie lingo
to "Lag" means to dob someone in - ie, lag on someone & to "slag"
chiefly means to hock up phlegm
(saliva) & spit -- hence the term "hocking a slag" -- the noise one
makes (usually considered vulgar or impolite)
when building up phlegm & saliva in the mouth prior to spitting it
out......

A slag is also a derogatory term for a slovenly or promiscuous girl or
woman
(not entirely dissimilar to the derogatory term "slut" )

HOOROO

UNCLE WALLY

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Slag - 1. gob of phlegm; 2. (derogatory and offensive) girl or woman
who is unattractive, dirty, or promiscuous; 3. spit
The Other Guy
2005-11-30 04:43:03 UTC
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Replayed an "Excellent" Aussie movie tonight - "The Coca Cola Kid". (just trying to get into
the Christmas Spirit.)

Fully 'Enriched' with Aussie Slangs and Australian Culture from the 80s. (just gotta love the
reference to "A Barb Wire Canoe") - took me a little time to figure that one out.

This is a 'Christmas Classic' here in Northern America (and most people don't even realize its
a 'complete' Aussie production). - and NO, it was not 'sponsored' by Coca Cola [Coca Cola Inc.
even denied any connection to the movie at all].

Way to go Australia for producing a Classic !!!

:-(]
Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-30 05:10:49 UTC
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M
Ma - one's mother
Ma state - New South Wales
Ma-stater - someone who lives in the state of New South Wales
Mac-attack - strong desire to eat food from a McDonald's Family
Restaurant
Macadamia (nut) - also known as the Queensland nut. It is a fleshy
white nut coconut-like flavour. It has an extreemly high fat content.
Macas / Macca's / Maccas - [pron. "mackers"] 1. McDonald's (the
hamburger place); 2. from a McDonald's Family Restaurant
Machine - motorbike, car, truck, etc.
Macker's / Mackers - 1. McDonald's Family Restaurant; 2. food from
a McDonald's Family Restaurant
Mad - 1. extremely good; excellent; cool: "She's got a mad
outfit"; 2. madly: "mad keen to go"; 3. crazy (seldom means
anger)
Mad and sillie / Mad and silly / Mad 'n' sillie / Mad 'n' silly
- billy (rhyming slang)
Mad as a baptist in a brothel - really angry

Mad as a cut snake - furious; very upset; crazy
Mad as a gumtree full of (o') galahs - 1. quite stupid (from the
name of the pink and grey cockatoo, from the Aboriginal language
Yuwaalaraay); 2. furious; very upset; crazy
Mad as a meat axe - extremely angry
Mad as a two-bob watch - stupid; idiotic; erratic
Mad Mick - pick (rhyming slang)
Mad Mike - push bike (rhyming slang)
Madchester - pertaining to a type of indie dance music coming about in
the late 1980s and originating in Manchester, England
Madder than a baptist in a brothel - really angry
Made as a dingbat - completely irresponsible
Mag - persistent chatter; chat
Maggie / Maggy - magpie
Maggot bag -
meat pie
Maggot pie - meat pie

Main - entree, main course
Main course - entree (In Australia an entree is a small course served
before the main course, similar to an appetiser.)

Mainlander - person from Australian mainland
to a Tasmanian
Make a big thing of (o') (smth.) - turn into a major issue: "OK, so
I made a mistake, there's no need to make a big thing of it"
Make a blue - make a mistake
Make a book - (horseracing) lay and receive bets at such odds that
whichever horse wins, a profit is made
Make a botch of (o') (smth.) - mess up
Make a crust - earn a living, work for wages
Make a go of (o') (smth.) - (v.) success
Make a good fist - do (a task) well
Make a proper galah of (o') (smth. / smb.) - make a complete fool of
Make a quid - earn a living: "Are you making a quid?"
Make a thing of (o') (smth.) - turn into a major issue: "OK, so I
made a mistake, there's no need to make a thing of it"
Make babies - (jocular) have sexual intercourse (not for the purpose of
having children)
Make do - cope
Make eyes at (smb.) - flirt with; gaze flirtatiously at
Make hay - scatter everything in disorder
Make heads roll - demote or dismiss people as a punishment
Make it snappie / Make it snappy - Hurry up!
Make like a cattle dog and ('n') get the flock out of (o') here
- leave; go; time to go
Make like a guillotine and ('n') head off - get away
Make like a shepherd and ('n') get the flock out of (o') here -
get away
Make old bones - reach a great age
Make one's alley good - to curry favour; improve one's standing
Make one's marble good (with) - ingratiate oneself (with)
Make sheep eyes (at) - give adoring looks

Make the feather's flie / Make the feather's fly / Make the
feathers flie / Make the feathers fly - cause a commotion

Make tracks - get going somewhere; depart
Make waves - cause trouble
Make whoopee - 1. engage in uproarious merry-making; 2. have sexual
intercourse (extended variant of "whoop")
Malarkie / Malarky - foolish talk
Malcolm Blight's / Malcolm Blights - light beer
Mallee - scrub district in Victoria and South Australia
Mallee root - prostitute (rhyming slang)
Malted milk(s) - malt(s)
Malvern Star - car (rhyming slang)
Man-hungrie / Man-hungry - in pursuit of sexual intercourse with a man
Man in the boat - clitoris
Man in white, the - the Australian Rules referee or umpire
Man is not a camel, a / Man isn't a camel, a / Man's not a camel, a
- get me (him etc.) a beer
Man outside Hoyts, the - commissionaire outside Hoyts Theatre,
Melbourne, in the early part of last century, used as a scapegoat for
any crime, misdemeanour, rumour, or a stereotype of a disinterested
observer
Manchester - 1. pertaining to a type of indie dance music coming
about in the late 1980s and originating in Manchester, England; 2.
household linen, e.g. sheets etc.
Manchester Cities - titties (rhyming slang)
Mangare - eating: "place for serious mangare" (Italian
"mangiare" = eat)
Mangie / Mangy - shabby
Mangle - destroy or ruin: "It's mangled your surfing"
Mangulate - mangle; bend or twist out of shape; wreck
Mankad - (cricket) (of a bowler) run out the non-facing batter who is
backing up, especially after pretending to bowl (named after Indian
cricketer Vinoo Mankad who was dismissed in this manner in Test series
of 1947-8)
Manual - 1. stick (shift); 2. car with manually operated gearbox; 3.
(snowboarding) trick in which the tip of the board is lifted up whilst
in motion, this stance being held for as long as possible
Manymak - marijuana (Aboriginal English, meaning literally "good
grass")
Maoriland - New Zealand
Map of (o') Tasmania - female pubic area
Map of (o') Tassie / Map of (o') Tassy - female pubic area
Map of (o') Tazzie / Map of (o') Tazzy - female pubic area


Mappa Tassie / Mappa Tassy - female pubic area
Mappa Tazzie / Mappa Tazzy - female pubic area
Marble orchard - cemetery
Marcus Clark - shark (rhyming slang)
Mare chick - effect produced by the assistance of supernatural powers:
"black mare chick"; "mare chick momence"
Marie / Mary - homosexual male
Marie Header / Mary Header - daughter of one of the early Strine
graziers. She was responsible, after years of bitter struggle with the
authorities, for the introduction of compulsory education for sheep.
She thus lit a lamp which has continued to burn steadily down the years
and many of today's famous Strine sheep must be grateful to her memory.
[One of the little lambs, Charles, who had followed her to school each
day, eventually became an essayist and poet of considerable skill and
composed the following song in memory of his sponsor: "Mary Header
little lamb; An itellectual nit. It never passed its first exam Because
it couldn't sit. So Mary Header little lamb With vedgies and mint
sauce. `Oh dearest lamb,' she cried, 'I am As hungry as a horse.'"
(Afferbeck Lauder. Let Stalk Strine.
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt)]
Marie Jane / Mary Jane - marijuana
Marie Jay / Mary Jay - marijuana
Marie Lee / Mary Lee - tea
Maryie Pickford in three acts, a / Mary Pickford in three acts, a -
quick wash; perfunctory wash of the face, hands and crotch (Mary
Pickford was an early US film actress)
Mark - person who is the target of a swindle
Mark Foy - boy (rhyming slang)
Market - (horseracing, etc.) totality of betting odds being offered
on a particular race
Marmon dead - parents: "I saw Marmon dead, they'd love tier
frommier"
Marrickville Mercedes - (Sydney slang) (derisive term for) Valiant
car
Martin place - face (rhyming slang)
Martini - (film) last shot taken before making it a wrap
Marvie / Marvy - marvellous
Mash - mashed potatoes
Masher - man who makes aggressive sexual advances to women
Massive - tremendous; extraordinary; unusual
Mate - 1. buddy, friend; 2. form of address (originally amongst men,
but now also with women): "How are you going, mate?"
Mate rates - specially cheap rates for friends
Mate's discount / Mates discount - cheaper than usual for a "friend"
Mate's rate(s) / Mates rate(s) - cheaper
than usual for a "friend"; discount rates given to friends

Matey - friend, mate
Matey with (smb.) - familiar or friendly with
Maths - math
Maths in space - the simplest level of mathematics offered at high
school
Matilda - 1. swag, swagman's
bedding, sleeping roll; 2. feminine name for the swagman's sole
companion
Mattress muncher - (derogatory) male homosexual
Max - maximum
Max out - cease surfing when the waves are too big to ride
May one's chooks turn into emus and ('n') kick one's door down
- smb. is not very happy with what someone else has done to him
May one's chooks turn into emus and ('n') kick one's dunnie down /
May one's chooks turn into emus and ('n') kick one's dunny down
- phrase wishing ill luck upon someone
May one's chooks turn into emus and ('n') kick one's shithouse
down - smb. is not very happy with what someone else has done to him

May one's ears turn into arseholes and ('n') shit on one's
shoulders - insult

May the all pores of (o') one's skin turn into little assholes and
('n') cover smb. in shit - insult

May the fleas of (o') a thousand camels infest one's armpits -
smb. is basically scum
Mazuma - money (Yiddish)
MC - (n.) 1. performer at a nightclub, dance party, etc., who raps
over the top of the deejay's music; 2. perform as an MC (from
"Master of Ceremonies")
MCG - famous Melbourne Cricket Ground
MCP - male chauvinist pig (from the initials)
Me'n'u - restaurant menu (punning on the phrase "me and you")
Meal ticket - any means or source of financial support, as a pimp's
prostitute, a spouse, a university degree, etc.
Mean - 1. (of a person involved in a competitive activity, as sport,
business, etc.) sufficiently accomplished and determined to make
success very difficult for an opponent: "mean bowler"; 2. powerful;
effective; having a vicious energy: "big mean motor"; 3. extremely
good; very cool; hot: "mean dude"; "playing some mean bass"
Mean as a mysogynist's dick / Mean as a mysogynists dick - 1. picky
or particular; 2. not free with money
Mean as cat's piss / Mean as cats piss - mean, stingy, uncharitable
Mean business - be in earnest

Meaner than a recipient of (o') a nun's verbal bitch slap / Meaner
than a recipient of (o') a nuns verbal bitch slap - very foul

Meaner than hungrie Tyson / Meaner than hungry Tyson - very foul
Meat - 1. person considered as a sexual object; 2. male or female
genitalia
Meat-head - fool or idiot
Meat injection - (crass) penis, as used in sexual intercourse
Meat market - place where people frequent to seek sexual partners:
"that bar is a real meat market"
Meat pie / Meat-pie - 1. rhyming slang for a try in rugby; 2.
(racing) small-time: "meat-pie bookie"
Meat tag - identity disc
Meat ticket - identity disc, especially those worn by members of the
armed forces
Meddier - my dear (Strain)
Mediterranean back - (racist) supposed fake back injury in order to
get out of work
Mega - excellent; great; unreal
Mega- - prefix denoting to a very great degree: "megahit";
"megatrendy"
Megababe - 1. very attractive female; 2. very attractive male
Megabucks - large amount of money
Megahunk - very attractive male
-meister - (suffix) used with a colloquialising force to create
nicknames (sometimes prefaced by "the"): "readermeisters" (the
readers); "Brucie-meister" (Bruce) (from German "Meister" -
master, leader, chief)
Mellow - relax; chill out
Melon - 1. head; 2. stupid person; fool
Melonhead - fool; idiot
Melt - swoon in response to someone else's sheer attractiveness
Member - penis
Men in white coats, the - fictitious employees of a mental asylum who
come and take people away to be institutionalised, used to imply that a
person is acting strangely
Mental - 1. driven to distraction; acting crazy: "He'll go mental
when he finds out"; 2. extremely drunk; 3. (especially amongst
children) stupid person
Mental attack - occasion in which one gets extremely angry or starts
acting very oddly
Merc - Mercedes-Benz motor car
Merchant - (usually preceded by a defining term) person noted or
notorious for the specified aspect of their behaviour: "panic
merchant"; "standover merchant"
Merchant banker - wanker (rhyming slang)
Merrie monk / Merry monk - (obsolete) sum of 500 pounds; £500
Metal - heavy metal music: "70s metal still rules"
Metalhead - fan of heavy metal music
Meth - methedrine

Metho - methylated spirit; drinker of methylated spirit
Meths - methylated spirits
Mexican - person from south of the (Queensland) border; someone from
the State of Victoria; someone who lives in the state of New South
Wales (by Queenslanders)
Mexican stand-off - situation in which two opponents threaten each
other equally and thus are at an impasse
Mick - 1. female genitalia (apparently from the male name Mick,
Mickey); 2. Roman Catholic (especially of Irish extraction); 3.
Irishman or woman
Mickey / Mickie / Micky - 1. female genitalia (apparently from the
male name Mick, Mickey); 2. young, wild bull
Mick Jagger - lager, beer
Mickey Finn / Mickie Finn / Micky Finn - 1. drink, usually alcoholic,
which has been surreptitiously laced so as to cause to fall asleep, to
discomfort or in some way to incapacitate the person who drinks it; 2.
(obsolete) sum of five pounds; £5
Mickey juice / Mickie juice / Micky juice - vaginal secretions produced
during sexual arousal
Mickey Mouse / Mickie Mouse / Micky Mouse - 1. grouse; 2. good-oh
(great), excellent, splendid (rhyming slang for "grouse"). Beware
though - in some parts of Australia it means inconsequential, frivolous
or not very good! 3. cheap and not always reliable, as a piece of
machinery, watch, etc. (probably from the cheap toy goods sold with
merchandising of the Walt Disney cartoon character Mickey Mouse)
Mickey muncher / Mickie muncher / Micky muncher - (crass) one who
practises cunnilingus
Mickey Spillane / Mickie Spillane / Micky Spillane - game
Microdot - type of LSD trip
Middie / Middy - 1. (NSW) 10 ounce (285 ml) size glass, primarily
used for serving beer; 2. serving of this amount of beer; 3. (WA) 7
ounce (207 ml) size glass, primarily used for serving beer; 4. serving
of this amount of beer (so called because it is midway between a glass
and a schooner)
Mif - annoy; offend
Miffie / Miffy - easily upset
Mift -
annoyed; offended
Mil - liquid volume, millilitre(s)
Mild and meek / Mild 'n' meek - cheek (rhyming slang)
Mile-high club - supposed club of which the members have all had sexual
intercourse in an aeroplane in flight
Miler - (horseracing) racehorse good at running races of a mile's
length or thereabouts
Milk - 1. steal petrol by siphoning it off; 2. obtain something bit
by bit; siphon off; 3. attempt to draw something out; try and get a bit
more out of something: "to milk a joke for more laughs"


Milk bar - corner shop that sells takeaway food
Milk moustache - residue of milk left on hairs above the lips after
drinking milk
Milk shake - shake
Milk smb. dry - cause a person to spend all their money
Milkie / Milky - white marble, usually with swirls of another colour
Milko - milkman
Mimsey - twee; coy
Min Min / Min-Min - mysterious lights at night in the outback
Min Min lights / Min-Min lights - unexplained lights people claim to
have seen in the outback

Mince - ground beef or meat, finely chopped meat used for
making rissoles
Mince pie(s) - eye(s) (rhyming slang)
Mind-fuck - (offensive) brainwashing
Mind one's own bizzo / Mind your own bizzo - mind your own business
Mine jute still scold zephyr - (Strain) mind you, it's still as
cold as ever
Mingie / Mingy - mean and stingy
Minnie Mouse / Minny Mouse - house (rhyming slang)
Minute man - (derogatory) man who, in intercourse, ejaculates after a
very short time
Misbehave - shave
Miserie guts / Misery guts / Miseryguts - constant complainer
Miss gem - correct method of addressing a person chairing a meeting
Miss Smartie Pants / Miss Smarty Pants - (derogatory) smug know-all;
show-off
Missie / Missy - young girl, especially a pert or rude one
Missus - 1. one's wife; 2. (rural) female owner, or spouse of the
owner, of a country property or station. Usually the wife of the
"Boss", and traditionally having jurisdiction over the affairs
pertaining to the homestead [pronunciation spelling of Mrs]
Mistake - person born from an unplanned pregnancy
Mister Mutch / Mr. Mutch - crutch (rhyming slang)
Mister Smartie Pants / Mister Smarty Pants / Mr. Smartie Pants / Mr.
Smarty Pants - (derogatory) smug know-all; show-off
Mitt - hand (variant of "mitten")
Mix - 1. (of a deejay) create a medley of different dance tunes; work
the decks; beatmix; 2. marijuana, especially when mulled up; 3. medley
of dance tunes
Mix it - fight vigorously, as with the fists
Mix-up - fight
Mizzle - 1. (of rain) drizzle; 2. (older slang) depart; leave; 3.
drizzling rain
Mizzle off - (older slang) depart; leave
Mo - 1. moment; 2. moustache

Mob - 1. any assemblage or aggregation of persons, animals, or
things; crowd; 2. group of people, as friends, not necessarily large:
"We'll invite the mob over for Saturday night"; 3. family or herd
of kangaroos
Mob of (o') monkeys would piss more than this - a guide to how much
rain is coming down

Mobile - ready to leave immediately
Mod - 1. (originally) member of the mod sub-culture, an early 1960s,
primarily British, sub-culture, which was influenced by the modernist
movement in dress and music. Stylistically characterised by neat, clean
design, and black and white colour use. Seen as a diametrical opposite
to the contemporaneous "rocker"; 2. young person of later decades
espousing similar dress, music taste, etc.
Mod cons - (pl. n.) modern conveniences, especially household
appliances
Modette - female of a mod revival subculture
Mods - (pl. n.) (motoring) modifications, as made to a standard
engine, etc.
Moff - (rural) any animal, as a kangaroo, born a hermaphrodite
(shortening from "morphodite", from "hermaphrodite"; cf. South
African slang "moffie" - a male homosexual)
Mog - cat (possibly variant of Maggie, pet form of Margaret)
Moggie / Moggy - cat (possibly variant of Maggie, pet form of Margaret)
Moi - (used jocularly to represent affectation) me (French)
Moistie / Moisty - (crass) nubile young female
Mojo - magical power; one's essential coolness: "I've gotta get my
mojo back, man" (popularised by Mike Myers' "Austen Powers"
movies; originally US black English, and ultimately from an African
language)
Mole - 1. spy; 2. (derogatory) variant spelling of "moll"
Moleskins - (pl.) cotton trousers designed for comfort and minimal
abrasion in the saddle, they have a brushed finish echoing the softness
of moles fur
Moll - 1. girlfriend or mistress, as of a gangster, crook, bikie,
etc; 2. (derogatory) girl or woman, with the imputation that they are
either nasty or ugly, or are overly liberal with their sexuality; 3.
(derogatory) prostitute (from the name Moll, short for Molly, a variant
of Mary)
Moll patrol - (derogatory) scathing term for a group of schoolgirls,
especially as used by other schoolgirls
Mollie Dook / Molly Dook / Mollydook - natural left-hander person
[probably from British dialect "molly" (effeminate man) +
"dook" (hand)]
Mollie dooker / Molly dooker / Mollydooker - natural left-hander
Mollie Maguire / Molly Maguire - fire (rhyming slang)
Mollie the Monk / Molly the Monk - drunk (rhyming slang)
Mollycoddle - pamper; make a fuss over
Mollyduker - left-handed person [probably from British dialect
"molly" (effeminate man) + "dook" (hand)]
Mondayitis - lassitude and general reluctance to work as is often
experienced on Mondays
Money - Monday
Money-kick - pocket, wallet and its contents
Mong - 1. mongrel dog; 2. stupid or annoying person; dork
Monger - food; tucker
Mongo - stupid or annoying person; dork (shortening of
"mongoloid")
Mongrel - 1. mongrel dog; 2. despicable person; 3. something
difficult: "It's a mongrel of a job"
Monicker / Moniker - 1. person's name; nickname; 2. person's
signature [originally British slang (mid-19th C.); probably blend of
"monogram" + "marker"]
Monkey - 1. (obsolete) sum of fifty pounds or five-hundred pounds; 2.
sum of $50 or $500
Monkey business - trickery; underhand dealing
Monkey on one's back, a - any obsession, compulsion, or addiction, seen
as a burden, as a compulsion to work or an addiction to drugs
Monkey suit - dinner suit
Monniker - 1. person's name; nickname; 2. person's signature
[originally British slang (mid-19th C.); probably blend of
"monogram" + "marker"]
Monobrow - person with eyebrow hair between the eyebrows
Monster - 1. harass or hassle; 2. huge; enormous: "monster
headache"; "monster truck"
Month of (o') Sundays - very long time
Monthlies - (pl. n.) woman's menstrual period
Moo - 1. silly woman; 2. stupid person; dork: "Give it here, ya
stupid moo"
Moo juice / Moo-juice - milk
Moo poo - cow manure
Mooch - 1. hang or loiter about; 2. slouch or saunter along (from
Middle English)
Moofo and foofti / Moofo 'n' foofti - (surfing) drink containing
Black Sambuca, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Cherry Vok
Moola / Moolah - money
Moon - 1. wander (about) or gaze idly, dreamily, or listlessly; 2.
display the buttocks publicly, as from out of a car window
Moon tan - 1. pale-skinned person; 2. extremely pale skin
Moonbeam - plate, utensil, etc. which is not used at an evening meal,
and does not need to be washed
Moonface - person with a large round head
Moonie / Moony - public display of the buttocks: "We were horrified
when she flashed a moonie"
Moonlighting - working at a job in addition to one's regular, full-time
employment
Moonshine - 1. smuggled or illicitly distilled liquor; 2. any alcohol
Moosh - 1. mouth; 2. face; 3. prison food, especially porridge
Moot / Moote - (often offensive) female genitals
Mop - hair
Moppet - little girl (from "moppet" = doll)
More chance of (o') a blow job off the pope - (in) no way
More chins than a Chinese phonebook - double or triple chin
More front than Myer's / More front than Myers - pushy person

More of (o') smth. than smb. can poke a stick at / More of (o')
smth. than you can poke a stick at - a lot of something

Moreton Bay, a - gig, fizzgig, informer
Moreton Bay bug - small crab
Moreton Bay fig - gig, informer
Morning glorie / Morning glory - 1. sexual intercourse had upon
awakening in the morning; 2. erection of the penis upon awakening; 3.
(horseracing) horse which performs well in morning track work, but not
in races (from "morning glory" - a climbing plant with delicate
flowers, which are at their peak in the morning)
Morph - 1. alter shape (extracted from "metamorphosis"); 2.
morphine
Moscow - 1. pawnshop; 2. pawn
Mosey - amble; stroll; saunter: "Mosey on down"; "just moseying
along"
Mosh - 1. dance in a mosh pit; 2. crush of moshers in a mosh pit
(probably a variant of "mash" = squash)
Mosh pit - area in front of a stage at a concert where moshing takes
place
Mosher - one who takes part in moshing
Moshing - form of dance, similar to, but less violent than, slam
dancing, in which the crowd is tightly packed together
Mossie / Mossy - mosquito
Mother - 1. the most extreme example of its kind: "the mother of
all wars"; 2. (offensive and derogatory) mother-fucker
Mother and daughter / Mother 'n' daughter - water (rhyming slang)
Mother-fucker - (offensive and derogatory) person or thing which
arouses exasperation, irritation, contempt, etc.
Mother-fucking - (adj., adv.) (offensive) obscene intensifier: "You
mother-fucking arsehole"; "mother-fucking enormous sponge cake"
Mother Machree - tea
Mother's joy / Mothers joy - boy (rhyming slang)
Motor-head - car enthusiast
Motor-mouth - (derogatory) person who talks too much, or talks very
rapidly
Motser - 1. large amount of money, especially a gambling win; 2. bet
a large amount of money: "motser a horse" (probably Yiddish
"matse" = bread; cf. "bread" = money)
Motza / Motzer - 1. large amount of money, especially a gambling win;
2. bet a large amount of money: "motser a horse" (probably Yiddish
"matse" = bread; cf. "bread" = money)
Mouse potato - one addicted to surfing the Internet (blend of
"mouse" + "couch potato")
Move - choice or decision about a course of action: "So you've
decided to forgive him? Bad move!"
Move it, or lose it - warning indicating that one should move whatever
it is they have in the way
Move one's carcass / Move your carcass - move away; get out of the way
Mow the brigalo suckers - shave the beard
Mozzie / Mozzy - mosquito
Mozzle - luck, especially bad luck (Hebrew "mazzal" = luck; which
word also appears in "shemozzle")

Mistress Palmer and ('n') her five (lovelie) daughters / Mistress
Palmer and ('n') her five (lovely) daughters / Mrs Palmer and
('n') her five (lovelie) daughters / Mrs. Palmer and ('n') her
five (lovelie) daughters / Mrs Palmer and ('n') her five (lovely)
daughters / Mrs. Palmer and ('n') her five (lovely) daughters -
metaphor for the hand used in male masturbation

Much chance as pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork - little or no
chance at
Muchlie / Muchly - very much: "ta muchly"
Muck around - play around in a way that others generally don't like
Muck-up day - last day of high school, day of pranks and mischief
Mud and ooze / Mud 'n' ooze - booze (rhyming slang)
Mud pie(s) - eye(s)

Muddie / Muddy - mud crab (a great delicacy)
Mudlark - (horseracing) horse that performs well on wet tracks
Mudrunner - (horseracing) horse that performs well on wet tracks
Muff - 1. vagina or vulva; 2. failure; 3. perform clumsily, or
bungle: "He muffed it"
Muff-diver - (crass) person who practises cunnilingus
Muff-muncher - (crass) person who practises cunnilingus
Mug - 1. face; 2. fool; one who is easily duped; 3. one who is not of
the underground fraternity; 4. victim of a criminal; 5. prostitute's
client; 6. (amongst showies, carnies, etc.) customer; 7. assault and
rob; 8. (older slang) smooch (someone); 9. stupid: "mug copper";
10. friendly insult: "have a go, yer mug"
Mug lair - flashily dressed young man of brash and vulgar behaviour
Mug shot - photograph of a person, usually of the head only, taken in
compliance with an official or legal requirement
Mug up - study hard
Mulga, the - Outback, bush
Mulga wire - unofficial communication, as by word of mouth; bush wire;
bush telegram

Mulger - bush, the country not touched by man
Mull - 1. preparation of
dried leaves, as mint, comfrey, or tobacco, used to mix with marijuana
or hash: "What are we gonna use for mull?"; 2. marijuana or hash
mulled up or prepared for smoking; 3. prepare marijuana or hash for
smoking, often by mixing it with some other substance as tobacco
Mull bowl - small bowl used to mull up marijuana
Mull head - heavy marijuana user
Mull mix - dried herbs for mulling with marijuana, used to soften to
harsh effect of marijuana smoke on the throat
Mull up - prepare marijuana or hash for smoking, often by mixing it
with some other substance as tobacco
Mullet - idiot
Mullet haircut - type of haircut, commonly worn by males, with the hair
short all-over on top, but long at the back
Mullock - anything valueless; nonsense; rubbish
Mullygrubber - (cricket) poorly executed bowl which bounces twice or
more
Mum and Dad / Mum 'n' Dad - mad (rhyming slang)
Mum and Daddo / Mum 'n' Daddo - shadow (rhyming slang)
Mummie's boy / Mummies boy / Mummy's boy - male who is mollycoddled by
his mother
Muncer go - months ago
Munch - (car sales) tyre-kicker who takes a car on a test-drive and
still has no intention of buying
Munchies - 1. anything to eat, especially snacks between meals; 2.
the munchies - 1. craving for food resulting from smoking marijuana; 2.
any craving for food
Munchkin - person who is of small stature (from the Munchkins, the
dwarfish race in "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" (1900), a novel by L
Frank Baum, 1856-1919, American writer)

Mundee - Monday
Munga - food
Munted - totally ruined or wrecked
Murder - 1. uncommonly laborious or difficult task: "Gardening in
the heat is murder"; 2. ruin or wreck: "He absolutely murdered that
song"
Murphie's law / Murphies law / Murphy's law - mock-scientific law which
states: "If something can go wrong, it will go wrong" (apparently
with reference to a Captain E. Murphy of the Wright Field-Aircraft
Laboratory in 1949)
Murrumbidgee whaler - (history) swagman frequenting the Australian
inland rivers, who sustained himself by begging and fishing [from
Murrumbidgee (river in NSW) + "whaler" (person who fishes for
Murray cod)]
Muscle - power: "institutional muscle"; "people muscle"
Muscle car - powerful car with aggressive detailing
Muscle in - force one's way in(to), especially by violent means,
trickery, or in the face of hostility, in order to obtain a share of
something
Muscle man - 1. very strong man; man of unusually impressive and
powerful physique; 2. man who regularly uses violence, or the threat of
violence, to further the interests of his employer or himself
Muscle Marie / Muscle Mary - strong, masculine male homosexual
Muscle on - force one's way in(to), especially by violent means,
trickery, or in the face of hostility, in order to obtain a share of
something
Mush - prison food, especially porridge
Mushie / Mushy - mushroom
Mushroom - (jocular) person who is deliberately kept ignorant and
misinformed (because, like a mushroom, "they are kept in the dark and
fed on shit")
Muso - musician
Muspie summer stike / Muspy summer stike - (Strine) must be some
mistake
Muss up - make a mess of: "hair all mussed up"
Muster - round up sheep or cattle
Mute - very drunk
Muthafucka - (offensive and derogatory) person or thing which arouses
exasperation, irritation, contempt, etc. [representing US Black English
pronunciation]

Mutt - 1. dog that is a biter; 2. simpleton; stupid person
(originally US slang (1900s); shortening of earlier "mutton-head" -
blockhead, dullard]
Mutt and Jeff / Mutt 'n' Jeff - deaf (rhyming slang)
Mutton - penis
Mutton done up as lamb - something made out to be better than it really
is
Mutton dressed up as lamb - something made out to be better than it
really is
My bloodie oath! / My bloody oath! - that's certainly true
My colonial oath - statement of emphatic agreement
My oath - that's certainly true

Mysterie bag / Mystery bag - 1, sausage; 2. meat pie (never know what
the butcher put in it)
Myte - mate
Myxie / Myxo / Myxy - highly infectious viral disease of rabbits,
artificially introduced into Britain and Australia to reduce the rabbit
population; myxomatosis

N
n' / 'n / 'n' - and

Nack - annoy; exhaust
Nackered - absolutely exhausted, very tired
Nada - nothing: "Best of all it's free, zip, zero, nada" (Spanish)
Nads - (pl. n.) testicles (shortened from "gonads")
Naff - 1. inferior; 2. tasteless; 3. ridiculous; 4. useless (cf.
northern British dialect "naffhead", "naffin" = fool)
Naff off - go away
Nail - 1. secure by prompt action; catch or seize; 2. catch (a
person) in some difficulty, a lie, etc.; 3. kill; 4. (of a male) have
sexual intercourse with; 5. perform an action or do something perfectly
and confidently
Nail-biter - exciting game or match with a close finish: "The grand
final was a real nail-biter"
Nails and screws / Nails 'n' screws - news (rhyming slang)
Nair fradder pennie / Nair fradder penny - (Strine) never had a penny
Nali - cigarette
Named after - named for; call someone the same name
Nana - banana
Nancie / Nancy - 1. effeminate man; 2. male homosexual
Nancie boy / Nancy boy - 1. effeminate man; 2. male homosexual
Nannie goat / Nanny goat - tote (rhyming slang)
Nanosecond - very brief period of time: "With you in a nanosecond"
Napper tandie / Napper tandy - shandy (beer and lemonade)
Nappie / Nappy- diaper
Narc - police officer from the narcotics squad [from "narc(otics
squad)"]
Nark - 1. whinger, wowser, spoil-sport; 2. informer; a spy,
especially for the police; 3. irritate; annoy; 4. thwart; upset
someone's plans; 5. act as an informer (from British underworld slang,
originally meaning "to watch", from Romany "nak" = nose)
Narked - annoyed

Narkie / Narky - short tempered
Narlie / Narly - excellent; terrific: "narly surf"
Nasho - 1. National Service (compulsory military service); 2. one who
has been called up for national service
Nastie / Nasty - pastie
Natch - naturally
National game, the - 1. two-up; 2. Australian Rules football
Nats - (pl. n.) members of the National Party or the National Party
collectively
Natural foot - surfer who rides with the left foot in front of the
right
Naughtie / Naughty - sexual intercourse
Naw Shaw - 1. district of suburban Sinny, extending from Klahra to
Waitara; 2. dialect of Strine, very closely related to the dialects
spoken at Trairk, Sath Yeah, Pym Piper, and Rare Dill in Kairmbra.
Nazi - anyone with dogmatic prejudices, and/or dictatorial manners
Nazi spie / Nazi spy - meat pie (rhyming slang)
NBG - no bloody good
Near and far / Near 'n' far - bar (rhyming slang)

Neato - excellent
Nebbie / Nebby - nembutal (a form of sleeping pill)
Nebraska - toilet
Neck - 1. kiss, cuddle and pet, especially while seated; 2.
(criminal) rob a person by seizing them about the neck
Neck oneself - 1. hang oneself; 2. be the cause of one's own
misfortune or downfall
Necking - act of kissing, cuddling and petting, especially while seated
Ned Kellie / Ned Kelly - 1. belly; 2. notorious artists' model. Also
thought to have been a bushranger [Edward Ned Kelly was a bushranger,
or outlaw who gained notoriety last century with his gang "The Kelly
Gang". They were responsible for many holdups of travellers. His
"trademark" was an iron helmet and
breastplate which he fashioned from an old plough late in his "career".
He was finally captured in a bloody shootout at a place called
Glenrowan, where the gang was besieged by troopers. It looks like the
gang was all killed, except for Kelly who stood off the troopers in his
armour until his wounds overcame him. He was promptly hung a short
time later, in Melbourne Gaol in 1880; his last words being "Such is
life". He attained the fame in Australia that outlaws in America
similarly received. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. - P.III. -
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part3/)]

Neddie / Neddy - horse, racing horse
Need one's head read - (jocular) be insane
Need to go - want to go to the toilet

Need to take a cut lunch (and a water-bottle) / Need to take a cut
lunch ('n' a water-bottle) - have a long trip ahead (of smb.)

Needed as a back pocket in a t-shirt / Needed as a back pocket in a
tshirt - not useful
Neffereffer - never: "He neffereffer rurdafit"
Neffereffereven - never: "The referee neffereffereven nurda
wordavit"
Neg - film negative
Neg driving - offence of negligent driving
Nellie / Nelly - cheap red wine
Nellie Bligh / Nelly Bligh - 1. fly; 2. eye; 3. (meat) pie; 4. lie;
5. tie (rhyming slang)
Nellie Bly / Nelly Bly - 1. fly; 2. eye; 3. (meat) pie; 4. lie; 5.
tie (rhyming slang)
Nellie Kellie / Nelly Kelly - belly
Nellie McGuire / Nelly McGuire - fire
Nelson (Riddle) - piddle (rhyming slang)
Nelson's number / Nelsons number - cricket score of 111; thought by the
English to be unlucky (because after his injuries Lord Nelson retained
1 arm, 1 leg, and 1 eye)
Ner - exclamation of ridicule, suggesting that what has just been said
or done was stupid
Nerd(-burger) - idiot; fool [perhaps from the name of a character in
Dr. Seuss's "If I Ran the Zoo" (1950)]
Nerve sprike tan - mental collapse due to conflict, anxiety, etc.:
"He never let sarp, marm. He'll ever nerve sprike tan the waze
goane"
Net, the / 'Net, the - the Internet
Net chick - woman who uses the net
Netiquette - etiquette of good and bad behaviour on the Internet
Netizen - person who uses the Internet, especially one well-versed in
the culture and etiquette of the Internet
Netsex - role-playing of engaging in sexual activities via the Internet
Netsurfing - exploring the Internet
Never better - letter
Never Never, the / Never-Never, the - 1. Outback, centre of
Australia; 2. remote isolated region of the outback, bush; 3. mythical
place in the outback; 4. hire-purchase system: "on the never-never"

Neville - unpopular person; nerd

New Australian - migrant to Australia
New chum - 1. novice; one inexperienced in some field: "new chum on
the job"; 2. (history) newly transported convict; 3. newly arrived
British immigrant
Newbie / Newby - new-comer to the Internet; one who is using the
Internet but is not versed in its workings
Newsagent - news-stand, shop where one buys newspapers, books and
magazines
Newshound - newspaper reporter
NFI - no fucking idea
Niagara Falls - (pl. n.) testicles (rhyming slang for "balls")
Niagaras - (pl. n.) testicles
Nibblies - (pl. n.) food for nibbling on; snacks
Nice try, but no banana - phrase indicating that someone has made a
good, but nevertheless incorrect, guess
Nice try, but no cigar - phrase indicating that someone has made a
good, but nevertheless incorrect, guess
Nick - 1. name; 2. shape; 3. condition; 4. prison; 5. capture or
arrest; 6. steal
Nick off - go now; get lost
Nick out - go out for a short period

Nickers - female underpants
Niftie / Nifty - smart; stylish; fine: "nifty little car"
(originally theatrical slang)
Nig - (racist) Negro (short for "nigger")
Nig-nog - (racist) Negro or other black person
Nigel (No-Friends) - unpopular person
Nigger - (racist) 1. Negro; 2. Australian Aborigine; 3. member of any
dark-skinned race. By extreme white racists extended to include
Indians, Arabs, Mediterraneans, etc.; 4. denoting or pertaining to a
Negro or dark-skinned person
Nigger in the woodpile - hidden snag
Nigger-lover - (racist) person who accepts Aborigines, Negros, and
dark-skinned people generally; non-racist

Nigglie / niggly - angry; bad tempered
Night is (still) a pup, the - it is (still) early in the night
Nightwatchman - (cricket) low order batsman, who is sent in to bat
late in the afternoon when the batting-side captain wishes to preserve
the better batsmen for the next day's play
Niken - than I can: "I got a split nair dyke. Smor niken bear"
Nimbie / nimby - 1. person who protests against having necessary
developments such as new prisons, hospitals, airports, military
installations, homes for the disabled, etc., in the vicinity of their
own home, although they would support such development if they were
located elsewhere; 2. such a development (acronym from the phrase
"not in my back yard")
Nine(r) - nine gallon keg of beer
Nineteenth hole, the / 19th hole, the - bar in a golf clubhouse
Ning-nong - simpleton
Nip - (racist) Japanese person, especially a Japanese soldier (short
for "Nipponese")
Nipper - 1. small child; kid; 2. junior lifesaver; 3. (Building
Trades) one employed on a construction site to do small odd jobs, as
make tea, buy lunch, etc.
Nippie / nippy - 1. cold; 2. nimble; active
Nit - 1. simpleton; 2. (older slang) word used to warn people engaged
in some illegal activity that the police are coming
Nit-keeper - (older slang) person who keeps watch for authorities
while illegal activities are taking place; lookout
Nittie-grittie / Nitty-gritty - 1. hard core of a matter: "Let's
get down to the nitty-gritty"; 2. sexual intercourse, especially hot,
horny love-making
Nitwit - slow-witted or foolish person
Nix - 1. nothing; 2. no (German, variant of "nichts" = nothing)
No beg pardons - no time for pleasantries or niceties; no pussyfooting
around
No David Murrays - no problems; no worries (rhyming slang; from
"David Murray's" - a well-known furniture store in Adelaide, SA)
No dice - 1. of no use; 2. unsuccessful; 3. out of luck
No drama! - expression of confidence that everything will go well; no
worries!
No end - very much; greatly: "The news of the lottery win thrilled
them no end"
No flies on (smb.) - 1. (someone) is not easily tricked; 2.
(obsolete) honest
No good to gundie / No good to gundy - unsatisfactory; broken; beyond
repair; ruined; worthless
No-hoper - 1. somebody who'll never do well; someone who is hopeless;
2. unpromising animal, as a second-rate racehorse, greyhound, etc.
No kidding - seriously
No more Mr Nice Guy / No more Mr. Nice Guy - no more acting nicely,
being kind, generous, etc.
No more sense than a native bear, and not half as good-looking / No
more sense than a native bear, 'n' not half as good-lookin' -
dumb

No-neck - muscular, stupid man
No-no - something not to be done on any account: "In this house
smoking is a no-no"
No-nuts - effeminate male; wimp; wuss (i.e. a male lacking nuts, in the
sense of "courage")
No picnic - (of an event, chore, etc.) difficult or unpleasant, despite
not being considered so by many: "Branding cattle is no picnic"
No problemo / No problems / No probs - conventional way of maintaining
that there is nothing at all to worry about, everything is in hand and
under control
No risk! - exclamation of reassurance or approval
No shortage of (o') oscar - be flush with money
No-show - instance of not turning up for an appointment
No show without Punch - 1. phrase used to lament that a party, or
other social event, was not very good because the most important guest
was not present; 2. phrase used to suggest wryly that a particular
person is always the centre of attention at social events (from Punch -
the chief character in the puppet show "Punch and Judy")
No siree - no indeed (variant of the word "sir")

No sweat - no worries; it's no
problem!
No way - not at all; never
No way José - expression of denial or negation
No worries! - 1. expression of forgiveness or reassurance ("No
problem"; "Forget about it"; "I can do it"; "Yes, I'll do
it"); 2. everything will be fine!
No wucker's / No wuckers - polite shortened form of the spoonerism
"no wucking furries" (i.e. no fucking worries)
No wucking furries - expression of confidence that all will go well
No wucks - expression of confidence that all will go well

Noah / Noahs - shark

Noah's ark / Noahs ark - shark (rhyming slang)
Nob - 1. head; 2. head of the penis; 3. annoying, socially rejected
person; dickhead: "He sat there by himself, looking like a real
nob" (variant of "knob"); 4. member of a social elite (in
Scottish "nab", "knabb")
Nob-end - 1. head of the penis; 2. annoying, socially rejected person;
dickhead: "He sat there by himself, looking like a real nob"
(variant of "knob")
Nob-sucker - (offensive and derogatory) annoying, despicable, horrible
person
Nobbie / nobby - rough nodule of opal covered with dirt
Nobble - disable (a racehorse), as by drugging it

Nocker - woman's breast
Nod, the - 1. approval or permission; 2. unofficial assurance of a
job, position, etc.
Nod bet - bet taken on credit
Nod one's head - (prison) 1. plead guilty; 2. accept blame or
responsibility for something
Noddle - head
Nog - (racist) coloured person, especially a Vietnamese


Noggin - head, brains
Nogoodnik - bad person (from the phrase "no good" + "-nik",
Russian name element)
Nointer - (Tasmania) mischievous child; brat (from British dialect: a
mischievous fellow, from "anointer", presumably meaning "one who
needs anointing", from obsolete "anoint" - to chastise, thrash,
i.e. to consecrate by beating)
Noise off - speak loudly
Noisie as a dunnie door in a storm / Noisy as a dunny door in a storm
- being rather noisy for a long time
Nollie / nolly - (skateboarding) manoeuvre similar to an ollie but
off the nose of the board, rather than the tail (blend of "nose" +
"ollie")
Non-scene - (of a homosexual) not partaking or involved in the public
homosexual world, such as frequenting gay bars, etc.
Non-starter - something which has no chance of success, as an idea that
is discounted as inherently impracticable

Nong - idiot
Nonnie / nonny - (obsolete) act of sexual intercourse
Noodle - silly, stupid person
Noogie / noogy - harsh and painful rubbing of the knuckles across
someone's head, especially used by children as a form of punishment or
bullying
Nookie / nooky - sexual intercourse or foreplay
Noong - idiot
Nope - emphatic form of "no"
Norg - woman's breast
Nork - woman's breast
Norm - average citizen viewed as a non-participant in any kind of
physical exercise while addicted to watching spectator sports on
television (from the name Norm ("the normal man") of the cartoon
character devised for the "Life. Be in it" promotion campaign)
North and South / North 'n' South - mouth (rhyming slang)
North Island - Mainland Australia, according to someone in Tasmania
North Shore Holden - (Sydney slang) Volvo car
North Sydney - kidney (rhyming slang)
Northern summer - summer in the Northern Hemisphere
Nose for - 1. ability to search out or locate; 2. propensity
Nose job - cosmetic surgery done to the nose
Nose rag - handkerchief
Nose tone - (Strine) no stone
Nosey parker / Nosie parker / Nosy parker - person who continually
pries; meddler; stickybeak
Nosh - 1. eat; have a snack or a meal; 2. anything eaten, especially
a snack (Yiddish)
Nosh-up - meal
Nosherie / Noshery - eating house, restaurant or café
Not - used after a sentence to negate the previous statement: "That's
a nice shirt. Not!"
Not a bad sort - not an ugly person; not an unfriendly, unkind or
horrible person
Not a sausage - absolutely nothing (perhaps from rhyming slang
"sausage and mash" - cash)
Not a worrie! / Not a worry! - expression of confidence that everything
will go well
Not all the lights are on in the top floor - not very intelligent
Not backward in coming forward
- be pushy about doing something, eager to do something
Not bad - 1. pretty good; fair; acceptable: "He's a good fighter,
not bad for a monk"; 2. very good, even excellent: "You just won
$500? Not bad, eh?"
Not for quids - never; for no inducement at all
Not give a (flying) fuck - not to care at all
Not half - 1. not really; not at all: "His first poems were not
half bad"; 2. certainly! indeed!
Not much chop - not very good, one couldn't recommend it
Not on - not a possibility; not allowable: "To buy a car now is just
not on"
Not on your life - absolutely not
Not on your nellie! / Not on your nelly! - absolutely not!
Not since JC played full-back for the Arabs - long time ago
Not the full quid - not bright
intellectual, short on brains
Not the full two bob - weak of intellect
Not to be able to care less - have no care or concern
Not to be able to last a round in a revolving door - be very weak
Not to be able to lie straight in bed - be a dishonest person, liar

Not to be able to organise a piss-up in a brewerie / Not to be able to
organise a piss-up in a brewery - be useless

Not to be (an occupation's) bootlace / Not to be (an occupations)
bootlace - be no good at (an occupation): "You're not a jockey's
bootlace"
Not to be dead for quids - expression of full happiness and well-being
Not to care a cuss - not to care at all [originally US slang (18th C.);
representing a US pronunciation of "curse"]
Not to care a rat's arse / Not to care a rats arse - not to care at all
Not to care a tinker's cuss / Not to care a tinkers cuss - not to care
at all [originally US slang (18th C.); representing a US pronunciation
of "curse"]
Not to do bugger all - do absolutely nothing
Not to end up in a picnic - not be in an awkward situation
Not to get a brass razoo - be
very poor
Not to give a rat's arse / Not to give a rats arse - not to care at all

Not to give a stuff - not care about smth.
Not to give a toss - be unconcerned; not care
Not to give a twopennie dump / Not to give a twopenny dump - not to
care
Not to have a brass razoo - be very poor; have no money at all
Not to have a cracker - be without money
Not to have all oars in the water - not to have full intelligence; be
stupid or moronic
Not to have both oars in the water - not to have full intelligence; be
stupid or moronic
Not to have cow - not to get unduly upset [originally US slang
(1960s); currently popularised by the television show "The
Simpsons"]
Not to have got a brass razoo - be very poor; have no money at all
Not to have the foggiest - not to have the least idea

Not to have this much fun since Grannie got her tits caught in the
wringer / Not to have this much fun since Granny got her tits caught in
the wringer - have a lot of fun

Not to kid - seriously
Not to know Christmas from Bourke Street - be a bit slow in the head.
(Bourke Street is a brightly lit Melbourne street)
Not to know if it is Pitt Street or Christmas / Not to know if it's
Pitt Street or Christmas - be confused (a country bloke confused at all
the lights of Sydney's Pitt Street)
Not to know one's arse from one's elbow - be an idiot
Not to know shit - know nothing
Not to know (smb.) from Adam - not to know (someone) at all
Not to know the bloke from a bar of (o') soap - be a stranger

Not to laugh this much since Grannie got her tits caught in the wringer
/ Not to laugh this much since Granny got her tits caught in the
wringer - expression of pleasure
Not to matter a twopennie damn / Not to matter a twopenny damn - not to
be worth any consideration
Not to piss in one's pocket - not tell one's troubles that
another person is not interested in

Not until the other shoe drops -
some more time that is needed to do or decide smth. Not within
cooee - (figuratively) 1. long way away, far off: "England weren't
within cooee of beating Australia at cricket"; 2. far from achieving
a given goal: "He is not within cooee of finishing the job by
Friday"
Not worth a (brass) razoo - not even worth a penny
Not worth a cracker - (something) of little worth
Not worth a crumpet - worthless
Not worth a hill of (o') beans - of low value
Not worth a pinch of (o') shit - completely worthless
Not worth a row of (o') beans - of low value
Not worth a whoop - not worth a thing; utterly valueless
Not worth two bob - insignificant
Nothing doing - exclamation indicating refusal
Nothing in it - (in a competitive situation) no difference in
performance, abilities, etc., between the contestants
Nothing out of (o') the box - not remarkable; mediocre
Nothing to write home about - not remarkable; unexciting; all right
Noughties - (pl. n.) the first decade of the new millennium
(2000-2009 inclusive)
Now - very fashionable, trendy: "very now dress"
Nozzle - nose
NRG / nrg - type of fast beat dance music; Euro-dance
Nubile - young, attractive female
Nude nut - bald head, or very short haircut
Nudge - indulgence: "I've been giving the drink a nudge"
Nudge-nudge, wink-wink - expression suggesting an innuendo, especially
in relation to sexual activities (from a Monty Python sketch)
Nudge the turps - drink alcohol to excess
Nug / Nugg - woman's breast
Nugget - 1. testicle; 2. short muscular man or animal; 3. hard knob
of faeces; 4. apply any shoe polish and buff the footware to shiny
clean
Nuggetie / Nuggety - (of a person) solidly built; stocky
Nuh - no
Nuke - 1. nuclear device; 2. destroy utterly by, or as if by, a
nuclear bomb; 3. cook in a microwave oven
Nulla Nulla / Nulla-nulla - wooden club used by Aborigines (made from
very heavy and hard wood called Blackbut)
Nullabat - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal words
are modified by adding into each syllable the sounds "ullab"; thus
"hug" becomes "hullabug"; "You are a pig" becomes
"Yullaboo ullabar ullaba pillabig"
Num-num(s) - tasty food
Numb butter - nothing but a ...; only: "They're numb butter buncher
drongoes"
Number - 1. article of clothing: "Her new dress is a cute little
number"; 2. attractive woman: "That blonde number who lives out of
town"; 3. theatrical piece; routine; 4. song; 5. meal: "nice pesto
number"
Number one - 1. urination; 2. (navy) the first officer
Number ones - urination
Number two / Number twos - defecation
Numbnuts - ineffectual man (i.e. a male with numb nuts, here
representing "courage", "masculinity")
Numbskull - dull-witted person; dunce; dolt
Numbwun hip ride - any tune of popular radio music played more than
twice
Numero uno - 1. oneself; 2. leader or most important person in any
situation (Italian: number one)
Numskull - dull-witted person; dunce; dolt
Nun - rabbit (rhyming slang for "nun habit")
Nun habit - rabbit (rhyming slang)
Nup - no
Nurd(-burger) - idiot; fool
Nut - 1. foolish or eccentric person; 2. insane person; 3. testicle;
4. enthusiast; 5. head; 6. headbutt
Nut and bolt / Nut 'n' bolt - bolt-leave in a hurry
Nut case - foolish or eccentric person
Nut chokers - men's underwear
Nut ducker - person who pretends not to see you in the street
Nut factorie / Nut factory - precisely or exactly what you want
Nut out - think out; solve (a problem, a plan of action, etc.)
Nuthouse - mental hospital
Nuts - (pl. n.) 1. testicles; 2. expression of defiance, disgust,
etc.: "Nuts to you!"; 3. crazy; insane
Nuts on - precisely or exactly what you want; overwhelmingly attracted
to
Nuts over - precisely or exactly what you want; overwhelmingly
attracted to: "I'm nuts over her"
Nutso - crazy; mad
Nutter - crazy or foolish person
Nuttie / Nutty - silly or stupid; crazy
Nuttie as a fruitcake / Nutty as a fruitcake - foolish; very eccentric;
completely mad
Nyet - no (from Russian)
Nympho - (derogatory) promiscuous woman; often used disparagingly of a
woman who is not really promiscuous but whose sexual aggression
frightens a man (from "nymphomaniac")

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The Other Guy
2005-11-30 05:26:00 UTC
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Replayed an "Excellent" Aussie movie tonight - "The Coca Cola Kid". (just trying to get into
the Christmas Spirit.)

[previously posted]

Fully 'Enriched' with Aussie Slangs and Australian Culture from the 80s. (just gotta love the
reference to "A Barb Wire Canoe") - took me a little time to figure that one out.

This is a 'Christmas Classic' here in Northern America (and most people don't even realize its
a 'complete' Aussie production). - and NO, it was not 'sponsored' by Coca Cola [Coca Cola Inc.
even denied any connection to the movie at all].

Way to go Australia for producing a Classic !!!

:-(]


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M
Ma - one's mother
Ma state - New South Wales
Ma-stater - someone who lives in the state of New South Wales
Mac-attack - strong desire to eat food from a McDonald's Family
Restaurant
Macadamia (nut) - also known as the Queensland nut. It is a fleshy
white nut coconut-like flavour. It has an extreemly high fat content.
Macas / Macca's / Maccas - [pron. "mackers"] 1. McDonald's (the
hamburger place); 2. from a McDonald's Family Restaurant
Machine - motorbike, car, truck, etc.
Macker's / Mackers - 1. McDonald's Family Restaurant; 2. food from
a McDonald's Family Restaurant
Mad - 1. extremely good; excellent; cool: "She's got a mad
outfit"; 2. madly: "mad keen to go"; 3. crazy (seldom means
anger)
Mad and sillie / Mad and silly / Mad 'n' sillie / Mad 'n' silly
- billy (rhyming slang)
Mad as a baptist in a brothel - really angry

Mad as a cut snake - furious; very upset; crazy
Mad as a gumtree full of (o') galahs - 1. quite stupid (from the
name of the pink and grey cockatoo, from the Aboriginal language
Yuwaalaraay); 2. furious; very upset; crazy
Mad as a meat axe - extremely angry
Mad as a two-bob watch - stupid; idiotic; erratic
Mad Mick - pick (rhyming slang)
Mad Mike - push bike (rhyming slang)
Madchester - pertaining to a type of indie dance music coming about in
the late 1980s and originating in Manchester, England
Madder than a baptist in a brothel - really angry
Made as a dingbat - completely irresponsible
Mag - persistent chatter; chat
Maggie / Maggy - magpie
Maggot bag -
meat pie
Maggot pie - meat pie

Main - entree, main course
Main course - entree (In Australia an entree is a small course served
before the main course, similar to an appetiser.)

Mainlander - person from Australian mainland
to a Tasmanian
Make a big thing of (o') (smth.) - turn into a major issue: "OK, so
I made a mistake, there's no need to make a big thing of it"
Make a blue - make a mistake
Make a book - (horseracing) lay and receive bets at such odds that
whichever horse wins, a profit is made
Make a botch of (o') (smth.) - mess up
Make a crust - earn a living, work for wages
Make a go of (o') (smth.) - (v.) success
Make a good fist - do (a task) well
Make a proper galah of (o') (smth. / smb.) - make a complete fool of
Make a quid - earn a living: "Are you making a quid?"
Make a thing of (o') (smth.) - turn into a major issue: "OK, so I
made a mistake, there's no need to make a thing of it"
Make babies - (jocular) have sexual intercourse (not for the purpose of
having children)
Make do - cope
Make eyes at (smb.) - flirt with; gaze flirtatiously at
Make hay - scatter everything in disorder
Make heads roll - demote or dismiss people as a punishment
Make it snappie / Make it snappy - Hurry up!
Make like a cattle dog and ('n') get the flock out of (o') here
- leave; go; time to go
Make like a guillotine and ('n') head off - get away
Make like a shepherd and ('n') get the flock out of (o') here -
get away
Make old bones - reach a great age
Make one's alley good - to curry favour; improve one's standing
Make one's marble good (with) - ingratiate oneself (with)
Make sheep eyes (at) - give adoring looks

Make the feather's flie / Make the feather's fly / Make the
feathers flie / Make the feathers fly - cause a commotion

Make tracks - get going somewhere; depart
Make waves - cause trouble
Make whoopee - 1. engage in uproarious merry-making; 2. have sexual
intercourse (extended variant of "whoop")
Malarkie / Malarky - foolish talk
Malcolm Blight's / Malcolm Blights - light beer
Mallee - scrub district in Victoria and South Australia
Mallee root - prostitute (rhyming slang)
Malted milk(s) - malt(s)
Malvern Star - car (rhyming slang)
Man-hungrie / Man-hungry - in pursuit of sexual intercourse with a man
Man in the boat - clitoris
Man in white, the - the Australian Rules referee or umpire
Man is not a camel, a / Man isn't a camel, a / Man's not a camel, a
- get me (him etc.) a beer
Man outside Hoyts, the - commissionaire outside Hoyts Theatre,
Melbourne, in the early part of last century, used as a scapegoat for
any crime, misdemeanour, rumour, or a stereotype of a disinterested
observer
Manchester - 1. pertaining to a type of indie dance music coming
about in the late 1980s and originating in Manchester, England; 2.
household linen, e.g. sheets etc.
Manchester Cities - titties (rhyming slang)
Mangare - eating: "place for serious mangare" (Italian
"mangiare" = eat)
Mangie / Mangy - shabby
Mangle - destroy or ruin: "It's mangled your surfing"
Mangulate - mangle; bend or twist out of shape; wreck
Mankad - (cricket) (of a bowler) run out the non-facing batter who is
backing up, especially after pretending to bowl (named after Indian
cricketer Vinoo Mankad who was dismissed in this manner in Test series
of 1947-8)
Manual - 1. stick (shift); 2. car with manually operated gearbox; 3.
(snowboarding) trick in which the tip of the board is lifted up whilst
in motion, this stance being held for as long as possible
Manymak - marijuana (Aboriginal English, meaning literally "good
grass")
Maoriland - New Zealand
Map of (o') Tasmania - female pubic area
Map of (o') Tassie / Map of (o') Tassy - female pubic area
Map of (o') Tazzie / Map of (o') Tazzy - female pubic area


Mappa Tassie / Mappa Tassy - female pubic area
Mappa Tazzie / Mappa Tazzy - female pubic area
Marble orchard - cemetery
Marcus Clark - shark (rhyming slang)
Mare chick - effect produced by the assistance of supernatural powers:
"black mare chick"; "mare chick momence"
Marie / Mary - homosexual male
Marie Header / Mary Header - daughter of one of the early Strine
graziers. She was responsible, after years of bitter struggle with the
authorities, for the introduction of compulsory education for sheep.
She thus lit a lamp which has continued to burn steadily down the years
and many of today's famous Strine sheep must be grateful to her memory.
[One of the little lambs, Charles, who had followed her to school each
day, eventually became an essayist and poet of considerable skill and
composed the following song in memory of his sponsor: "Mary Header
little lamb; An itellectual nit. It never passed its first exam Because
it couldn't sit. So Mary Header little lamb With vedgies and mint
sauce. `Oh dearest lamb,' she cried, 'I am As hungry as a horse.'"
(Afferbeck Lauder. Let Stalk Strine.
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt)]
Marie Jane / Mary Jane - marijuana
Marie Jay / Mary Jay - marijuana
Marie Lee / Mary Lee - tea
Maryie Pickford in three acts, a / Mary Pickford in three acts, a -
quick wash; perfunctory wash of the face, hands and crotch (Mary
Pickford was an early US film actress)
Mark - person who is the target of a swindle
Mark Foy - boy (rhyming slang)
Market - (horseracing, etc.) totality of betting odds being offered
on a particular race
Marmon dead - parents: "I saw Marmon dead, they'd love tier
frommier"
Marrickville Mercedes - (Sydney slang) (derisive term for) Valiant
car
Martin place - face (rhyming slang)
Martini - (film) last shot taken before making it a wrap
Marvie / Marvy - marvellous
Mash - mashed potatoes
Masher - man who makes aggressive sexual advances to women
Massive - tremendous; extraordinary; unusual
Mate - 1. buddy, friend; 2. form of address (originally amongst men,
but now also with women): "How are you going, mate?"
Mate rates - specially cheap rates for friends
Mate's discount / Mates discount - cheaper than usual for a "friend"
Mate's rate(s) / Mates rate(s) - cheaper
than usual for a "friend"; discount rates given to friends

Matey - friend, mate
Matey with (smb.) - familiar or friendly with
Maths - math
Maths in space - the simplest level of mathematics offered at high
school
Matilda - 1. swag, swagman's
bedding, sleeping roll; 2. feminine name for the swagman's sole
companion
Mattress muncher - (derogatory) male homosexual
Max - maximum
Max out - cease surfing when the waves are too big to ride
May one's chooks turn into emus and ('n') kick one's door down
- smb. is not very happy with what someone else has done to him
May one's chooks turn into emus and ('n') kick one's dunnie down /
May one's chooks turn into emus and ('n') kick one's dunny down
- phrase wishing ill luck upon someone
May one's chooks turn into emus and ('n') kick one's shithouse
down - smb. is not very happy with what someone else has done to him

May one's ears turn into arseholes and ('n') shit on one's
shoulders - insult

May the all pores of (o') one's skin turn into little assholes and
('n') cover smb. in shit - insult

May the fleas of (o') a thousand camels infest one's armpits -
smb. is basically scum
Mazuma - money (Yiddish)
MC - (n.) 1. performer at a nightclub, dance party, etc., who raps
over the top of the deejay's music; 2. perform as an MC (from
"Master of Ceremonies")
MCG - famous Melbourne Cricket Ground
MCP - male chauvinist pig (from the initials)
Me'n'u - restaurant menu (punning on the phrase "me and you")
Meal ticket - any means or source of financial support, as a pimp's
prostitute, a spouse, a university degree, etc.
Mean - 1. (of a person involved in a competitive activity, as sport,
business, etc.) sufficiently accomplished and determined to make
success very difficult for an opponent: "mean bowler"; 2. powerful;
effective; having a vicious energy: "big mean motor"; 3. extremely
good; very cool; hot: "mean dude"; "playing some mean bass"
Mean as a mysogynist's dick / Mean as a mysogynists dick - 1. picky
or particular; 2. not free with money
Mean as cat's piss / Mean as cats piss - mean, stingy, uncharitable
Mean business - be in earnest

Meaner than a recipient of (o') a nun's verbal bitch slap / Meaner
than a recipient of (o') a nuns verbal bitch slap - very foul

Meaner than hungrie Tyson / Meaner than hungry Tyson - very foul
Meat - 1. person considered as a sexual object; 2. male or female
genitalia
Meat-head - fool or idiot
Meat injection - (crass) penis, as used in sexual intercourse
Meat market - place where people frequent to seek sexual partners:
"that bar is a real meat market"
Meat pie / Meat-pie - 1. rhyming slang for a try in rugby; 2.
(racing) small-time: "meat-pie bookie"
Meat tag - identity disc
Meat ticket - identity disc, especially those worn by members of the
armed forces
Meddier - my dear (Strain)
Mediterranean back - (racist) supposed fake back injury in order to
get out of work
Mega - excellent; great; unreal
Mega- - prefix denoting to a very great degree: "megahit";
"megatrendy"
Megababe - 1. very attractive female; 2. very attractive male
Megabucks - large amount of money
Megahunk - very attractive male
-meister - (suffix) used with a colloquialising force to create
nicknames (sometimes prefaced by "the"): "readermeisters" (the
readers); "Brucie-meister" (Bruce) (from German "Meister" -
master, leader, chief)
Mellow - relax; chill out
Melon - 1. head; 2. stupid person; fool
Melonhead - fool; idiot
Melt - swoon in response to someone else's sheer attractiveness
Member - penis
Men in white coats, the - fictitious employees of a mental asylum who
come and take people away to be institutionalised, used to imply that a
person is acting strangely
Mental - 1. driven to distraction; acting crazy: "He'll go mental
when he finds out"; 2. extremely drunk; 3. (especially amongst
children) stupid person
Mental attack - occasion in which one gets extremely angry or starts
acting very oddly
Merc - Mercedes-Benz motor car
Merchant - (usually preceded by a defining term) person noted or
notorious for the specified aspect of their behaviour: "panic
merchant"; "standover merchant"
Merchant banker - wanker (rhyming slang)
Merrie monk / Merry monk - (obsolete) sum of 500 pounds; £500
Metal - heavy metal music: "70s metal still rules"
Metalhead - fan of heavy metal music
Meth - methedrine

Metho - methylated spirit; drinker of methylated spirit
Meths - methylated spirits
Mexican - person from south of the (Queensland) border; someone from
the State of Victoria; someone who lives in the state of New South
Wales (by Queenslanders)
Mexican stand-off - situation in which two opponents threaten each
other equally and thus are at an impasse
Mick - 1. female genitalia (apparently from the male name Mick,
Mickey); 2. Roman Catholic (especially of Irish extraction); 3.
Irishman or woman
Mickey / Mickie / Micky - 1. female genitalia (apparently from the
male name Mick, Mickey); 2. young, wild bull
Mick Jagger - lager, beer
Mickey Finn / Mickie Finn / Micky Finn - 1. drink, usually alcoholic,
which has been surreptitiously laced so as to cause to fall asleep, to
discomfort or in some way to incapacitate the person who drinks it; 2.
(obsolete) sum of five pounds; £5
Mickey juice / Mickie juice / Micky juice - vaginal secretions produced
during sexual arousal
Mickey Mouse / Mickie Mouse / Micky Mouse - 1. grouse; 2. good-oh
(great), excellent, splendid (rhyming slang for "grouse"). Beware
though - in some parts of Australia it means inconsequential, frivolous
or not very good! 3. cheap and not always reliable, as a piece of
machinery, watch, etc. (probably from the cheap toy goods sold with
merchandising of the Walt Disney cartoon character Mickey Mouse)
Mickey muncher / Mickie muncher / Micky muncher - (crass) one who
practises cunnilingus
Mickey Spillane / Mickie Spillane / Micky Spillane - game
Microdot - type of LSD trip
Middie / Middy - 1. (NSW) 10 ounce (285 ml) size glass, primarily
used for serving beer; 2. serving of this amount of beer; 3. (WA) 7
ounce (207 ml) size glass, primarily used for serving beer; 4. serving
of this amount of beer (so called because it is midway between a glass
and a schooner)
Mif - annoy; offend
Miffie / Miffy - easily upset
Mift -
annoyed; offended
Mil - liquid volume, millilitre(s)
Mild and meek / Mild 'n' meek - cheek (rhyming slang)
Mile-high club - supposed club of which the members have all had sexual
intercourse in an aeroplane in flight
Miler - (horseracing) racehorse good at running races of a mile's
length or thereabouts
Milk - 1. steal petrol by siphoning it off; 2. obtain something bit
by bit; siphon off; 3. attempt to draw something out; try and get a bit
more out of something: "to milk a joke for more laughs"


Milk bar - corner shop that sells takeaway food
Milk moustache - residue of milk left on hairs above the lips after
drinking milk
Milk shake - shake
Milk smb. dry - cause a person to spend all their money
Milkie / Milky - white marble, usually with swirls of another colour
Milko - milkman
Mimsey - twee; coy
Min Min / Min-Min - mysterious lights at night in the outback
Min Min lights / Min-Min lights - unexplained lights people claim to
have seen in the outback

Mince - ground beef or meat, finely chopped meat used for
making rissoles
Mince pie(s) - eye(s) (rhyming slang)
Mind-fuck - (offensive) brainwashing
Mind one's own bizzo / Mind your own bizzo - mind your own business
Mine jute still scold zephyr - (Strain) mind you, it's still as
cold as ever
Mingie / Mingy - mean and stingy
Minnie Mouse / Minny Mouse - house (rhyming slang)
Minute man - (derogatory) man who, in intercourse, ejaculates after a
very short time
Misbehave - shave
Miserie guts / Misery guts / Miseryguts - constant complainer
Miss gem - correct method of addressing a person chairing a meeting
Miss Smartie Pants / Miss Smarty Pants - (derogatory) smug know-all;
show-off
Missie / Missy - young girl, especially a pert or rude one
Missus - 1. one's wife; 2. (rural) female owner, or spouse of the
owner, of a country property or station. Usually the wife of the
"Boss", and traditionally having jurisdiction over the affairs
pertaining to the homestead [pronunciation spelling of Mrs]
Mistake - person born from an unplanned pregnancy
Mister Mutch / Mr. Mutch - crutch (rhyming slang)
Mister Smartie Pants / Mister Smarty Pants / Mr. Smartie Pants / Mr.
Smarty Pants - (derogatory) smug know-all; show-off
Mitt - hand (variant of "mitten")
Mix - 1. (of a deejay) create a medley of different dance tunes; work
the decks; beatmix; 2. marijuana, especially when mulled up; 3. medley
of dance tunes
Mix it - fight vigorously, as with the fists
Mix-up - fight
Mizzle - 1. (of rain) drizzle; 2. (older slang) depart; leave; 3.
drizzling rain
Mizzle off - (older slang) depart; leave
Mo - 1. moment; 2. moustache

Mob - 1. any assemblage or aggregation of persons, animals, or
things; crowd; 2. group of people, as friends, not necessarily large:
"We'll invite the mob over for Saturday night"; 3. family or herd
of kangaroos
Mob of (o') monkeys would piss more than this - a guide to how much
rain is coming down

Mobile - ready to leave immediately
Mod - 1. (originally) member of the mod sub-culture, an early 1960s,
primarily British, sub-culture, which was influenced by the modernist
movement in dress and music. Stylistically characterised by neat, clean
design, and black and white colour use. Seen as a diametrical opposite
to the contemporaneous "rocker"; 2. young person of later decades
espousing similar dress, music taste, etc.
Mod cons - (pl. n.) modern conveniences, especially household
appliances
Modette - female of a mod revival subculture
Mods - (pl. n.) (motoring) modifications, as made to a standard
engine, etc.
Moff - (rural) any animal, as a kangaroo, born a hermaphrodite
(shortening from "morphodite", from "hermaphrodite"; cf. South
African slang "moffie" - a male homosexual)
Mog - cat (possibly variant of Maggie, pet form of Margaret)
Moggie / Moggy - cat (possibly variant of Maggie, pet form of Margaret)
Moi - (used jocularly to represent affectation) me (French)
Moistie / Moisty - (crass) nubile young female
Mojo - magical power; one's essential coolness: "I've gotta get my
mojo back, man" (popularised by Mike Myers' "Austen Powers"
movies; originally US black English, and ultimately from an African
language)
Mole - 1. spy; 2. (derogatory) variant spelling of "moll"
Moleskins - (pl.) cotton trousers designed for comfort and minimal
abrasion in the saddle, they have a brushed finish echoing the softness
of moles fur
Moll - 1. girlfriend or mistress, as of a gangster, crook, bikie,
etc; 2. (derogatory) girl or woman, with the imputation that they are
either nasty or ugly, or are overly liberal with their sexuality; 3.
(derogatory) prostitute (from the name Moll, short for Molly, a variant
of Mary)
Moll patrol - (derogatory) scathing term for a group of schoolgirls,
especially as used by other schoolgirls
Mollie Dook / Molly Dook / Mollydook - natural left-hander person
[probably from British dialect "molly" (effeminate man) +
"dook" (hand)]
Mollie dooker / Molly dooker / Mollydooker - natural left-hander
Mollie Maguire / Molly Maguire - fire (rhyming slang)
Mollie the Monk / Molly the Monk - drunk (rhyming slang)
Mollycoddle - pamper; make a fuss over
Mollyduker - left-handed person [probably from British dialect
"molly" (effeminate man) + "dook" (hand)]
Mondayitis - lassitude and general reluctance to work as is often
experienced on Mondays
Money - Monday
Money-kick - pocket, wallet and its contents
Mong - 1. mongrel dog; 2. stupid or annoying person; dork
Monger - food; tucker
Mongo - stupid or annoying person; dork (shortening of
"mongoloid")
Mongrel - 1. mongrel dog; 2. despicable person; 3. something
difficult: "It's a mongrel of a job"
Monicker / Moniker - 1. person's name; nickname; 2. person's
signature [originally British slang (mid-19th C.); probably blend of
"monogram" + "marker"]
Monkey - 1. (obsolete) sum of fifty pounds or five-hundred pounds; 2.
sum of $50 or $500
Monkey business - trickery; underhand dealing
Monkey on one's back, a - any obsession, compulsion, or addiction, seen
as a burden, as a compulsion to work or an addiction to drugs
Monkey suit - dinner suit
Monniker - 1. person's name; nickname; 2. person's signature
[originally British slang (mid-19th C.); probably blend of
"monogram" + "marker"]
Monobrow - person with eyebrow hair between the eyebrows
Monster - 1. harass or hassle; 2. huge; enormous: "monster
headache"; "monster truck"
Month of (o') Sundays - very long time
Monthlies - (pl. n.) woman's menstrual period
Moo - 1. silly woman; 2. stupid person; dork: "Give it here, ya
stupid moo"
Moo juice / Moo-juice - milk
Moo poo - cow manure
Mooch - 1. hang or loiter about; 2. slouch or saunter along (from
Middle English)
Moofo and foofti / Moofo 'n' foofti - (surfing) drink containing
Black Sambuca, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Cherry Vok
Moola / Moolah - money
Moon - 1. wander (about) or gaze idly, dreamily, or listlessly; 2.
display the buttocks publicly, as from out of a car window
Moon tan - 1. pale-skinned person; 2. extremely pale skin
Moonbeam - plate, utensil, etc. which is not used at an evening meal,
and does not need to be washed
Moonface - person with a large round head
Moonie / Moony - public display of the buttocks: "We were horrified
when she flashed a moonie"
Moonlighting - working at a job in addition to one's regular, full-time
employment
Moonshine - 1. smuggled or illicitly distilled liquor; 2. any alcohol
Moosh - 1. mouth; 2. face; 3. prison food, especially porridge
Moot / Moote - (often offensive) female genitals
Mop - hair
Moppet - little girl (from "moppet" = doll)
More chance of (o') a blow job off the pope - (in) no way
More chins than a Chinese phonebook - double or triple chin
More front than Myer's / More front than Myers - pushy person

More of (o') smth. than smb. can poke a stick at / More of (o')
smth. than you can poke a stick at - a lot of something

Moreton Bay, a - gig, fizzgig, informer
Moreton Bay bug - small crab
Moreton Bay fig - gig, informer
Morning glorie / Morning glory - 1. sexual intercourse had upon
awakening in the morning; 2. erection of the penis upon awakening; 3.
(horseracing) horse which performs well in morning track work, but not
in races (from "morning glory" - a climbing plant with delicate
flowers, which are at their peak in the morning)
Morph - 1. alter shape (extracted from "metamorphosis"); 2.
morphine
Moscow - 1. pawnshop; 2. pawn
Mosey - amble; stroll; saunter: "Mosey on down"; "just moseying
along"
Mosh - 1. dance in a mosh pit; 2. crush of moshers in a mosh pit
(probably a variant of "mash" = squash)
Mosh pit - area in front of a stage at a concert where moshing takes
place
Mosher - one who takes part in moshing
Moshing - form of dance, similar to, but less violent than, slam
dancing, in which the crowd is tightly packed together
Mossie / Mossy - mosquito
Mother - 1. the most extreme example of its kind: "the mother of
all wars"; 2. (offensive and derogatory) mother-fucker
Mother and daughter / Mother 'n' daughter - water (rhyming slang)
Mother-fucker - (offensive and derogatory) person or thing which
arouses exasperation, irritation, contempt, etc.
Mother-fucking - (adj., adv.) (offensive) obscene intensifier: "You
mother-fucking arsehole"; "mother-fucking enormous sponge cake"
Mother Machree - tea
Mother's joy / Mothers joy - boy (rhyming slang)
Motor-head - car enthusiast
Motor-mouth - (derogatory) person who talks too much, or talks very
rapidly
Motser - 1. large amount of money, especially a gambling win; 2. bet
a large amount of money: "motser a horse" (probably Yiddish
"matse" = bread; cf. "bread" = money)
Motza / Motzer - 1. large amount of money, especially a gambling win;
2. bet a large amount of money: "motser a horse" (probably Yiddish
"matse" = bread; cf. "bread" = money)
Mouse potato - one addicted to surfing the Internet (blend of
"mouse" + "couch potato")
Move - choice or decision about a course of action: "So you've
decided to forgive him? Bad move!"
Move it, or lose it - warning indicating that one should move whatever
it is they have in the way
Move one's carcass / Move your carcass - move away; get out of the way
Mow the brigalo suckers - shave the beard
Mozzie / Mozzy - mosquito
Mozzle - luck, especially bad luck (Hebrew "mazzal" = luck; which
word also appears in "shemozzle")

Mistress Palmer and ('n') her five (lovelie) daughters / Mistress
Palmer and ('n') her five (lovely) daughters / Mrs Palmer and
('n') her five (lovelie) daughters / Mrs. Palmer and ('n') her
five (lovelie) daughters / Mrs Palmer and ('n') her five (lovely)
daughters / Mrs. Palmer and ('n') her five (lovely) daughters -
metaphor for the hand used in male masturbation

Much chance as pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork - little or no
chance at
Muchlie / Muchly - very much: "ta muchly"
Muck around - play around in a way that others generally don't like
Muck-up day - last day of high school, day of pranks and mischief
Mud and ooze / Mud 'n' ooze - booze (rhyming slang)
Mud pie(s) - eye(s)

Muddie / Muddy - mud crab (a great delicacy)
Mudlark - (horseracing) horse that performs well on wet tracks
Mudrunner - (horseracing) horse that performs well on wet tracks
Muff - 1. vagina or vulva; 2. failure; 3. perform clumsily, or
bungle: "He muffed it"
Muff-diver - (crass) person who practises cunnilingus
Muff-muncher - (crass) person who practises cunnilingus
Mug - 1. face; 2. fool; one who is easily duped; 3. one who is not of
the underground fraternity; 4. victim of a criminal; 5. prostitute's
client; 6. (amongst showies, carnies, etc.) customer; 7. assault and
rob; 8. (older slang) smooch (someone); 9. stupid: "mug copper";
10. friendly insult: "have a go, yer mug"
Mug lair - flashily dressed young man of brash and vulgar behaviour
Mug shot - photograph of a person, usually of the head only, taken in
compliance with an official or legal requirement
Mug up - study hard
Mulga, the - Outback, bush
Mulga wire - unofficial communication, as by word of mouth; bush wire;
bush telegram

Mulger - bush, the country not touched by man
Mull - 1. preparation of
dried leaves, as mint, comfrey, or tobacco, used to mix with marijuana
or hash: "What are we gonna use for mull?"; 2. marijuana or hash
mulled up or prepared for smoking; 3. prepare marijuana or hash for
smoking, often by mixing it with some other substance as tobacco
Mull bowl - small bowl used to mull up marijuana
Mull head - heavy marijuana user
Mull mix - dried herbs for mulling with marijuana, used to soften to
harsh effect of marijuana smoke on the throat
Mull up - prepare marijuana or hash for smoking, often by mixing it
with some other substance as tobacco
Mullet - idiot
Mullet haircut - type of haircut, commonly worn by males, with the hair
short all-over on top, but long at the back
Mullock - anything valueless; nonsense; rubbish
Mullygrubber - (cricket) poorly executed bowl which bounces twice or
more
Mum and Dad / Mum 'n' Dad - mad (rhyming slang)
Mum and Daddo / Mum 'n' Daddo - shadow (rhyming slang)
Mummie's boy / Mummies boy / Mummy's boy - male who is mollycoddled by
his mother
Muncer go - months ago
Munch - (car sales) tyre-kicker who takes a car on a test-drive and
still has no intention of buying
Munchies - 1. anything to eat, especially snacks between meals; 2.
the munchies - 1. craving for food resulting from smoking marijuana; 2.
any craving for food
Munchkin - person who is of small stature (from the Munchkins, the
dwarfish race in "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" (1900), a novel by L
Frank Baum, 1856-1919, American writer)

Mundee - Monday
Munga - food
Munted - totally ruined or wrecked
Murder - 1. uncommonly laborious or difficult task: "Gardening in
the heat is murder"; 2. ruin or wreck: "He absolutely murdered that
song"
Murphie's law / Murphies law / Murphy's law - mock-scientific law which
states: "If something can go wrong, it will go wrong" (apparently
with reference to a Captain E. Murphy of the Wright Field-Aircraft
Laboratory in 1949)
Murrumbidgee whaler - (history) swagman frequenting the Australian
inland rivers, who sustained himself by begging and fishing [from
Murrumbidgee (river in NSW) + "whaler" (person who fishes for
Murray cod)]
Muscle - power: "institutional muscle"; "people muscle"
Muscle car - powerful car with aggressive detailing
Muscle in - force one's way in(to), especially by violent means,
trickery, or in the face of hostility, in order to obtain a share of
something
Muscle man - 1. very strong man; man of unusually impressive and
powerful physique; 2. man who regularly uses violence, or the threat of
violence, to further the interests of his employer or himself
Muscle Marie / Muscle Mary - strong, masculine male homosexual
Muscle on - force one's way in(to), especially by violent means,
trickery, or in the face of hostility, in order to obtain a share of
something
Mush - prison food, especially porridge
Mushie / Mushy - mushroom
Mushroom - (jocular) person who is deliberately kept ignorant and
misinformed (because, like a mushroom, "they are kept in the dark and
fed on shit")
Muso - musician
Muspie summer stike / Muspy summer stike - (Strine) must be some
mistake
Muss up - make a mess of: "hair all mussed up"
Muster - round up sheep or cattle
Mute - very drunk
Muthafucka - (offensive and derogatory) person or thing which arouses
exasperation, irritation, contempt, etc. [representing US Black English
pronunciation]

Mutt - 1. dog that is a biter; 2. simpleton; stupid person
(originally US slang (1900s); shortening of earlier "mutton-head" -
blockhead, dullard]
Mutt and Jeff / Mutt 'n' Jeff - deaf (rhyming slang)
Mutton - penis
Mutton done up as lamb - something made out to be better than it really
is
Mutton dressed up as lamb - something made out to be better than it
really is
My bloodie oath! / My bloody oath! - that's certainly true
My colonial oath - statement of emphatic agreement
My oath - that's certainly true

Mysterie bag / Mystery bag - 1, sausage; 2. meat pie (never know what
the butcher put in it)
Myte - mate
Myxie / Myxo / Myxy - highly infectious viral disease of rabbits,
artificially introduced into Britain and Australia to reduce the rabbit
population; myxomatosis

N
n' / 'n / 'n' - and

Nack - annoy; exhaust
Nackered - absolutely exhausted, very tired
Nada - nothing: "Best of all it's free, zip, zero, nada" (Spanish)
Nads - (pl. n.) testicles (shortened from "gonads")
Naff - 1. inferior; 2. tasteless; 3. ridiculous; 4. useless (cf.
northern British dialect "naffhead", "naffin" = fool)
Naff off - go away
Nail - 1. secure by prompt action; catch or seize; 2. catch (a
person) in some difficulty, a lie, etc.; 3. kill; 4. (of a male) have
sexual intercourse with; 5. perform an action or do something perfectly
and confidently
Nail-biter - exciting game or match with a close finish: "The grand
final was a real nail-biter"
Nails and screws / Nails 'n' screws - news (rhyming slang)
Nair fradder pennie / Nair fradder penny - (Strine) never had a penny
Nali - cigarette
Named after - named for; call someone the same name
Nana - banana
Nancie / Nancy - 1. effeminate man; 2. male homosexual
Nancie boy / Nancy boy - 1. effeminate man; 2. male homosexual
Nannie goat / Nanny goat - tote (rhyming slang)
Nanosecond - very brief period of time: "With you in a nanosecond"
Napper tandie / Napper tandy - shandy (beer and lemonade)
Nappie / Nappy- diaper
Narc - police officer from the narcotics squad [from "narc(otics
squad)"]
Nark - 1. whinger, wowser, spoil-sport; 2. informer; a spy,
especially for the police; 3. irritate; annoy; 4. thwart; upset
someone's plans; 5. act as an informer (from British underworld slang,
originally meaning "to watch", from Romany "nak" = nose)
Narked - annoyed

Narkie / Narky - short tempered
Narlie / Narly - excellent; terrific: "narly surf"
Nasho - 1. National Service (compulsory military service); 2. one who
has been called up for national service
Nastie / Nasty - pastie
Natch - naturally
National game, the - 1. two-up; 2. Australian Rules football
Nats - (pl. n.) members of the National Party or the National Party
collectively
Natural foot - surfer who rides with the left foot in front of the
right
Naughtie / Naughty - sexual intercourse
Naw Shaw - 1. district of suburban Sinny, extending from Klahra to
Waitara; 2. dialect of Strine, very closely related to the dialects
spoken at Trairk, Sath Yeah, Pym Piper, and Rare Dill in Kairmbra.
Nazi - anyone with dogmatic prejudices, and/or dictatorial manners
Nazi spie / Nazi spy - meat pie (rhyming slang)
NBG - no bloody good
Near and far / Near 'n' far - bar (rhyming slang)

Neato - excellent
Nebbie / Nebby - nembutal (a form of sleeping pill)
Nebraska - toilet
Neck - 1. kiss, cuddle and pet, especially while seated; 2.
(criminal) rob a person by seizing them about the neck
Neck oneself - 1. hang oneself; 2. be the cause of one's own
misfortune or downfall
Necking - act of kissing, cuddling and petting, especially while seated
Ned Kellie / Ned Kelly - 1. belly; 2. notorious artists' model. Also
thought to have been a bushranger [Edward Ned Kelly was a bushranger,
or outlaw who gained notoriety last century with his gang "The Kelly
Gang". They were responsible for many holdups of travellers. His
"trademark" was an iron helmet and
breastplate which he fashioned from an old plough late in his "career".
He was finally captured in a bloody shootout at a place called
Glenrowan, where the gang was besieged by troopers. It looks like the
gang was all killed, except for Kelly who stood off the troopers in his
armour until his wounds overcame him. He was promptly hung a short
time later, in Melbourne Gaol in 1880; his last words being "Such is
life". He attained the fame in Australia that outlaws in America
similarly received. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. - P.III. -
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part3/)]

Neddie / Neddy - horse, racing horse
Need one's head read - (jocular) be insane
Need to go - want to go to the toilet

Need to take a cut lunch (and a water-bottle) / Need to take a cut
lunch ('n' a water-bottle) - have a long trip ahead (of smb.)

Needed as a back pocket in a t-shirt / Needed as a back pocket in a
tshirt - not useful
Neffereffer - never: "He neffereffer rurdafit"
Neffereffereven - never: "The referee neffereffereven nurda
wordavit"
Neg - film negative
Neg driving - offence of negligent driving
Nellie / Nelly - cheap red wine
Nellie Bligh / Nelly Bligh - 1. fly; 2. eye; 3. (meat) pie; 4. lie;
5. tie (rhyming slang)
Nellie Bly / Nelly Bly - 1. fly; 2. eye; 3. (meat) pie; 4. lie; 5.
tie (rhyming slang)
Nellie Kellie / Nelly Kelly - belly
Nellie McGuire / Nelly McGuire - fire
Nelson (Riddle) - piddle (rhyming slang)
Nelson's number / Nelsons number - cricket score of 111; thought by the
English to be unlucky (because after his injuries Lord Nelson retained
1 arm, 1 leg, and 1 eye)
Ner - exclamation of ridicule, suggesting that what has just been said
or done was stupid
Nerd(-burger) - idiot; fool [perhaps from the name of a character in
Dr. Seuss's "If I Ran the Zoo" (1950)]
Nerve sprike tan - mental collapse due to conflict, anxiety, etc.:
"He never let sarp, marm. He'll ever nerve sprike tan the waze
goane"
Net, the / 'Net, the - the Internet
Net chick - woman who uses the net
Netiquette - etiquette of good and bad behaviour on the Internet
Netizen - person who uses the Internet, especially one well-versed in
the culture and etiquette of the Internet
Netsex - role-playing of engaging in sexual activities via the Internet
Netsurfing - exploring the Internet
Never better - letter
Never Never, the / Never-Never, the - 1. Outback, centre of
Australia; 2. remote isolated region of the outback, bush; 3. mythical
place in the outback; 4. hire-purchase system: "on the never-never"

Neville - unpopular person; nerd

New Australian - migrant to Australia
New chum - 1. novice; one inexperienced in some field: "new chum on
the job"; 2. (history) newly transported convict; 3. newly arrived
British immigrant
Newbie / Newby - new-comer to the Internet; one who is using the
Internet but is not versed in its workings
Newsagent - news-stand, shop where one buys newspapers, books and
magazines
Newshound - newspaper reporter
NFI - no fucking idea
Niagara Falls - (pl. n.) testicles (rhyming slang for "balls")
Niagaras - (pl. n.) testicles
Nibblies - (pl. n.) food for nibbling on; snacks
Nice try, but no banana - phrase indicating that someone has made a
good, but nevertheless incorrect, guess
Nice try, but no cigar - phrase indicating that someone has made a
good, but nevertheless incorrect, guess
Nick - 1. name; 2. shape; 3. condition; 4. prison; 5. capture or
arrest; 6. steal
Nick off - go now; get lost
Nick out - go out for a short period

Nickers - female underpants
Niftie / Nifty - smart; stylish; fine: "nifty little car"
(originally theatrical slang)
Nig - (racist) Negro (short for "nigger")
Nig-nog - (racist) Negro or other black person
Nigel (No-Friends) - unpopular person
Nigger - (racist) 1. Negro; 2. Australian Aborigine; 3. member of any
dark-skinned race. By extreme white racists extended to include
Indians, Arabs, Mediterraneans, etc.; 4. denoting or pertaining to a
Negro or dark-skinned person
Nigger in the woodpile - hidden snag
Nigger-lover - (racist) person who accepts Aborigines, Negros, and
dark-skinned people generally; non-racist

Nigglie / niggly - angry; bad tempered
Night is (still) a pup, the - it is (still) early in the night
Nightwatchman - (cricket) low order batsman, who is sent in to bat
late in the afternoon when the batting-side captain wishes to preserve
the better batsmen for the next day's play
Niken - than I can: "I got a split nair dyke. Smor niken bear"
Nimbie / nimby - 1. person who protests against having necessary
developments such as new prisons, hospitals, airports, military
installations, homes for the disabled, etc., in the vicinity of their
own home, although they would support such development if they were
located elsewhere; 2. such a development (acronym from the phrase
"not in my back yard")
Nine(r) - nine gallon keg of beer
Nineteenth hole, the / 19th hole, the - bar in a golf clubhouse
Ning-nong - simpleton
Nip - (racist) Japanese person, especially a Japanese soldier (short
for "Nipponese")
Nipper - 1. small child; kid; 2. junior lifesaver; 3. (Building
Trades) one employed on a construction site to do small odd jobs, as
make tea, buy lunch, etc.
Nippie / nippy - 1. cold; 2. nimble; active
Nit - 1. simpleton; 2. (older slang) word used to warn people engaged
in some illegal activity that the police are coming
Nit-keeper - (older slang) person who keeps watch for authorities
while illegal activities are taking place; lookout
Nittie-grittie / Nitty-gritty - 1. hard core of a matter: "Let's
get down to the nitty-gritty"; 2. sexual intercourse, especially hot,
horny love-making
Nitwit - slow-witted or foolish person
Nix - 1. nothing; 2. no (German, variant of "nichts" = nothing)
No beg pardons - no time for pleasantries or niceties; no pussyfooting
around
No David Murrays - no problems; no worries (rhyming slang; from
"David Murray's" - a well-known furniture store in Adelaide, SA)
No dice - 1. of no use; 2. unsuccessful; 3. out of luck
No drama! - expression of confidence that everything will go well; no
worries!
No end - very much; greatly: "The news of the lottery win thrilled
them no end"
No flies on (smb.) - 1. (someone) is not easily tricked; 2.
(obsolete) honest
No good to gundie / No good to gundy - unsatisfactory; broken; beyond
repair; ruined; worthless
No-hoper - 1. somebody who'll never do well; someone who is hopeless;
2. unpromising animal, as a second-rate racehorse, greyhound, etc.
No kidding - seriously
No more Mr Nice Guy / No more Mr. Nice Guy - no more acting nicely,
being kind, generous, etc.
No more sense than a native bear, and not half as good-looking / No
more sense than a native bear, 'n' not half as good-lookin' -
dumb

No-neck - muscular, stupid man
No-no - something not to be done on any account: "In this house
smoking is a no-no"
No-nuts - effeminate male; wimp; wuss (i.e. a male lacking nuts, in the
sense of "courage")
No picnic - (of an event, chore, etc.) difficult or unpleasant, despite
not being considered so by many: "Branding cattle is no picnic"
No problemo / No problems / No probs - conventional way of maintaining
that there is nothing at all to worry about, everything is in hand and
under control
No risk! - exclamation of reassurance or approval
No shortage of (o') oscar - be flush with money
No-show - instance of not turning up for an appointment
No show without Punch - 1. phrase used to lament that a party, or
other social event, was not very good because the most important guest
was not present; 2. phrase used to suggest wryly that a particular
person is always the centre of attention at social events (from Punch -
the chief character in the puppet show "Punch and Judy")
No siree - no indeed (variant of the word "sir")

No sweat - no worries; it's no
problem!
No way - not at all; never
No way José - expression of denial or negation
No worries! - 1. expression of forgiveness or reassurance ("No
problem"; "Forget about it"; "I can do it"; "Yes, I'll do
it"); 2. everything will be fine!
No wucker's / No wuckers - polite shortened form of the spoonerism
"no wucking furries" (i.e. no fucking worries)
No wucking furries - expression of confidence that all will go well
No wucks - expression of confidence that all will go well

Noah / Noahs - shark

Noah's ark / Noahs ark - shark (rhyming slang)
Nob - 1. head; 2. head of the penis; 3. annoying, socially rejected
person; dickhead: "He sat there by himself, looking like a real
nob" (variant of "knob"); 4. member of a social elite (in
Scottish "nab", "knabb")
Nob-end - 1. head of the penis; 2. annoying, socially rejected person;
dickhead: "He sat there by himself, looking like a real nob"
(variant of "knob")
Nob-sucker - (offensive and derogatory) annoying, despicable, horrible
person
Nobbie / nobby - rough nodule of opal covered with dirt
Nobble - disable (a racehorse), as by drugging it

Nocker - woman's breast
Nod, the - 1. approval or permission; 2. unofficial assurance of a
job, position, etc.
Nod bet - bet taken on credit
Nod one's head - (prison) 1. plead guilty; 2. accept blame or
responsibility for something
Noddle - head
Nog - (racist) coloured person, especially a Vietnamese


Noggin - head, brains
Nogoodnik - bad person (from the phrase "no good" + "-nik",
Russian name element)
Nointer - (Tasmania) mischievous child; brat (from British dialect: a
mischievous fellow, from "anointer", presumably meaning "one who
needs anointing", from obsolete "anoint" - to chastise, thrash,
i.e. to consecrate by beating)
Noise off - speak loudly
Noisie as a dunnie door in a storm / Noisy as a dunny door in a storm
- being rather noisy for a long time
Nollie / nolly - (skateboarding) manoeuvre similar to an ollie but
off the nose of the board, rather than the tail (blend of "nose" +
"ollie")
Non-scene - (of a homosexual) not partaking or involved in the public
homosexual world, such as frequenting gay bars, etc.
Non-starter - something which has no chance of success, as an idea that
is discounted as inherently impracticable

Nong - idiot
Nonnie / nonny - (obsolete) act of sexual intercourse
Noodle - silly, stupid person
Noogie / noogy - harsh and painful rubbing of the knuckles across
someone's head, especially used by children as a form of punishment or
bullying
Nookie / nooky - sexual intercourse or foreplay
Noong - idiot
Nope - emphatic form of "no"
Norg - woman's breast
Nork - woman's breast
Norm - average citizen viewed as a non-participant in any kind of
physical exercise while addicted to watching spectator sports on
television (from the name Norm ("the normal man") of the cartoon
character devised for the "Life. Be in it" promotion campaign)
North and South / North 'n' South - mouth (rhyming slang)
North Island - Mainland Australia, according to someone in Tasmania
North Shore Holden - (Sydney slang) Volvo car
North Sydney - kidney (rhyming slang)
Northern summer - summer in the Northern Hemisphere
Nose for - 1. ability to search out or locate; 2. propensity
Nose job - cosmetic surgery done to the nose
Nose rag - handkerchief
Nose tone - (Strine) no stone
Nosey parker / Nosie parker / Nosy parker - person who continually
pries; meddler; stickybeak
Nosh - 1. eat; have a snack or a meal; 2. anything eaten, especially
a snack (Yiddish)
Nosh-up - meal
Nosherie / Noshery - eating house, restaurant or café
Not - used after a sentence to negate the previous statement: "That's
a nice shirt. Not!"
Not a bad sort - not an ugly person; not an unfriendly, unkind or
horrible person
Not a sausage - absolutely nothing (perhaps from rhyming slang
"sausage and mash" - cash)
Not a worrie! / Not a worry! - expression of confidence that everything
will go well
Not all the lights are on in the top floor - not very intelligent
Not backward in coming forward
- be pushy about doing something, eager to do something
Not bad - 1. pretty good; fair; acceptable: "He's a good fighter,
not bad for a monk"; 2. very good, even excellent: "You just won
$500? Not bad, eh?"
Not for quids - never; for no inducement at all
Not give a (flying) fuck - not to care at all
Not half - 1. not really; not at all: "His first poems were not
half bad"; 2. certainly! indeed!
Not much chop - not very good, one couldn't recommend it
Not on - not a possibility; not allowable: "To buy a car now is just
not on"
Not on your life - absolutely not
Not on your nellie! / Not on your nelly! - absolutely not!
Not since JC played full-back for the Arabs - long time ago
Not the full quid - not bright
intellectual, short on brains
Not the full two bob - weak of intellect
Not to be able to care less - have no care or concern
Not to be able to last a round in a revolving door - be very weak
Not to be able to lie straight in bed - be a dishonest person, liar

Not to be able to organise a piss-up in a brewerie / Not to be able to
organise a piss-up in a brewery - be useless

Not to be (an occupation's) bootlace / Not to be (an occupations)
bootlace - be no good at (an occupation): "You're not a jockey's
bootlace"
Not to be dead for quids - expression of full happiness and well-being
Not to care a cuss - not to care at all [originally US slang (18th C.);
representing a US pronunciation of "curse"]
Not to care a rat's arse / Not to care a rats arse - not to care at all
Not to care a tinker's cuss / Not to care a tinkers cuss - not to care
at all [originally US slang (18th C.); representing a US pronunciation
of "curse"]
Not to do bugger all - do absolutely nothing
Not to end up in a picnic - not be in an awkward situation
Not to get a brass razoo - be
very poor
Not to give a rat's arse / Not to give a rats arse - not to care at all

Not to give a stuff - not care about smth.
Not to give a toss - be unconcerned; not care
Not to give a twopennie dump / Not to give a twopenny dump - not to
care
Not to have a brass razoo - be very poor; have no money at all
Not to have a cracker - be without money
Not to have all oars in the water - not to have full intelligence; be
stupid or moronic
Not to have both oars in the water - not to have full intelligence; be
stupid or moronic
Not to have cow - not to get unduly upset [originally US slang
(1960s); currently popularised by the television show "The
Simpsons"]
Not to have got a brass razoo - be very poor; have no money at all
Not to have the foggiest - not to have the least idea

Not to have this much fun since Grannie got her tits caught in the
wringer / Not to have this much fun since Granny got her tits caught in
the wringer - have a lot of fun

Not to kid - seriously
Not to know Christmas from Bourke Street - be a bit slow in the head.
(Bourke Street is a brightly lit Melbourne street)
Not to know if it is Pitt Street or Christmas / Not to know if it's
Pitt Street or Christmas - be confused (a country bloke confused at all
the lights of Sydney's Pitt Street)
Not to know one's arse from one's elbow - be an idiot
Not to know shit - know nothing
Not to know (smb.) from Adam - not to know (someone) at all
Not to know the bloke from a bar of (o') soap - be a stranger

Not to laugh this much since Grannie got her tits caught in the wringer
/ Not to laugh this much since Granny got her tits caught in the
wringer - expression of pleasure
Not to matter a twopennie damn / Not to matter a twopenny damn - not to
be worth any consideration
Not to piss in one's pocket - not tell one's troubles that
another person is not interested in

Not until the other shoe drops -
some more time that is needed to do or decide smth. Not within
cooee - (figuratively) 1. long way away, far off: "England weren't
within cooee of beating Australia at cricket"; 2. far from achieving
a given goal: "He is not within cooee of finishing the job by
Friday"
Not worth a (brass) razoo - not even worth a penny
Not worth a cracker - (something) of little worth
Not worth a crumpet - worthless
Not worth a hill of (o') beans - of low value
Not worth a pinch of (o') shit - completely worthless
Not worth a row of (o') beans - of low value
Not worth a whoop - not worth a thing; utterly valueless
Not worth two bob - insignificant
Nothing doing - exclamation indicating refusal
Nothing in it - (in a competitive situation) no difference in
performance, abilities, etc., between the contestants
Nothing out of (o') the box - not remarkable; mediocre
Nothing to write home about - not remarkable; unexciting; all right
Noughties - (pl. n.) the first decade of the new millennium
(2000-2009 inclusive)
Now - very fashionable, trendy: "very now dress"
Nozzle - nose
NRG / nrg - type of fast beat dance music; Euro-dance
Nubile - young, attractive female
Nude nut - bald head, or very short haircut
Nudge - indulgence: "I've been giving the drink a nudge"
Nudge-nudge, wink-wink - expression suggesting an innuendo, especially
in relation to sexual activities (from a Monty Python sketch)
Nudge the turps - drink alcohol to excess
Nug / Nugg - woman's breast
Nugget - 1. testicle; 2. short muscular man or animal; 3. hard knob
of faeces; 4. apply any shoe polish and buff the footware to shiny
clean
Nuggetie / Nuggety - (of a person) solidly built; stocky
Nuh - no
Nuke - 1. nuclear device; 2. destroy utterly by, or as if by, a
nuclear bomb; 3. cook in a microwave oven
Nulla Nulla / Nulla-nulla - wooden club used by Aborigines (made from
very heavy and hard wood called Blackbut)
Nullabat - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal words
are modified by adding into each syllable the sounds "ullab"; thus
"hug" becomes "hullabug"; "You are a pig" becomes
"Yullaboo ullabar ullaba pillabig"
Num-num(s) - tasty food
Numb butter - nothing but a ...; only: "They're numb butter buncher
drongoes"
Number - 1. article of clothing: "Her new dress is a cute little
number"; 2. attractive woman: "That blonde number who lives out of
town"; 3. theatrical piece; routine; 4. song; 5. meal: "nice pesto
number"
Number one - 1. urination; 2. (navy) the first officer
Number ones - urination
Number two / Number twos - defecation
Numbnuts - ineffectual man (i.e. a male with numb nuts, here
representing "courage", "masculinity")
Numbskull - dull-witted person; dunce; dolt
Numbwun hip ride - any tune of popular radio music played more than
twice
Numero uno - 1. oneself; 2. leader or most important person in any
situation (Italian: number one)
Numskull - dull-witted person; dunce; dolt
Nun - rabbit (rhyming slang for "nun habit")
Nun habit - rabbit (rhyming slang)
Nup - no
Nurd(-burger) - idiot; fool
Nut - 1. foolish or eccentric person; 2. insane person; 3. testicle;
4. enthusiast; 5. head; 6. headbutt
Nut and bolt / Nut 'n' bolt - bolt-leave in a hurry
Nut case - foolish or eccentric person
Nut chokers - men's underwear
Nut ducker - person who pretends not to see you in the street
Nut factorie / Nut factory - precisely or exactly what you want
Nut out - think out; solve (a problem, a plan of action, etc.)
Nuthouse - mental hospital
Nuts - (pl. n.) 1. testicles; 2. expression of defiance, disgust,
etc.: "Nuts to you!"; 3. crazy; insane
Nuts on - precisely or exactly what you want; overwhelmingly attracted
to
Nuts over - precisely or exactly what you want; overwhelmingly
attracted to: "I'm nuts over her"
Nutso - crazy; mad
Nutter - crazy or foolish person
Nuttie / Nutty - silly or stupid; crazy
Nuttie as a fruitcake / Nutty as a fruitcake - foolish; very eccentric;
completely mad
Nyet - no (from Russian)
Nympho - (derogatory) promiscuous woman; often used disparagingly of a
woman who is not really promiscuous but whose sexual aggression
frightens a man (from "nymphomaniac")

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mondo
2005-11-20 06:37:31 UTC
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Post by The Other Guy
Sorry to rain on your parade there Wally,
but alot of those 'slangs' came from Britain.
I group the English accents into three main categories.



North American
Canadians
White English Speaking Americans



England
UK
Australia
South Africa



Black
African Americans
Caribbean Accents





mondo
Post by The Other Guy
Sorry to rain on your parade there Wally, but alot of those 'slangs' came from Britain.
I know, because I grew up with them too. I grew up in a region where the first Western
Europeans landed in North America (excluding the Vikings of course).
[ For the record, Columbus was not a Western European. He was actually Italian.]
:-(]
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A bad lot - bad, reprehensible, or evil person
A Bex, a cuppa and a (good) lie down - stock formula used to describe a
once popular method of relaxation (from "Bex", a brand of pain
killer)
A big deal - important event; serious matter
A bit - modest sum of money: "Reg had a bit on the winner of the last
race; Ann was left a bit when her grandmother died"
A bit gone - mad; silly; insane
A bit more choke and ('n') smb. would have started - statement to
somebody who has just farted loudly in public
A bit much - excessive or rude behavior
A bit of (o') a brothel - mess
A bit of (o') a picnic for a while (for the team) - (sport)
unpleasant experience, troublesome accident, bad trot
A bit of (o') all right - something or someone that is more than all
right: lovely, eliciting admiration, beautiful even
A bit of (o') currie / A bit of (o') curry - hard time
A bit of (o') fluff - (demeaning term for) woman, especially one who
is superficially attractive
A bit of (o') how's your father - sexual intercourse
A bit of (o') skirt - (offensive) woman who a male is only interested
in for sexual purposes
A bit of (o') smooey / A bit of (o') smooy - sexual intercourse with
a woman
A bit of (o') understatement here - something or someone that is more
than all right: lovely, eliciting admiration, beautiful even
A bit on the nose - smelly
A bit on the side - sexual relations outside of a marriage or
monogamous relationship
A bit rough - unfair or unjust
A bite short of (o') a bickie (bicky) / A bite short of (o') a bikkie
(bikky) - not very intelligent
A certain odd the field - call used by bookmakers in order to drum up
business, meaning that the favourite is offered at the odds called out
and all other horses are at better odds: "Six to four the field!"
A cup of (o') tea, a Bex, and a good lie down - stock formula used to
describe a once popular method of relaxation
A fair cop - 1. just sentence; 2. discovery of a wrongdoer in the act
or with their guilt apparent
A feed, a frostie and ('n') a feature / A feed, a frosty and ('n')
a feature - food, beer and sex
A few alps short of (o') a range - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person
A few bangers short of (o') a barbie / A few bangers short of (o') a
barby - stock phrases used to describe a stupid person
A few bites short of (o') a bickie (bicky) / A few bites short of
(o') a bikkie (bikky) - not very intelligent
A few bites short of (o') a biscuit - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person
A few bricks short of (o') a load - stock phrases used to describe a
stupid person
A few cents short of (o') a dollar - not everything is in order (with
smb.'s intellect)
A few chops short of (o') a barbie / A few chops short of (o') a
barby - not everything is in order (with smb.'s intellect)
A few crumbs short of (o') a biscuit - neuron impaired
A few dice short of (o') Yahtzee - not very intelligent or mentally
incapable
A few French fries short of (o') a happy meal - not too bright
A few Holdens short of (o') a carpark - stupid
A few sandwiches short of (o') a picnic - stock phrases used to
describe a stupid person
A few snags short of (o') a barbie / A few snags short of (o') a
barby - stock phrases used to describe a stupid person
A few snags short of (o') the barbie / A few snags short of (o') the
barby - idiot
A few stubbies short of (o') a six-pack - stupid
A few tiles short of (o') a roof - slow, not very quick
A few tinnies short of (o') a slab - slow in thinking
A.I.F. - deaf
A lot on the plate - a lot to do
A-OK - very good; functioning correctly
A-okay - very good; functioning correctly
A over T - fall heavily
A pox on (smb. or smth.)! - expression of annoyance directed towards
someone or something: "A pox on panty-hose!"; "A pox on the
Council!"
"tack-a-rama" (something incredibly tacky); b) denoting a superb or
extreme example of a specified thing: "spunk-a-rama" (incredible
spunk)
A rooster one day and a feather duster the next - expression describing
the uncertainty of continued popularity or success
A Tim Tam short of a packet - not having full intelligence; stupid;
moronic (from the propriety name of popular brand of chocolate
biscuits)
A.V.Jennings marriage / A.V.Jennings' marriage / A.V.Jennings's
marriage - one's first marriage (A.V.Jennings is a builder in
Australia specializing in building houses for young married)
A.W.L. - absent without leave
A wake-up (to ) - (n.) 1. fully aware of what is going on; 2. alert;
3. aware of someone's ruse, deceitfulness, hidden agenda, etc.
Abbo / Abo - abbreviation for aborigine (no longer a politically
correct term)
ABC - Chinese person born and raised in Australia (standing for
Australian-Born Chinese; in the US it is similarly used to stand for an
American-Born Chinese)
Abdul - (WWI Military, obsolete) Turkish soldier
Abo - Aborigine; Aboriginal
Abs - (weights) abdominal muscles
Abso-bloodie-lutely / Abso-bloody-lutely - positively; yes
AC/DC - attracted to both males and females as sexual partners;
bisexual
Ac-dc - bisexual
Acca - academic (university-type)
Accident - person born from an unplanned pregnancy: "I was definitely
an accident"
Ace - 1. Excellent! Very good! 2. excellent; first in quality;
outstanding: "The kids think he's ace"; 3. successfully achieve,
complete, etc.: "You aced that exam"
Acid - LSD
Acid head - one who takes LSD
Acid house - type of dance music
Acidic - having an acid house influence (of dance music)
Acker - (n.) academic; pimple (abbreviated from "acne")
Acre(s) - male testicle(s)
Act - pretending to be something you're not
Action - potentially sexually available people: "checking out the
action"
Add fuel to the fire - make a bad situation worse
Add insult to injurie / Add insult to injury - compound a grievance
already committed against someone
Add (smth.) to one's belt - acquire a favourable point
Adios - goodbye
ADO -
accumulated day off
Adrian Quist - pissed (rhyming slang), drunk
Adrian's / Adrians - rhyming slang for drunk. From tennis player's
name Adrian Quist. Quist rhymes with "pissed", hence drunk.
Aerial - (surfing, skating, etc.) controlled manoeurvre in which the
rider and board become airborne
Aerial ping pong / Aerial ping-pong / Aerial pingpong - Australian
Rules football
Aeroplane - airplane
Aesthetically challenged - ugly
Afferbeck lauder - (Strine) alphabetical order
Afghani dark - type of marijuana
After dark - shark
Afternoon delight - sexual intercourse in the afternoon
Aftie - afternoon
Aggers - (adj.) aggressive: "aggers to the max"
Aggro / Agro - 1. aggressive; dominating; 2. aggression; violence; 3.
aggravation; 4. well known puppet
Agot(s) - testicle(s)
Agricultural shot - (cricket) wild slog of the ball, usually over
square leg or mid wicket (so called as it is the sort of shot a farmer
might make)
Ai caramba - exclamation of dismay (Spanish; 19th C. slang, recently
re-popularised by the television show "The Simpsons")
Ai chihuahua - exclamation of surprise
AIF - 1st or 2nd Australian Imperial Forces
Ain't it the truth / Aint it the truth - expression of sympathy and
agreement
"Great air!"; 2. (surfing, skating, etc.) controlled manoeuvre in
which the rider and board become airborne; aerial
Air fridge - 1. mean sum, quantity; 2. ordinary, not extreme: "air
fridge person"; "air fridge man in the street"; 3. average
Air guitar - pretence of playing an imaginary guitar: "alone in his
room playing air guitar"
Air hostess - flight attendant, aerial waitress and lifejacket
demonstrator
Air kiss - formalised kiss in which the cheeks sometimes touch but
never the lips
Air quotes - twitching of the upheld pointer and index fingers of both
hands to mark out a spoken word as a quotation or otherwise distance
oneself from the word
Airhead - empty-headed, scatterbrained or frivolous person
Airp's trek / Airps trek - mon painting, furniture, architecture, etc.
Airpsly fair billis - quite pleasant; mildly enjoyable
Airie-fairie / Airy-fairy - 1. insubstantial, hare-brained, nothing
much, in one's dreams; 2. fancy; 3. vague
Aka - native companion
Akubra -
famed Australian-made felt hat, an essential part of country attire
Al Capone - rhyming slang for telephone
Alco - alcoholic
Alec - simple minded person, dupe
Alf - stupid person
Alibi - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal words
are modified by adding into each syllable the sounds "ullab"; thus
"hug" becomes "hullabug", "You are a pig" becomes "Yullaboo
ullabar ullaba pillabig"
Alice, the - Alice Springs, Central Australia
Alkie / Alko / Alky - alcoholic
All alone like a countrie dunnie / All alone like a country dunny -
without company; alone
All dolled up - dressed in one's best clothes
All ears
- listening attentively
All froth and no beer / All froth 'n' no beer - full of himself
All Greek - (of someone's speech) unintelligible
"She was all over him as soon as he entered the room"
All over (smb.) like a rash - 1. excessively and sycophantically
attentive to (someone); 2. smother (someone) in kisses and cuddles; 3.
feel or fondle (someone)
All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) breakfast - be in
complete confusion and disarray
All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) custard - out of control
All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) knitting - out of
control
All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) lunch box - out of
control
All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) piss - out of control
All over the place like a mad woman's (womans) washing - out of control
All piss and wind / All piss 'n' wind - loquacious, but insincere
loquacious, but insincere
All ponced up - dressed up smartly; spruced up
All pooned up - all dressed up to go out; togged out in one's finest
(clipped form of "poonce")
All prick and ribs like a drover's dog / All prick and ribs, like a
drovers dog / All prick 'n' ribs like a drover's dog / All prick
'n' ribs, like a drovers dog - thin
All shine, no shoes - fake, fraud
All smiles - very happy
All stations - Alsatian (dog)
All the go - something is right with it, popular
Alley - 1. (n.) forte: "It's right up my alley"; 2. two-up school,
run on organised lines and under strict control; 3. (horseracing)
position at the barrier, drawn by a horse for a race: "He went to the
front from a wide alley"; 4) large playing marble
Alley oop / Alleyoop - exclamation of encouragement, exhortation, etc.,
some vigorous action or forceful effort
Alley up - pay up (a debt, etc.)
Alma grey - (obsolete) trey, threepence
Almond rocks - pair of socks (rhyming slang)
Alot - (common spelling error, but also used deliberately as a "cool"
spelling) 1. great deal: "The traffic has eased up and we're cruising
alot faster now"; 2. many; a great number or amount of: "It was alot
of fun"
Alrighty - yes; okay
Also-ran - 1. (horseracing) unplaced horse in a race; 2. nonentity
Alterna - (pref.) alternative; unconventional; not an ordinary or
run-of-the-mill example of: "alternababe", "alternateens",
"alternadom", "alternarock"
Alternative - 1. (of music) different to any of the mainstream genres,
such as that available on indie labels; 2. (of any aspect of popular
culture) not having a mainstream following
Aluminium - useful metal
Always in the shit - always in trouble
Amber - beer
Amber fluid - beer
Amber liquid - beer
Amber nectar
- beer
Ambience - type of electronic dance music
Ambient - of or pertaining to a genre of music designed to induce a
calm mood in the listener; type of electronic dance music
Ambo - ambulance; ambulance officer
Amigo - friend
Ammo - ammunition
Amos and Andie / Amos and Andy / Amos 'n' Andie / Amos 'n' Andy -
brandy
Amp - get excited; become thrilled: "keep amping; totally amped"
Amyl - chemical amyl nitrite, used as a sexual stimulant
Anaesthetist - anesthesiologist
Anal - 1. obsessive; 2. finicky; 3. fussy; 4. having to have
everything in strict order, set up perfectly neatly, etc.: "Don't be
so anal" (from psychoanalytical terminology, relating to an anal
character or the anal stage)
Anal floss - G-strings or other items of skimpy underwear that rides up
the anal cleft
Anal retent - excessively anal person
Anally retentive - excessively meticulous and rigid about minor things
Anchor(s) - brake(s)
Ancient history - information or events of the recent past which are
common knowledge or are no longer relevant: "As far as I'm concerned,
he's ancient history"; finished or gone irrevocably
Andie Capp / Andy Capp - crap; defecate
Andie Maguire / Andy Maguire - fire
Angel gear - (motoring) neutral gear, especially when used to coast
downhill to save fuel
Angel's kiss / angels kiss - piss
Angle of the dangle - pertaining to an erection of the penis
Anglo - (often derogatory) Australian of Anglo-Saxon or Anglo-Celtic
descent
Animal - 1. disgusting person; 2. highly-sexed person; 3. (car sales)
very dirty car
Ankle - despicable person (so-called because "an ankle is three feet
lower than a cunt")
Ankle biter / Ankle-biter / Anklebiter - child, infant
Ankles - (insultingly) three feet lower than a cunt, or the only thing
seen out of the boss's arse; suckup
Annie Louise / Anny Louise - cheese
Another
nail in the coffin - smb. is smoking another cigarette
Ant's pants / Ants pants - 1. height of fashion;
2. high opinion of themselves
Anthem - song or piece of music seen indicative of, or encapsulating
the feelings and ideas of, a particular subculture
Anthemic - (of music) regarded as an anthem
Any old Joe blow - anyone you don't even know, someone you do not know
the name of
Any tic of the clock - very soon
Anyhow mate! - saying used to
change the subject when talking (usually when they bored with what you
are saying)
ANZAC - Australian & New Zealand Army Corps
Anzac - member of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (see
"digger")
Aorta - composite but non-existant Authority which is held responsible
for practically
everything unpleasant in the Strine way of life; personification of the
benevolently paternal welfare State to which all Strines - being
fiercly independant and
individualistic - appeal for help and comfort in moments of frustration
and anguish: "Aorta build another arber bridge"; "An aorta stop half
of these cars
from cummer ninner the city - so a feller can get twirkon time."
APC - quick wash (initialism from the phrase "Arm Pits and Crotch",
punning on the brand name of a former headache powder)
Ape - large, uncouth, boorish man
Ape hangers - (pl. n.) motorcycle or bicycle handlebars so curved that
the handles are above the level of the rider's shoulders
App - application
Apple eater - someone who lives in the state of Tasmania (apple growing
state) Apple Islander - someone from Tasmania
Apple Isle - Tasmania
Apple sauce - horse
Apple tart - (n., v.) fart: "He apple tarted"
Apples - 1. okay, alright; 2. stairs (from rhyming slang "apples and
pears")
Apples and pears - stairs (rhyming slang)
Apricot(s) - testicle(s) (reproductive glands)
Aras - 1. bottle; 2. arse
Are you right? - typical shop assistant's greeting meaning "Can I help
you?"
Arfie-darfie / Arfy-darfy - secret language used by schoolchildren
Argie bargie / Argie-bargie / Argy bargy / Argy-bargy - tedious;
argumentative
Argue the toss - 1. dispute a decision or command; 2. go on arguing
after a dispute has been settled
Aris - 1. bottle; 2. arse
secondary rhyming slang, "bottle and glass" = arse)
Ark Ellerie / Ark Ellery - mon painting, furniture, architecture, etc.
Arkahn's top / Arkahn's top - (Strine) I can't stop
Arm Arm / Arm-arm - child's appeal to his mother for help: "Arm arm,
makim stop"
Arm pit - smth./smb. stinking; terrible
-aroonie - (suffix) used to make colloquial or slang forms of nouns
and adjectives: "It was a buzzaroonie"; "complete stifferoonie";
"Muzzaroonie" (Murry); "smashed it to smitheroonies"
Around like a risole - later
Arp language - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound "arp"; thus
"hug" becomes "harpug"; "You are a pig" becomes "Yarpu arpar
arpa parpig" (see: "arpie-darpie" etc.)
Arpie-darpie / Arpy-darpy - secret language used by schoolchildren in
which normal words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound
"arp"; thus "hug" becomes "harpug"; "You are a pig" becomes
"Yarpu arpar arpa parpig" (see: "alibi", "eggy-peggy", "obo
language", "arfie-darfie", "arple-darple", "arp language",
"kerosene language")
Arple-darple - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the syllable "arple"
(see: "arfie-darfie" etc.)
Arse -1. rump; bottom; buttocks; posterior; 2. despised person; 3.
impudence: "What arse!"; 4. person considered as a sex object: "What
a nice bit of arse!"; 5. good luck
Arse about - 1. in reverse or illogical order: "He did the exercise
completely arse about"; 2. act like a fool; 3. waste time
Arse about face - something is back to front
Arse around - 1. act like a fool; 2. waste time
Arse bandit - male homosexual
Arse end - 1. tail end; 2. base; 3. worst part: "This place is the
arse end of the world"
Arse-licker - 1. self-seeking flatterer; 2. fawning, servile parasite;
3. sycophant
Arse-licking - 1. sycophantic; 2. extremely good: "the most
arse-licking bass you'll ever hear"
Arse over header - varsovienna, dance
Arse over tip - fall over
Arse over tit - upside down; fallen heavily and awkwardly usually in a
forward direction
Arse-sucker - sycophant; arse-licker
Arse up / Arse-up - 1. spoil; 2. cause to fail; 3. wrong side up; 4.
topsy-turvy; 5. incorrect; 6. in a clumsy fashion
Arsehole - 1. anus; 2. despised person, especially a male; person who
is selfish, rude, unkind, etc.; 3. remove a person from a place quickly
and without ceremony; throw someone out; 4. dismiss; sack
Arsehole about - fool around
Arsewipe - despicable person (from US slang "asswipe" - toilet paper)
Arsey / Arsie / Arsy - lucky
Artist -1. fanatical supporter ("bullshit artist"); 2. someone who
does (action) with a certain flair: "dob artist", "fart artist"; 3.
person noted or notorious for a reprehensible aspect of their
behaviour: "booze artist"
Arvie / Arvo - afternoon
As - (conj.) used after an adjective to denote that what is being
described is a superb or extreme example of that thing: "he was as
fickle as"; "this place is hot as"; "I'm tired as"
As awkward as a bull in a china shop - extremely clumsy
As bald as a bandicoot - remarkably bald
As bent as a nine dollar note - gay
As bright as a two-watt bulb - stupid
As buggerie / As buggery - intensifier: "gentle as buggery"; "hot as
buggery"
As busie as a blowie at a barbie / As busy as a blowy at a barby - very
busy or hyperactive
As busie as a cat burying shit / As busy as a cat burying shit - busy
As busie as a one legged bloke in an arse kicking contest / As busy as
a one-legged bloke in an arse-kicking contest - do nothing
As busie as Bourke street in the rush hour / As busy as Bourke street
in the rush hour - very busy (Bourke St. is a main street in Melbourne)
As camp as a row - (of a male) homosexual
As camp as a row of (o') (pink) tents - (of a male) homosexual
As cheap as chips - extremely cheap
As cheap as dirt - extremely cheap
As clear as mud - confusing
As cold as a witch's tit / As cold as a witches tit - extremely cold
As common as a cat in Springvale - rare (alluding to Vietnamese
eating cats)
As common as a dog in Springvale - rare (alluding to Vietnamese eating
dogs)
As common as dog (dog's, dogs) shit - very common
As compassionate as a starving shark - have no sympathy at all
As crissed as a picket - pissed as a cricket
As crook(ed) as a dog - feeling extremely unwell
As crook(ed) as a dog's hind leg / As crook(ed) as a dogs hind leg -
1. feeling extremely unwell; 2. very crooked; not straight
As crook(ed) as a mangie dog / As crook(ed) as a mangy dog - feeling
extremely unwell
As crook(ed) as Rookwood - (very) sick, unwell (from "Rookwood" -
Cemetery in Sydney)
As cross as a frog in a sock - person's hard drive (sounding angry)
As cunning as a dunnie rat / As cunning as a dunny rat - very cunning
As
cunning as a shithouse rat - very cunning and underhanded
As cute as a button - extremely cute [originally an aphetic variant of
"acute" - shrewd, clever; there is quite a distinct semantic
difference between a "cute puppy" and a "cute butt"; the often
quoted "true" or "dictionary" definition of "cute" as "ugly but
interesting" does not exist in any actual dictionary and most probably
originally arose as a joke. (Macquarie Dictionary: Book of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]
As dark as three feet up a cow's arsehole / As dark as three feet up a
cows arsehole - extremely dark
As dead as mutton - 1. undeniably dead; 2. dull; boring
As drunk as a fowl - very drunk
As drunk as a lord - very drunk
As drunk as an earl - very drunk
As drunk as a piss ant / As drunk as a piss-ant / As drunk as a pissant
- very drunk
As drunk as a prince - very drunk
As drunk as a skunk - very drunk
As drunk as a tick - very drunk
As drunk as an earl - very drunk
As drunk as Chloe - very drunk [clearly not derived from the famous
painting of Chloe in Young and Jackson's Hotel, Melbourne, as the
expression appeared many years before the painting was actually painted
Macquarie Dictionary: Book of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]
As drunk as Larrie Dooley / As drunk as Larry Dooley - very drunk
As dry as a bull's (bulls ) bum going up a hill backward - 1. very
thirsty; 2. very dry
As dry as a dead dingo's donger / As dry as a dead dingos donger - 1.
very thirsty; 2. very dry
As dry as a drover's dog / As dry as a drovers dog - 1. very thirsty;
2. very dry
As dry as a fuck with no foreplay - 1. very thirsty; 2. very dry
As dry as a nun's nastie / As dry as a nun's nasty / As dry as a nuns
nastie / As dry as a nuns nasty - 1. needing a drink ; 2. very dry
As dry as a nun's tit / As dry as a nuns tit - 1. needing a drink ; 2.
very dry
As dry as a Pomie's (Pomies) bath mat / As dry as a Pommy's bath mat /
As dry as a Pommie's (Pommies) bath mat / As dry as a Pomy's bath mat
- 1. needing a drink; 2. very dry (based on the canard that Poms bathe
about once a month)
As dry as a Pomie's (Pomies) towel / As dry as a Pommie's (Pommies)
towel / As dry as a Pommy's towel / As dry as a Pomy's towel - 1.
needing a drink ; 2. very dry (based on the canard that Poms bathe
about once a month)
As dry as a witch's tit (in the desert) / As dry as a witches tit (in
the desert) - 1. very thirsty; 2. very dry
As dry as an Arab's fart / As dry as an Arabs fart - 1. very thirsty;
2. very dry
As dull as dishwater - very boring
As fine as a fairie's fart / As fine as a fairies fart / As fine as a
fairy's fart - very delicate
As fit as a buck rat - even fitter than a Mallee bull (meaning sexually
active)
As fit as a Mallee bull - almost invincible; very fit and strong. (The
Mallee is very arid beef country in Victoria/South Australia.)
As flash as a rat with a gold tooth - (of a person) showy or
ostentatious; dressed and groomed nicely
As full as a boot - 1. very drunk; 2. replete with food
As full as a Catholic school - full up
As full as
a fairie's phone book / As full as a fairies phone book / As full as a
fairy's phone book - something that is not at all empty
As full as a familie po / As full as a family po - 1. very drunk; 2.
replete with food; 3. extremely full
As full as a fat ladie's knickers / As full as a fat ladies knickers /
As full as a fat lady's knickers - couldn't have any more food/drink
As full as a fat ladie's socks / As full as a fat ladies socks / As
full as a fat lady's socks - couldn't have any more food/drink
As full as a fat man's undies / As full as a fat mans undies - full up
As full as a goog - full;
drunk or eaten to the excess. ("Goog" is a variation of the northern
English slangword "goggie" meaning an egg.)
As full as a secondary
school hat rack - very drunk
As full as a state school - 1. very drunk; 2. replete with food
As funnie as a fart in a sleeping bag / As funny as a fart in a
sleeping bag - not very funny
As funnie as a fart in a space suit / As funny as a fart in a space
suit - not very funny
As funnie as a fart in an elevator / As funny as a
fart in an elevator - not very funny
As funnie as a hatful of arseholes /
As funny as a hatful of arseholes - very funny (said sarcastically: not
funny at all)
As game as a piss ant / As game as a piss-ant / As game as a pissant -
very daring
As game as Ned Kellie / As game as Ned
Kelly - 1. have a go; 2. very game; courageous; 3. with fighting
spirit; plucky; resolute [Edward Ned Kelly was a bushranger, or outlaw
who gained notoriety last century with his gang "The Kelly Gang". They
were responsible for many holdups of travellers. His "trademark" was
an iron helmet and breastplate which he fashioned from an old plough
late in his "career". He was finally captured in a bloody shootout at
a place called Glenrowan, where the gang was besieged by troopers. It
looks like the gang was all killed, except for Kelly who stood off the
troopers in his armour until his wounds overcame him. He was promptly
hung a short time later, in Melbourne Gaol in 1880; his last words
being "Such is life". He attained the fame in Australia that outlaws
in America similarly received. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. - P.III. -
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part3/)]
As game as Phar Lap - 1. have a go; 2. very game; courageous; 3. with
fighting spirit; plucky; resolute
As good as gold! / As good as gold - great
As good as two blondes put together - not very smart
As handie as mudflaps on a speedboat
/ As handy as mudflaps on a speedboat - not handy at all
As handie as pockets on a singlet / As handy as pockets on a singlet -
useless
As handie as shit on a stick / As handy as shit on a stick - not
much help
As happie as a bastard on father's day / As happie as a bastard on
fathers day / As happy as a bastard on father's day / As happy as a
bastard on fathers day - unhappy, depressed
As happie as a boxing kangaroo in fog / As happy as a boxing kangaroo
in fog - miserable
As happie as a dog with two dicks / As happy as a dog with two dicks -
very happy
As happie as a Larrie / As happy as a Larry - very happy
As happie as a pig in
mud / As happy as a pig in mud - very happy
As happie as a pig in
shit / As happy as a pig in shit - very happy
As happie as Harrie / As happy as Harry - extremely overjoyed
As high as a kite - 1. under the influence of drugs or alcohol; 2. in
exuberant spirits
As honest as the day is long - very honest
As if - used to express complete disbelief or disagreement; in your
dreams: "You're asking me on a date! With you? As if!"
As Irish as Paddie's pigs / As Irish as Paddies pigs / As Irish as
Paddy's pigs - very Irish (familiar variant of Irish Padraig = Patrick)
As keen as mustard - enthusiastic about something
As livelie as a blowfly on a winter's day / As livelie as a blowfly on
a winters day / As lively as a blowfly on a winter's day / As lively as
a blowfly on a winters day - lethargic
As lonelie as a countrie dunnie / As lonelie as a country dunny / As
lonely as a countrie dunnie / As lonely as a country dunny - very
lonely
As long as a month of Sundays - very long time (28 - 31 weeks)
As long as a wet weekend - extremely long
As long as one's arse points to the ground - as long as smb. is up and
running things
As loose as a cock in a sock - very loose
As luckie as a bastard on father's day / As luckie as a bastard on
fathers day / As lucky as a bastard on father's day / As lucky as a
bastard on fathers day - unhappy, depressed
As mad as a baptist in a brothel - really angry
As mad as a cut
snake - furious; very upset; crazy
As mad as a gumtree full of galahs - 1. quite stupid (from the name of
the pink and grey cockatoo, from the Aboriginal language Yuwaalaraay);
2. furious; very upset; crazy
As mad as a meat axe - extremely angry
As mad as a two-bob watch - stupid; idiotic; erratic
As mean as a mysogynist's dick / As mean as a mysogynists dick - 1.
picky or particular; 2. not free with money
As mean as cat's piss / As mean as cats piss - mean, stingy,
uncharitable
As much chance as pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork - little or no
chance at
As needed as a back pocket in a t-shirt / As needed as a back pocket in
a tshirt - not useful
As noisie as a dunnie door in a storm / As noisy as a dunny door in a
storm - being rather noisy for a long time
As nuttie as a fruitcake / As nutty as a fruitcake - foolish; very
eccentric; completely mad
As ol' as the hills / As old as the hills - very old
As pissed as a bastard - extremely drunk
As pissed as a cunt - extremely drunk (Middle English cunte, counte, in
Old Norse kunta, Old Frisian kunte)
As pissed as a fart - too much drunk
As pissed as a newt - drunk
As pissed as a parrot - drunk
As pissed as fortie arseholes / As pissed as forty arseholes -
extremely drunk
As pleased as Punch - delighted; highly pleased
As popular as a mangie dog / As popular as a mangy dog - not popular
As proud as a rat with a gold tooth - very proud
As queer as a concrete parachute - poof or lesbian
As quick as a bumnut through an eggslice - quick
As quick as a door knob - very quick
As quick as a flash - very quick
As quick as a meat axe - very quick
As quick as a mutton chop - very quick
As quick as a rat up a rope - very quick
As quick as a wink - very quick
As quick as greased lightning - very quick
As quick as mercury - very quick
As rare as hen's teeth / As rare as hens teeth - rare
As regular as Christmas - regularly
As reliable as a two-bob watch - watch costing only two bob would not
be very reliable
As rough as a pig's breakfast / As rough as a pigs breakfast
- very rough, crude
As rough as bags - (of a person) extremely rough in either manners or
looks
As rough as bags and twice as nasty / As rough as bag(s) 'n' twice as
nasty - uncouth, rough
As rough as goat's knees / As rough as goats knees / As rough as
goats' knees - very rough, crude
As rough as guts - 1. very rough, crude; 2. extremely uncouth; 3. very
poor standard of workmanship
As rough as mullet - very rough, crude
As safe as houses - completely safe
As scarce as hen's teeth / As scarce as hens teeth / As scarce as
hens' teeth - rare
As scarce as rocking-horse (horse's, horses) manure - rare
As scarce
as rocking horse (horse's, horses) shit - very rare
As sharp as a beach-ball / As sharp as a beachball - not very bright
and quick
As sick as a dog - very sick
As sillie as a pork chop / As silly as a pork chop - very silly
As sillie as a two-bob watch / As silly as a two-bob watch - stupid;
idiotic; erratic
As slick as greased snake shit - 1. smooth talker; 2. something
working better than expected
As slow as a wet week - very slow
As stiff as a Saturday night prick - sore from exertion / exercise
As stiff as a wedding night prick - sore from exertion /exercise
As stuffed as a whore on Father's Day / As stuffed as a whore on
Fathers Day - can't eat another thing
As sure as shit - absolutely sure; positive
As sure as there is cold shit in a dead cat / As sure as there's cold
shit in a dead cat - the certainty of the situation
As the actress said to the bishop - catchphrase used to make a sexual
innuendo out of an innocent statement
As the crow flies - in a straight line
As thick as a brickie's sandwich / As thick as a brickies sandwich / As
thick as a bricky's sandwich - dopey
As thick as a lump of 4 X 2 / As thick as a lump of four by two - not
well endowed with grey matter
As thick as a wharfie's sandwich / As thick as a wharfies sandwich / As
thick as a wharfy's sandwich - dopey
As tight as a bull's arse in fly-time / As tight as a bulls arse in
fly-time - extremely mean with money; tight-arsed
As tight as a drum - (of the stomach) completely full of food
As tight as a duck's arse / As tight as a ducks arse - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed
As tight as a fish's arse / As tight as a fishes arse - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed
As tight as a mouse's ear / As tight as a mouses ear - extremely mean
with money; tight-arsed
As tight as a newt - extremely drunk
As toey as a Roman sandal - 1. extremely anxious; 2. being in need of
a bit of sex As
tough as a Mallee bull - almost invincible
As uglie as a bag of (o') spanners / As ugly as a bag of (o')
spanners - very ugly
As uglie as a bagful of (o') arseholes / As ugly as a bagful of (o')
arseholes - unattractive; very ugly, especially of a person
As uglie as a box of (o') blowflies / As ugly as a box of (o')
blowflies - really ugly As uglie as a hatful of (o')
arseholes / As ugly as a hatful of (o') arseholes - very ugly
As useful as a bucket under a bull - absolutely useless
As useful as a cunt full of cold water - not very usefull
As useful as a dead dingo's donger / As useful as a dead dingos donger
- completely useless
As useful as a drover's pup / As useful as a drovers pup - not useful
at all
As useful as a dry thunderstorm - absolutely useless
As useful as a fart in a collander - useless (collander is a kitchen
strainer)
As useful as a G rated pron flick - useless
As useful as a glass door on a dunnie / As useful as a glass door on a
dunny - useless
As useful as a handbrake on a Holden - useless
As useful as a nun's cunt / As useful as a nuns cunt - not useful at
all
As useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest - useless
As useful as a piss in a shower - absolutely useless
As useful as a pocket on a singlet - absolutely useless
As useful as a roo-bar on a skateboard - absolutely useless
As useful as a sore arse to a boundarie rider / As useful as a sore
arse to a boundary rider - absolutely useless
As useful as a spare dick at a wedding - absolutely useless
As useful as a submarine with screen doors - absolutely useless
As useful as a third armpit - absolutely useless
As useful as a wart on the hip - absolutely useless
As useful as a wether at a ram sale - absolutely useless
As useful as a witch's tit / As useful as a witches tit - absolutely
useless
As useful as an arsehole on a broom - absolutely useless
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike - useless
As useful as an ashtray on a pushbike - absolutely useless
As useful as an ashtray on a surf-board - useless
As useful as an ashtray on a water-ski - useless
As useful as lips on a chicken - not worth a damned
As useful as mudflaps on a speedboat - not useful at all
As useful as pockets on a singlet - useless
As useful as shit on a stick - not much help
As useful as the bottom half of a mermaid - absolutely useless
As useful as tits on a bull - useless; unhelpful or incompetent person
or thing: "He, she or it is about as useful as tits on a bull" etc.
As useful as two knobs of billie-goat poop / As useful as two knobs of
billy-goat poop - (ironic) completely useless
As useless as a chocolate fireguard - useless
As useless as a glass door on a dunnie / As useless as a glass door on
a dunny - useless
As useless as a soft cock in a nurse's dorm / As useless as a soft
cock in a nurses dorm - useless
As useless as an arse pocket in a singlet - absolutely useless
As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike - absolutely useless
As useless as the bottom half of (o') a mermaid - absolutely useless
As useless as tits on a tomcat - absolutely no use at all
As weak as piss -
extremely weak (often refers to character or physical strength)
As welcome as a fart in a phone box - get out of here
As welcome as a pork chop in a synagogue - not popular
As welcome as a pork chop in Jerusalem - not popular
As welcome as a turd in a swimming pool - unpopular
As wet as a soup sandwich - horny
As you do - conversational aside following a reported action, often
used ironically when commenting on some unusual behaviour: "I was
standing on the balcony in my underwear - as you do - when my neighbour
walked by"
Ashes, the - prize gained in an international series of cricket with
England
Ashfelt - asphalt
Aspro - Associate Professor
Ass - 1. stupid person (from "ass" - donkey); 2. (rare in
Australia, often in the USA) arse (originally a British dialect
variant. In the US "arse" is often used as a euphemism)
Assprad - excessively preoccupied with domestic order and cleanliness
(feminine adjective only): "She's very assprad - she keeps Rome
looking lovely"
At a loose end - unoccupied; with nothing to do: "She asked him to
dinner because he seemed to be at a loose end"
At loose ends - unoccupied; with nothing to do: She asked him to dinner
because he seemed to be at a loose end
At sparrow fart / At sparrow's fart / At sparrows fart - at dawn
At the drop of a hat - immediately; at any excuse
Attaboy! - exclamation of approval,
urging, encouragement or exhortation addressed to a boy or man
Attagirl! - exclamation of approbation or exhortation addressed to a
girl or woman
Attitude - excessively aggressive and dominating behaviour: "a band
with attitude", "They have heaps of attitude", "no attitude, just
heaps of fun", "hardcore attitude"
Auntie / Aunty - 1. Australian Broadcasting Corporation, ABC (Channel
2); 2. effeminate or homosexual older male
Auntie Meg / Aunty Meg - keg (of beer)
Aussie / Aussy - [pron. Ozzie] 1. (n., adj.) Australian; 2. Australia;
3. (stock market): Australian dollar
Aussie battler / Aussy battler - typical member of the working class in
Australia
Aussie rules / Aussy rules - Australian football
Aussie salute /
Aussy salute - brushing away flies with the hand
Australasia - Oz +N(ew) Z(ealand)
Australian adjective - bloody
Australian flag - part of a shirt, which has come untucked and hangs
out over the trousers
AV Jennings marriage - one's first marriage (AV Jennings is a builder
in Australia specializing in building houses for young married)
Av-a-go-yer-mug / Avagoyermug - 1. someone is not trying hard enough
in his sport, and you want him to (this is yelled to give him a bit of
a push a long); 2. traditional rallying call, often heard at cricket
matches (contraction of "Have a go, you mug!")
Avagoodweegend - have a good weekend
'Ave - have
'Ave a go ya mug! - directed at a
slow batsman in cricket
Avoid list - putative list of people one wishes not to socialise with;
a list of geeks
Avos - avocados
Awake up - not deluded, alert
Awake (up) to - fully aware: "He's awake up to what's going on;
they're awake to our plan"
Away with the fairies - 1. daydreaming; 2. mentally unsound or
eccentric; 3. not in touch with reality; 4. incapacitated by alcohol
Away with the pixies - 1. daydreaming; 2. mentally unsound or
eccentric; 3. not in touch with reality; 4. incapacitated by alcohol
"You missed an awesome gig last night"
Awkward as a bull in a china shop - extremely clumsy
Awning over the toy shop - male beer belly
Axe - 1. a) electric guitar; b) (jocular) acoustic guitar; c) (jazz)
any instrument for playing jazz; 2. cut out; abolish (a project, etc.);
3. reduce (expenditure, prices, etc.) sharply; 4. dismiss from a
position; 5. the axe: a) dismissal from a job, position, etc.; sack; b)
sudden and definite halt brought to some project, venture, etc.
Axe-handle - rough unit of measurement: "about six axe-handles wide"
Axe man - man who plays guitar
Axe mark - (offensive and crass) vagina
Axe woman - woman who plays guitar
Axe wound - (offensive and crass) vagina
Ay - (interjection) 1. exclamation of surprise; "Hey!"; 2. tag used
at the end of a statement in order to assure that the listener is in
agreement, not necessarily requiring a reply or answer, but offering
the option of agreeing or disagreeing: "Wasn't it lucky, ay?";
"Great fun, ay?"; "Blessing in disguise, ay?" (The usage in def. 2
is very common, and dates back to Colonial times. It is neither
restricted, nor excessively more common, to New Zealand, Queensland, or
any other particular region, as often claimed)
Ay? - smb. didn't catch what someone has said; "Pardon me"
Ay fender paw stiffleh noss yetting - I find her positively nauseating
Aygo-paygo - secret language used by schoolchildren in which normal
words are modified by adding into each syllable the sound "ug"; thus
"hug" becomes "hu-gug"; "You are a pig" becomes "Yu-goo ugar uga
pugig" (See "alibi", "arp language", "obo language",
"eggy-peggy")
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Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-21 08:01:37 UTC
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dON'T Leave the poor New Zealanders out of it !!!

The Kiwis won't like it & the Maoris will come & poke their tongues at
U in the middle of the night !!!

HOOROO

UNCLE WALLY

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tw
2005-11-21 12:35:08 UTC
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Post by The Other Guy
Sorry to rain on your parade there Wally, but alot of those 'slangs' came from Britain.
Well, seeing as they're in English, no great surprise. However, I din't
recognise much of the idiom, and it certainly had an Australian feel to it,
showing they most certainly HAVE developed their own recognisable ergot
since they got kicked out of the home country for stealing stuff. And fair
dinkum to them.
Post by The Other Guy
I know, because I grew up with them too. I grew up in a region where the first Western
Europeans landed in North America (excluding the Vikings of course).
[ For the record, Columbus was not a Western European. He was actually Italian.]
Since when has Italy not been in Western Europ, you strange man?
Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-30 05:53:23 UTC
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Haven't seen it -- but of-course know of the movie -- it goes back
quite a few years now......

Probably won't see it because it's only available on cable & I only
have Free to air TV....

The movie was made way back in 1985, but the Internet Movie Data Base
only gives it a rating of 6/10......

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088931/

If I see it on DVD at my local library I'll have a little Captain Cook
at it -- but otherwise think I'll pass on it !!

HOOROO

UNCLE WALLY

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The Other Guy
2005-11-30 07:09:49 UTC
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Thanks for the "Web-Link" Wally (didn't even know it existed).

I 'taped it' (after watching it for two or more previous years) about three years ago.

It has become one of my 'Classic Christmas' shows (and I know I can see it atleast twice
amongst the many cable channels that we receive) here in South Central Canada during the
Holiday Season.

I highly recommend you 'venturing' out to your local "Vid' Store and picking up a copy of this
movie. - It TRULY is a must see. (There is even a 'Cameo' appearance by a now 'eclipsed', but
then an 'International' Aussie Band - big during the early 80s) - that is a must see in
itself.

This movie is a Classic (and probably more relatable to the Australian audience, because of
the fact that this movie is 80% accurate to a real event.)

You Need To See It, To Relate.

:-(]

Uncle Wally da akamai HOOROO Kahuna nui œŸ©ª±Ç¶·( Xa Ta Zac Xa Ta Amac )™
2005-11-24 02:26:10 UTC
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D

D – (sport) (n.) 1. defence: “Come on, play D!”; 2. defensive play:
“That was a great D!”

D and C / D&C / D ‘n’ C - dilatation and curettage

D and M / D&M / D ‘n’ M – 1. deep and meaningful conversation,
usually about problems in interpersonal relationships; 2. have such a
conversation: “They were D and M-ing all night”

D’oh – (interjection) self-reprimanding grunt used when one has done
something stupid (as used by Homer Simpson of “The Simpsons”
television cartoon; compare with “der” and “duh”)

D out - successfully mark an opposition player so that they cannot make
an offensive play

D up – 1. set up a defence; 2. mark up on the opposition
Da – (definite article)
cool pronunciation of the word “the”: “She's da hottest chick out”;
“You're da man!”

Dack - pull (someone's) trousers or pants down: “I was dacked in front
of everyone”

Dacks – trousers; shorts
Dad and Dave
/ Dad ‘n’ Dave - shave [rhyming slang; from the two comical
characters featured in the short stories by Australian writer Steele
Rudd (1868-1935)]
Dad and Mum / Dad ‘n’ Mum – rum (rhyming
slang)

Dadah - illegal drugs (Malay: medicinal herb)

Dag – 1. funny person, nerd, goof; friendly endearment; 2. amusingly
ungainly, uncoordinated; 3. unfashionable person, wearing “daggy”
clothes or hairstyle (from sheep poo stuck to it's wool = dags); 4.
untidy, slovenly person (originally applied to an eccentric person, a
character, from British dialect “dag” - a feat of skill amongst
children used in dares); 5. lump of excrement-matted wool on a sheep's
rear
Daggie / Daggy
– 1. dirty lump of wool at the back end of a sheep; 2. something that
looks very bad or ridiculous; dirty; slovenly; unpleasant; uncool; 3.
conservative and lacking style and sophistication in manners,
interests, etc.

Dago – (racist) 1. Italian; 2. any person of Latin ethnic origin
(originally US nautical slang (early 19th C.), from Spanish Diego =
James)

Dags - sheep's dirty wool at the rear end

Daisie chain / Daisy chain – 1. continuous chain of homosexual males
engaged in having sex, each performing anal intercourse with the next;
2. any group people engaged in lovemaking forming some chain-like
formation

Daisie-cutter / Daisy-cutter - (in cricket, football, tennis, etc.)
ball which, after being struck or kicked, skims near the ground

Daisie roots / Daisy roots – boots (rhyming slang)

Dak-dak - Volkswagon car of the first type produced (imitative of the
engine noise)

Dakka – marijuana (from South African English, from Afrikaans, from
Hottentot “dachab”)

Daks - trousers, pants, underpants (trademark)

Damage – cost; expense
Damaged goods - woman who is
no longer a virgin

Dame - woman of mature age: “wily Toorak dame”
Damn-bugger-bitch-bum! - expression of extreme annoyance
Damp squib – 1. someone who does not think
too well, a bit of a dub (squib is a small firecracker, a damp squib is
one that doesn't go off); 2. (racing) horse or dog that starts well but
finishes terribly
Damper - bread (made from flour and water, unleavened, usually cooked
in a camp oven). [The basic recipe for damper is just self rising flour
(4 C) and milk (2 1/2 C) or water, mixed to a very stiff dough and then
baked in one of several ways: in a cast iron "dutch oven" buried in the
ashes of a fire, wrapped around the end of a stick (only a small
handful or so) and toasted over the fire, or formed into a round loaf
and baked in a conventional oven. You can spice it up by adding a
handful of dried

fruits, by topping it with some mustard and grated cheese or, if you've
been bold enough to do it on a stick, by filling the hole where the
stick was with jam. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. – P.VI. -
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part6/)]



Dance partie / Dance party – 1. entertainment event similar to a rave,
but more commercial and not so underground; 2. (used also to refer to)
a disco: “Friday night dance party at Hornsby RSL”

Danglie bits / Dangly bits – (pl. n.) male genitalia

Dapto dog – (racist) person of Mediterranean background (rhyming slang
for “wog”; from Dapto - town in eastern NSW where dog races are held)

Darbie and Joan / Darbie ‘n’ Joan / Darby and Joan / Darby ‘n’ Joan
- loan (rhyming slang)


Darbie Kellie / Darby Kelly - belly (rhyming slang)

Darbies – (pl. n.) (history) handcuffs (from British slang; in the
16th C. known as “Father Darbie's bands”)

Dare debt – drongo; no-hoper; nark led; rep bairg

Dark and dim / Dark ‘n’ dim – (n.) swim (rhyming slang)

Dark as three feet up a cow's arsehole / Dark as three feet up a cows
arsehole - extremely dark


Dark felt - belt (rhyming slang)

Darkey / Darkie / Darky - 1. (offensive and derogatory) dark-skinned
person; aborigine; 2. stool; turd; 3. expression of anger

Darl - darling
Darling it hurts – (jokular, rhyming slang) Darlinghurst

Darls – darling

Dart – cigarette

Darwin rig – (NT) dress which men adopt in the Northern Territory on
official occasions comprising long trousers, shirt and tie
Darwin stubbie / Darwin stubby - very large beer bottle (80oz bottle of
beer or 2.25 litre bottle of beer)
Date – 1. arse (hole): "get off your fat date"; 2. poke or prod in the
buttocks (from “date” - the fruit of the date palm)

Date roll - toilet paper
David Gower –
shower (rhyming slang)
Dawn Frazer - razor
(rhyming slang)
Dawn's crack / Dawns crack –
crack of dawn
Day the eagle shits - pay day
Dazzler - that which
is excellent

DDH – (n.) (amongst teenagers) incredibly attractive male (initialism
from “Drop-Dead Honey”)

Dead - 1. very tired; exhausted; 2. quiet: “Business is dead today”;
3. used to add emphasis to a statement; completely: “dead right”;
“dead shot”; “dead stupid”; 4. sexually dull: “dead root”; 5.
(horseracing, etc.) (of a racetrack) not conducive to fast racing; 6.
(horseracing) (of a horse) not being run on its merits

Dead and won't lie down / Dead ‘n’ won't lie down - refusing to give
in

Dead as mutton – 1. undeniably dead; 2. dull; boring

Dead cert / Dead-cert - sure winner; certainty; absolutely, certainly

Dead duck - 1. person lacking good prospects; failure; 2. something
useless, or worthless, or utterly without promise

Dead eye and horse / Dead eye ‘n’ horse - pie and sauce (rhyming
slang)

Dead from the neck up - lacking intelligence; stupid

Dead Heart / Dead heart - arid central regions of Australia
Dead horse / Dead ‘orse - tomato sauce (rhyming slang), ketchup

Dead leg / Dead-leg – 1. cork of the thigh muscle; 2. cork (someone's)
thigh

Dead marine - empty beer or whisky bottle

Dead meat tag – identity disc
Dead nuts on - precisely or exactly what you want

Dead on - exactly right

Dead ringer - person or thing that closely resembles another: “He was
a dead ringer for the local policeman”

Dead set - quite true

Dead spit - image, likeness, or counterpart of a person, etc.

Dead to the world – asleep

Dead’un - 1. dead person or animal; 2. (horseracing) racehorse which
is deliberately made to lose; horse not running on its merits

Dead wowsers - trousers
Deadbeat – 1. person down on
their luck; jobless and homeless person; 2. shabby and grungy as a
deadbeat; down and out; 3. tired; 4. not offering good future
prospects; going nowhere: “deadbeat job”

Deadcert - definite, certain

Deadhead – 1. dull and good-for-nothing person; 2. (aviation) pilot,
flight attendant, etc., travelling on a plane as a passenger

Deadlie / Deadly - excellent; fantastic; cool: “deadly spunk”;
“deadly skirt”

Deadman's float / Deadmans float - faking of a drowned person effected
by floating face down in the water

Deadset - true, the truth; without a doubt; truthful
Deadshit - person of low intelligence (an insult); despicable (person)

Deaf and dumb / Deaf ‘n’ dumb - drum, inside information: "I'll give
you the deaf and dumb"

Deal - 1. measured quantity, as of marijuana; 2. purchase of drugs

Deaner - 1. (obsolete) (until 1966) shilling; twelve pence; 2.
(obsolescent) (after 1966) ten cent piece; ten cents [originally
British slang (early 19th C.); in New Zealand dating back to 1887]

Deejay - 1. radio station disc jockey; disc jockey at a nightclub,
dance party, etc.; 2. perform as a disc jockey at a night club or dance
party

Deenah – shilling (today's 10 cent piece)

Deener - 1. (obsolete) (until 1966) shilling; twelve pence; 2.
(obsolescent) (after 1966) ten cent piece; ten cents [originally
British slang (early 19th C.); in New Zealand dating back to 1887]

Deep house - type of dance music

Deep North / Deep north – Queensland [so called on analogy with the
deep south (of the United States), because of supposed conservative and
racially intolerant attitudes]

Deep throat – fellatio (derived from the title of a pornographic movie
about fellatio)

Def - cool; excellent; unreal

Dek – look (Hindi “dekko” = look!)

Dekko – look (Hindi “dekko” = look!)

Delhi bellie / Delhi belly - diarrhoea, as suffered by travellers

Deli – delicatessen; milk bar in South Australia

Delish – delicious

Deliver - perform a task competently and professionally; come up to
expectations: “He seems to have the qualifications, but can he
deliver?”

Deliver a serve - make an opening statement as part of a planned debate

Deliver the goods - produce what one has promised or what is expected
of one; come up with the goods

Dellie / Delly – delicatessen; milk bar in South Australia

Delo – delegate

Delts – (pl. n.) (weights) deltoid muscles

Demo – demonstration

Demolish - eat or drink greedily

Demon – 1. detective; 2. police officer, especially a motorcycle
police officer

Department - aspect of a person: “a bit light in the brains
department”; “got what it takes in the legs department”

Deppie / Deppy – (car sales) deposit

Der / Derr - 1. mocking exclamation indicating faked and exaggerated
stupidity or bewilderment; 2. blatantly stupid; 3. stupid person

Der-brain - fool

Derbie winner / Derby winner - dinner
Dero / Derro - tramp,
hobo, bum, derelict individual, homeless person (from "derelict")

Derwent duck – (history) convict at Hobart on the river Derwent,
Tasmania

Derwenter – (history) ex-convict from Tasmania (from the convict
settlement on the Derwent River, Tasmania)

Desk wallah - (derogatory) one who works at a desk, especially a
government official or bureaucrat

Desperado - person, usually a male, who is desperate for sex

Desperation – (adj.) exhibiting extreme keenness or urgency,
especially in sport: “desperation tackle”

Destructo - person who causes great havoc or destruction, as by being
oafish, or through unrestrained behaviour

Deteriate - grow worse, inferior; deteriorate

Devil Dodger(s) - Jehovah's Witness(es)

Devo - 1. deviant; 2. objectionable person

DFE – extremely easy; offering no challenge (standing for “Dead
Fucking Easy”)

Dial - face

Diamond duck – (cricket) dismissal without having faced a ball, e.g.
run out, knocking the bails off before facing a ball, etc.

Dib(s) and dab(s) / Dib(s) ‘n’ dab(s) – crab(s) (body lice) (rhyming
slang)
Dice – 1. throw away; 2. discard, abandon (“To dice out”)

Dice with death - act dangerously; take a risk

Dicey - dangerous; risky; tricky

Dick – 1. detective (from 19th C. British criminal slang “dick” - to
watch, from Romany “dik” - to look, from Hindi; see “dekko”); 2.
dictionary; 3. penis; 4. (with small children) female genitals; 5.
cretinous, annoying person; dickhead; 6. broken and useless beyond
repair (from 19th C. US slang, from Dick - a variant of the name
Richard)

Dick around - fool about and waste time

Dick-brain - fool

Dick-brained – foolish

Dick-eye - annoying, foolish person; jerk (referring to the meatus, or
“eye”, of the penis)

Dick-flop - annoying, foolish person; jerk (referring to a flaccid
penis)

Dick-head / Dickhead – 1. stupid, annoying, horrible person; jerk: “I
couldn't care less what all the dickheads up the pub reckon”; 2.
stupid; foolish; befitting a dick-head: “It was a dickhead thing to
do”; “You dick-headed nob”

Dick-headed / Dickheaded - stupid; foolish; befitting a dick-head

Dick-nose / Dicknose - annoying, foolish person; dickhead

Dick-rash / Dickrash - annoying, foolish person; jerk (referring to a
supposed sexually transmitted disease)

Dick-shit / Dickshit - annoying, foolish person; dickhead

Dick-shittie / Dick-shitty / Dickshittie / Dickshitty – despicable

Dick-stickers / Dickstickers – (pl. n.) pair of tight-fitting men's
swimming costume

Dick-wad / Dickwad - annoying, foolish person; dickhead

Dick-wit / Dickwit - annoying, foolish person; jerk (blend of “dick”
= “penis” + “fuckwit”)

Dickie / Dicky – 1. (n) (in children's speech) penis; (adj.) 2.
unsteady, shaky; in bad health; in poor condition: “dicky ticker”;
“dicky knee”; 3. difficult; untenable: “dicky position” (not
originally rude, and thus not related to the much later phrase to have
had the dick); 4. stupid and annoying; characteristic of a dickhead:
“That was a dicky thing to do”

Dickie Lee / Dicky Lee – tea (rhyming slang)
Dickless
Tracey - female police officer (humorous reference to the comic strip
character Dick Tracy, + “dick” = “penis”)

Did – toilet

Did 'ems? - (in speech to children) did they?

Diddie / Diddy – toilet

Diddle - 1. cheat; swindle; victimise; 2. have sexual intercourse with
(someone); 3. sexually stimulate (a woman) manually

Diddlie-squat / Diddly-squat - absolutely nothing; none

Diddums – (interjection) exclamation indicating that the speaker
thinks that the person addressed is being childish and petulant (in
speech to children “Did 'ems?” = Did they?)

Didee - toilet

Didgeri-do/ Didgeridoo / Didgerie-do / Didgery-do - aboriginal musical
instrument made from a hollowed log

Didgerie / Didgery - prefix, the exact meaning of which depends on the
suffix which follows. This suffix is usually: -do, -dabbat, or
-lee-meenit: “Man, he plays the didgerie-do real good”;
“Didgerie-dabat it in the paper?”; “Didgerie lee-meenit or were you
kidding?”

Didley-squat - absolutely nothing; none

Die - desire or want keenly or greatly: “I'm dying for a drink”

Die for, to - extremely desirous: “It is chocolate cake to die for”

Die in the bum – fail completely

Die on (smb.) – 1. fall asleep while in the company of (someone); 2.
let (someone) down; fail to keep a promise

Die for - extremely desirous: “It is chocolate cake to die for”

Die-loyt - daylight

Diesel dyke - butch lesbian

Diff - 1. difference: “What's the diff?”; 2. engine differential:
“Me car needs a new diff”

Dig – 1. cutting, sarcastic remark; 2. form of casual address among
men (abbreviation of “digger”); 3. one’s home, the place smb.
lives; 4. understand or find to one's taste; 5. take notice of; pay
attention to [originally US Black English (1930s); first appearing in
jazz slang; possible derivation from Wolof “deg”, “dega” =
understand]
Dig a grave - have a shave

Digerati - pretentious elite of the IT world (“digital” +
“literati”)

Digger – 1. soldier; usu. Australian soldier (as a rule, WW1 vets); 2.
form of casual address among men; cobber; mate ( term originating on
the goldfields)

Dijeridoo / Dijeridu - aboriginal wind musical instrument
Dill – 1. idiot (backformation of “dilly”); 2. dag

Dill-brain / Dillbrain – idiot

Dill-brained / Dillbrained - completely stupid; idiotic

Dill-pot / Dillpot – idiot

Dillie / Dilly - queer; mad; crazy (blend of “d(aft)” + “(s)illy”)

Dillie-bag / Dilly-bag / Dillybag - food bag or small bag to carry
things Dillie
Dallie / Dillie-dallie / Dilly dally / Dilly-dally - someone that takes
time to go somewhere

Dim sim - Chinese food (found only in Australia!?)

Dimension – 1. usual response to “Thank you” or “Thenk, smite”; 2.
don’t mention it

Din-din / Din-dins – dinner (originally in children's speech)

Dine at the Y - engage in cunnilingus

Ding – 1. dent; damage; 2. damaged section on a car, bike, surfboard,
etc.; 3. minor accident involving a car, bike, surfboard, etc.; 4.
argument; 5. penis; 6. backside or anus

Ding-a-ling / Dingaling – 1. king (rhyming slang); 2. fool; idiot;
eccentric person

Ding-dong - 1. vigorously fought with alternating success: “ding-dong
contest”; 2. loud and vigorous argument

Dingbat – fool; eccentric, peculiar person (from US slang; popularised
in this sense by a cartoon strip “The Dingbat Family” begun by George
Herriman in 1909; earlier meaning “a stiff drink” or “a projectile
for throwing”)

Dinger – 1. backside or anus; 2. shanghai; catapult

Dingleberrie / Dingleberry - stupid or annoying person (originally US
slang (1910s); also meaning “a piece of excrement clinging to the anal
hairs”, variant of earlier British slang “dillberry”)

Dingo – 1. Australian native dog, tawny-yellow in colour; 2. cunning
bad person; contemptible person; coward; 3. one who shirks
responsibility or evades difficult situations; 4. intoned with equal
emphasis on the syllables it is the negative response to the question
"Jeggoda?": "Jeggoda the tennis?" - "Nar, dingo. Sorten TV"; 5. when
the emphasis is on the first syllable, the word becomes a parliamentary
term of mild reproof; 6. act in a cowardly manner; 7. shirk, evade, or
avoid; 8. spoil or ruin

Dingo's breakfast / Dingos breakfast - yawn, leak and good look round;
no breakfast at all
Dingo(s) must have been here - messy eater(s) (food all over the table)

Dink – 1. carry or convey a second person on a horse, bicycle or
motorcycle; 2. such a ride; 3. one of a couple, married or unmarried,
who have separate incomes and no children (acronym from “double (or
dual) income no kids”); 4. (racist, especially Military) person from
South-East Asia; 5. (Vietnam War) member of the Viet-Cong

Dinki / Dinkie / Dinky – 1. true; honest; genuine; 2. of small size;
3. neat; dainty; smart: “dinky beard”; 4. small tricycle; 5. small
rowing or sailing boat, sometimes inflatable; dinghy

Dinki-di / Dinkie-di / Dinky-di - real thing, genuine, straight-up

Dinki die / Dinkie die / Dinky die - the whole truth
Dinki dirt / Dinkie dirt / Dinky dirt - shirt

Dinks - abbreviation of “dinkum”

Dinkum - true, real, genuine, straight-up: "I'm a dinkum Aussie"; "Is
he fair dinkum?"; 2. seriously interested in a proposed deal, scheme,
etc.: “Are you dinkum about it?”; 3. truly; 4. excellent or
remarkable example of its kind: “You little dinkum”
Dinkum oil, the - authentic information, good advice

Dinnyhayser - anything superior or excellent (from Dinny Hayes,
pugilist)

Dip – (n.) (prison) pickpocket

Dip and chuck it / Dip ‘n’ chuck it - bucket
Dip
and duck it / Dip ‘n’ duck it – bucket

Dip into one's pocket - spend money

Dip one's lid (to smb.) – 1. raise one's hat; 2. pay honour to or
congratulate (someone)

Dip one's wick - (of a man) have sexual intercourse

Dip out – 1. miss out; 2. fail: “He dipped out in his exams”

Dip out on - remain uninvolved; avoid

Dip the wick - (of a male) have sexual intercourse

Dipshit - stupid person

Dipso - one who suffers from an insatiable craving for alcoholic drink;
dipsomaniac

Dipstick – 1. loser, idiot; 2. penis
Dirrambandi
mailbox - huge water drum

Dirt-ball - (derogatory) despicable person

Dirt grime and dust / Dirt grime ‘n’ dust - crust (on a pie)
Dirtie
/ Dirty – 1. angry, annoyed: “I'm a bit dirty about that!”; 2.
morally unclean; indecent; 3. very; extremely: “dirty big”

Dirtie Annie / Dirty Anny – (older slang) Resch's Dinner Ale

Dirtie dish / Dirty dish - fish
Dirtie grub / Dirty
grub – 1. dirty eater; 2. dirty child

Dirtie old man / Dirty old man - man, usually of mature years, who is
considered to have an unhealthy interest in sexual matters

Dirtie on / Dirty on - angry with

Dirtie weekend / Dirty weekend – 1. clandestine weekend spent away by
a couple to engage in illicit sex; 2. (jocular) any weekend spent away
by a couple

Dirtie word / Dirty word – 1. vulgar or rude word; 2. something one
doesn't mention because it is as objectionable as if it were a vulgar
word: “Work is a dirty word around here”

Dis / Diss – criticise; disparage; put down [originally US Black
English (1980s); probably extracted from “disrespect”]

Disc – (ultimate frisbee) 1. frisbee; 2. amount of time spent catching
and throwing the frisbee during play: “Didn't get much disc last
point”

Disco dancer – cancer

Discombobulate – upset, confuse (a person) (mock Latin formation, from
“discompose” or “discomfort”)

Dish – 1. attractive woman or man; 2. abandon; discard; sack

Dishie / Dishy – physically attractive

Dishlicker – greyhound dog

Dismal guernsey - dollars and cents

Dishwater – any weak drink

Dit – (navy) yarn or story (probably, from morse code slang for a dot)

Dit-spinner – (navy) person who tells tall stories

Ditch – 1. discontinue a relationship with (someone); drop; 2. get rid
of; throw away

Dits / Ditz – flighty, stupid person, especially woman (backformation
from “ditsy”)

Ditsie / Ditsy / Ditzie / Ditzy – (of a woman) flighty; empty-headed
[originally US slang (1970s); probably, blend of “dotty” + “dizzy”]

Diva – outstandingly glamorous woman or drag queen, especially a
performer: “dance diva”; “disco divas”

Dive – disreputable place, as for drinking, gambling, etc., especially
cellar or basement

Dive-bomb - jump into water, as a swimming pool, creek, etc., with the
knees tucked under the chin, in order to make a large splash; 2. action
of dive-bombing

Divvie / Divvy – 1. very short time; 2. police (van); 3. dividend; 4.
(pl.) rewards; profits; gains

Divvie up / Divvy up - share: “divvy up the proceeds”

Divvie van / Divvy van - police divisional van

Divvie with / Divvy with - share with

DJ – 1. radio station disc jockey; disc jockey at a nightclub, dance
party, etc.; 2. perform as a disc jockey at a night club or dance party

Do – 1. festivity or party: “We're having a big do next week”; 2.
hair-do: “traded her long locks for a short do”; 3. swindle; 4. have
a meal with someone as a social or business occasion: “do lunch”;
“do dinner”; 5. injure: “Did his ankle jumping from a train”; 6.
take (an illegal drug); 7. cheat or swindle; 8. commit burglary; steal;
9. use up; expend: “He did his money at the races”; 10. beat up; 11.
have sexual intercourse with

Do a botanie / Do a botany - run away

Do a bunk – 1. run away; 2. take flight (19th C. British slang;
perhaps referring to an escape made by taking a bunk on a ship)

Do a doughie / Do a doughy - creation of a circular skid mark on the
ground with a car or motorcycle

Do a doughnut - creation of a circular skid mark on the ground with a
car or motorcycle

Do a Harold Holt / Do the Harold Holt – abscond

Do a job on (smb.) - bash (someone); assault

Do a knock with – (obsolete) go courting with


Do a line – (v.) court, woo

Do a Melba - make a habit of returning from retirement, in a number of
“farewell” performances (from Dame Nellie Melba, 1861-1931, who had
several “farewells”)

Do a runner – 1. escape by running, especially from a difficult
situation; 2. leave a restaurant quickly to avoid paying the bill

Do a sentence on one's head – (prison) serve out a sentence in good
spirits, as though it were nothing

Do a (smb.) - imitate (someone): “He did a Kennett”

Do away with - kill

Do-dar - something one doesn't know the name of

Do for – 1. accomplish the defeat, ruin, death, etc., of; 2.
(obsolescent) cook and keep house for; 3. charge with a certain
offence: “I've been done for speeding again”

Do-gooder - well-intentioned, but often clumsy social reformer

Do-hickey / Dohickey - any device or gadget, the name of which is
unknown or temporarily forgotten; doodad

Do I ever! - exclamation used to express a positive answer to a
question; certainly: “Do you remember? - “Do I ever!”

Do I what! - exclamation used to express a positive answer to a
question; certainly: “Do you remember?”; “Do I what!”

Do in – 1. kill; murder; 2. exhaust; tire out; 3. ruin

Do it - have sexual intercourse: “Everyone knows they're doing it”

Do it hard – (prison) 1. take prison life badly; 2. suffer badly, as
at the hands of cruel warders, while in prison

Do like a horse’s dick (and hit the road) / Do like a horses dick (and
hit the road) – leave, depart

Do lunch - have lunch with someone as a social or business occasion

Do me good - firewood

Do on one's head – (prison) serve out a sentence in good spirits, as
though it were nothing

Do one’s arse - lose a lot of money
Do one's balls on -
(of a man) become infatuated with (someone)
Do one’s block - lose one’s temper

Do one's cruet - lose one's head; become angry

Do one’s dial - verbally abuse in anger

Do one's dough – 1. lose one's money, especially in some speculation
or gamble; 2. throw away a last chance

Do one’s lollie / Do one’s lolly - hit one’s head or shouting and
raving in an angry way, loosing one’s head

Do one's nana - lose one's temper; throw a tantrum

Do one's nut - be very angry, anxious, or upset

Do one's nuts over - become infatuated with

Do one's quince - lose one's temper

Do one's stuff - do what is expected of one; show what one can do

Do one's thing - act according to one's own self-image

Do or die - of supreme effort: “do or die attempt at the record“

Do out of (o’) - deprive, cheat, or swindle of

Do over – 1. attack and injure; 2. redecorate; renovate

Do the block - parade this area for pleasure
Do the bolt - run
away, especially when caught committing a misdemeanour

Do the dirtie on / Do the dirty on - behave unfairly or wrongly towards
(someone)

Do the trick - achieve the desired result

Do time - serve a prison sentence

Doan lemmyaf - (I) do not want to have (to): "Arm jew kids in bare jet?
Emeny times die affter tellyer. Now doan lemmyaff to speak"
(Afferbeck Lauder. Let Stalk Strine. -
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt)
Dob – 1. inform on, a social sin in Australia; 2. kick, usually
accurately, especially in shooting for goal: “He's dobbed another
goal”

Dob in – 1. betray, report (someone) as for a misdemeanour; tell (an
authority) on someone; 2. contribute money to a common fund: “We'll
all dob in and buy him a present”; 3. nominate (someone absent) for an
unpleasant task

Dob on - inform against; betray (dialect variant of “dab” – set down
abruptly, from Middle English “dabben”)

Dob (smb.) in - inform on somebody, contribute money, nominate someone
for a task
Dobber
– (n.) tell-tale; smb. having told someone else what you've been up to

Doc – doctor

Doc Martens – (pl. n.) brand of heavy lace-up walking boots or shoes
with an air cushioned sole (trademark; from the name of their German
inventor, Dr Klaus Maertens)

Doc’s / Docs - Doctor Marten boots, popular in Australia especially
amongst young people

Docker's hook / Dockers hook - book
Docket - bill, receipt

Docking - sexual act of stretching the foreskin of the penis over the
glans of another
Doco – documentary

Doctor - 1. expert; one who makes the final decision: “You're the
doctor”; 2. repair or mend; 3. tamper with; falsify; adulterate; 4.
castrate or de-sex an animal

Dodge and shirk / Dodge ‘n’ shirk - work
Dodgie
/ Dodgy – 1. suspicious and underhanded; 2. difficult; awkward;
tricky; 3. unsound: “Those foundations look a bit dodgy”; 4.
dishonest: “dodgy salesperson”

Doe - money

Doer - hard and keen worker; one who succeeds through hard, honest work

Does a fat dog fart? – yes; surely



Does a koala shit in a gum tree and wipe his ass on a cockatoo? / Does
a Koala shit in a gum tree ‘n’ wipe his ass on a Cockatoo? - most
likely


Does Jack Newton swim in circles? - of course; naturally; yes
Dog – 1. (derogatory) despicable fellow;
2. (derogatory) ugly woman; 3. (prison) informer; 4. used as a
measurement of coldness when camping out in the open: “It was a
three-dog night, four-dog night”, etc. (referring to how many dogs one
needs to snuggle around one's person to keep warm); 4. the dogs -
greyhound racing; greyhound races

Dog and bone / Dog ‘n’ bone – telephone (rhyming slang)

Dog collar - stiff collar, fastened behind, as worn by a priest
Dog eyes / Dog’s eye / Dogs eye – meat pie

Dog tied up, a - outstanding account

Dog with false teeth - something you don't see every day
Dog's breakfast / Dogs breakfast – mess;
messy

Dog's dinner / Dogs dinner - mess; a confused state of affairs

Dog’s eye – see: “Dog eyes”


Dog's eye and dead horse / Dog's eye ‘n’ dead horse / Dogs eye and
dead horse / Dogs eye ‘n’ dead horse - meat pie and sauce (rhyming
slang)


Dog's vomit / Dogs vomit - horrible food

Dog squad – (prison) undercover police

Dog tag – identity disc

Dogbox - 1. last carriage on a train; 2. cramped quarters; kennel-like
room

Doggie bag / Doggy bag - bag provided by a restaurant or other eatery,
for carrying home leftovers

Doggie do / Doggy do - faeces of a dog

Doggie fashion / Doggy fashion - sexual intercourse in which the
recipient is on all fours and entered (either vaginally or anally) from
behind

Doggie style / Doggy style - sexual intercourse in which the recipient
is on all fours and entered (either vaginally or anally) from behind

Dogs, the – (pl.) greyhound racing; greyhound races

Dogs are barking, the - one's feet are tired and sore

Doing over - beating

Doing the chocolate cha cha / Doing the chocolate cha-cha - anal
intercourse Dole – welfare, unemployment benefit
Dole
bludger – (degoratory) somebody on social assistance when unjustified

Doll - attractive woman

Doll up - dress (oneself or another) smartly

Dollar – 1. (obsolete) sum of five shillings; 5/-; 2. (pl.) money:
“advertising dollars”

Dolled up - dressed smartly

Dollie / Dolly - falsify evidence against: “The police dollied Joe”

Dollie up / Dolly up - dress up smartly: “all dollied up for the
night”

Dollie catch / Dolly catch – (cricket) simple catch

Dolt - stupid person

Dome - person's head

Domestic - argument with one's spouse

Don't be funnie / Don't be funny - dunny, lavatory (rhyming slang)

Don't come the raw prawn - don't try to fool me


Don't get off your bike - calm down
Don't let the bastards
grind you down - exhortation to keep one's resolve and remain firm and
cheerful in the face of difficulties. (Often jocularly rendered in mock
Latin, as “nil carborundum bastardis”)

Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in - expression deriding
another's intelligence

Don the baggie green / Don the baggy green - represent Australia at
Test cricket

Dona – (n.) (obsolete) young woman; sweetheart or girlfriend;
(specifically) female counterpart of a street gang (from British slang,
from Italian “donna” = woman)

Donah - (n.) (obsolete) young woman; sweetheart or girlfriend;
(specifically) female counterpart of a street gang (from British slang,
from Italian “donna” = woman)

Done - agreed; settled
Done deal - something finished or completed

Done for – 1. dead; 2. close to death; 3. utterly exhausted; 4.
deprived of one's means of livelihood, etc.; 5. ruined

Done in - very tired; exhausted

Done out of (o’) - cheated; tricked

Done up – 1. dressed smartly; 2. finished; ruined

Done up like a Christmas tree - overdressed; garish
Dong – 1. hit (esp. the head), punch; 2. heavy blow; 3. penis

Donga – penis
Donger –
1. something held in the hand and used to hit people; bludgeon; 2.
penis
Donk – 1. car or
boat engine; 2. motor bike; 3. donkey; 4. penis

Donkey – carry a second person on a bicycle, horse, etc.; double; ride
where one is carried as a second person on a bicycle, horse, etc.

Donkey dick - exceptionally well-hung man

Donkey dong - exceptionally well-hung man

Donkey drop - slow, high ball which looks easy to hit

Donkey drops / Donkey’s drops / Donkeys drops / Donkeys’ drops -
idiot (referring to as dumb as donkey shit)

Donkey-lick – (horseracing, etc.) defeat (another contestant in a
race) with ease

Donkey's years / Donkeys years – very long time

Donkey shot - slow, high ball which looks easy to hit

Donneybrook / Donnybrook - fight or argument; brawl (originally with
reference to a fair held annually until 1855 at Donnybrook, Dublin,
famous for rioting and dissipation)

Donnie / Donny - fight or argument; brawl (originally with reference to
a fair held annually until 1855 at Donnybrook, Dublin, famous for
rioting and dissipation)

Doo-dah - something one doesn’t know the name of

Doo velacki - thing one doesn’t know the name of

Dood - cool spelling of “dude”: 1. adult male; fellow; 2. person who
is fashionable, up-to-date and socially acceptable; 3. term of familiar
address (late-19th C. US slang; originally referring to appearance and
dress habits, thus perhaps eventually related to duds)

Doodad - 1. any device or gadget, the name of which is unknown or
temporarily forgotten; 2. (plural) any trifling ornaments or bits of
decorative finery

Doodette - cool spelling of “dudette”: female dude
Doodle – 1. penis; 2. silly fellow

Doodlem-buck - former sideshow game

Doof - 1. type of dance music and related subculture; 2. of or
pertaining to doof: “doof music”; “doof fashion” (onomatopoeic of
the thumping sound of the bass)

Doofer - any object [often used jocularly in place of the usual name
(alteration of “do for” in such phrases as “that will do for now”]

Doofus - stupid, dull-headed person; fool; gumby [originally US slang
(1960s); 18th C. Scottish had the word “doof” = stupid fellow, but
this sense is now restricted to Orkney (where it is now “duff”) and
Aberdeen (where it is now “dowf”)]

Dook - 1. (older slang) hand; 2. (older slang) hand over; give; 3.
(older slang) give as a bribe [from British slang; spelling variant of
“dukes”, from rhyming slang “Dukes of Yorks” = forks (fingers,
hands)]

Dook it out - fight
Doona – 1. smth. like a quilt, used instead of blankets (containing
feathers and down); 2. comforter, duvet

Doormat - uncomplaining person who meekly accepts ill-treatment or
bullying

Doovah - any object [often used jocularly in place of the usual name
(alteration of “do for” in such phrases as “that will do for now”]

Doovahlackie / Doovahlacky - any object [often used jocularly in place
of the usual name (alteration of “do for” in such phrases as “that
will do for now”]

Doover - any object [often used jocularly in place of the usual name
(alteration of “do for” in such phrases as “that will do for now”]

Dooverlackie / Dooverlacky - any object [often used jocularly in place
of the usual name (alteration of “do for” in such phrases as “that
will do for now”]

Doozey - something very pleasant, significant, large (from “doozey” -
fancy, splendid; probably, influenced by Italian actress Eleonora
Duse)

Dope - 1. marijuana or hashish; 2. any drug, especially a narcotic; 3.
stimulating drug illegally given to a racehorse to either induce
greater speed or impair its performance; 4. information or data
(originally used in horseracing contexts, i.e. the information about
which horses have been doped or not); 5. stupid person [possibly a
separate word; originally found in British dialect (Cumberland;
mid-19th C.); in this dialect “dope” is a variant of “dowp” –
carrion crow, which conceivably could be used in a derogatory manner to
refer to people]; 6. affect with dope or drugs; 7. very cool and
sophisticated: “the dopest nightclub around” [recent (1990s)
borrowing from the US. All senses, except 4, originally US slang;
originally (early 19th C.) meaning “sauce”, “gravy”, from Dutch
“doop” - dipping sauce]

Dope fiend - person addicted to marijuana

Dopey - slow-witted; stupid

Dorb / Dorba - stupid person, especially someone who is physically or
socially clumsy or inept

Dorimie Fasola Teedo / Dorimy Fasola Teedo - world-famous lyricist and
soprano [Strines have every reason to be proud of the many famous
singers their country has produced - Joe Nammon, Nellie Mairlper, Peer
Torzen, Joan Sullon and, above all, the glorious Dorimy Fasola Teedo,
whose name will forever be graven on the hearts of all true Strines.
Madame Teedo - known to all her adorers as the Mordialloc Magpie - is
unique in Strine musical history. Her golden voice and tempestuous
personality are indeed legendary, but it is as a lyricist and composer
that her true brilliance is revealed. Perhaps the best-loved of her
perennially popular songs are “There are Ferries at the Bomb of my
Garden”, and “Dicey, Dicey, Give me your Ant, Sir, Do!” Another
favourite, “La, Fizzer Mannie's Planent – Think” has been translated
into 53 languages. Even in the most remote parts of Norn Tare Tree and
Vitamin Bay one may hear the natives singing, in their quaint accents,
the well known words of this moving ballad which has here been
translated as “Love is Money Splattered Thick” (Afferbeck Lauder. Let
Stalk Strine. - http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt)]

Dork – 1. fool; idiot; 2. (uncommon) penis [originally US slang
(1960s); probably, alteration of “dick”]

Dorkie / Dorky – befitting a dork; dweeby

Dorothie Dix / Dorothy Dix – (n.) 1. six, in cricket; 2. well-known
column of advice to people with emotional problems, the questions are
said to have been devised by the columnist, and not sent in by readers

Dorothie dixer / Dorothy dixer - question asked in parliament
specifically to allow a propagandist reply by a minister (from
“Dorothy Dix”, well-known column of advice to people with emotional
problems, the questions are said to have been devised by the columnist,
and not sent in by readers)

Dose - venereal disease

Dosh – money

Doss - 1. place to sleep, especially in a cheap lodging house; 2. sleep
in a dosshouse; 3. make a temporary sleeping place for oneself (from
French “dos” - back, from Latin “dorsum”)

Doss-house / Dosshouse - cheap lodging house, usually for men only;
flophouse

Dosser - one who sleeps in a dosshouse

Dot – asshole

Dot ball – (cricket) maiden ball (so called from being marked with a
dot on the scoring sheet)

Dottie / Dotty - crazy; eccentric

Double - carry or convey a second person on a horse, bicycle, or
motorcycle

Double bank / Double-bank - carry or convey a second person on a horse,
bicycle, or motorcycle

Double dick wanker - totally up himself

Double-dink – 1. carry or convey a second person on a horse, bicycle
or motorcycle; 2. such a ride

Double-header - 1. double-headed coin; 2. two attractions, events,
etc., featured on the one program, day, etc.

Double negative – (specific grammar structure) this linguistic feature
is common in colloquial speech and rarely seen in print when not
reported speech

Double whammie / Double whammy - unfortunate occurrence which happens
in two stages or is made up of two clearly defined negative elements or
events

Doubletalk - evasive or ambiguous language

Douche-bag – (chiefly US) contemptible or despicable person

Dough - money

Dover - bush knife

Down – 1. (adj.) in prison: “He is down for a few months”; 2. (v.)
drink, especially quickly: “down a few”

Down a few - drink a few beers
Down and up / Down ‘n’ up – cup (rhyming slang)

Down below - private parts

Down south - the rest of Australia, according to someone north of
Brisbane, Queensland

Down the boozer - at the pub

Down the drain - wasted (as effort, money, etc.)

Down the gurgler – 1. down the plug hole; something has failed; wasted
(as effort, money, etc.); 2. ruined, destroyed


Down the john - off to the toilet

Down the plug hole / Down the plug-hole / Down the plughole - wasted
(as effort, money, etc.)

Down Under / Down-under – Australia, New Zealand and adjacent Pacific
Islands (viewed from or as from the Northern Hemisphere)

Down with - accepting of; cool about; hip to: “That would be cool if
he was down with it”

Downbeat - dull and slow

Downer – 1. depressant or tranquilliser, as Valium, etc.; 2.
depressing experience; bummer

Downie / Downy - 1. person with Down syndrome; 2. clumsy, uncoordinated
person [from “Down (syndrome)” + -y]

Doxie / Doxy – (n.) (obsolete) 1. young woman; 2. girlfriend; tart or
sweetheart [from cant: an unmarried female partner of a beggar or
rogue; hence, later, a mistress or prostitute; Thomas Harman in his “A
Caueat or Warening, for commen cursetors vulgarely called Vagabones”
(1566) notes that “Doxes be broken and spoyled of their maydenhead by
the upright men, and then they have their name of Doxes, and not
afore” - which favours a derivation from cant “dock” (of a man) +
“to fuck” (a woman); thus, “doxie” is a woman who has been
“docked”; the amelioration of this word to mean “sweetheart” was a
19th C. phenomenon (Macquarie Dictionary: Book of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]

DQ - 1. drama queen; 2. drag queen

Drack - 1. unattractive; dressed in a slovenly manner:“drack sort”;
2. (obsolete) police officer; 3. unattractive person, especially woman
(perhaps from Drac, short for Dracula)

Drag - 1. somebody or something that is extremely boring; 2. puff or
pull on a cigarette; 3. women's clothes, worn by men; transvestite
costume; 4. drag queen; 5. prison sentence of three month's or less
duration; 6. drag race; 7. road or street: “the main drag”

Drag off - beat in a drag-race, especially starting from traffic-lights

Drag queen - male who dresses in drag

Drag the chain - be somewhat tardy

Drag up – 1. (of a child) bring up or raise in a socially unacceptable
way; 2. raise an unpopular or disturbing topic

Dragon slayer - person employed to put out burning oil wellheads

Drain a dragon / Drain one’s dragon / Drain the dragon – urinate

Drain the lizard - (of a male) urinate


Drain the main vain - urinate
Drain the one-eyed
trouser snake – urinate

Drama queen - person who over-reacts regularly to minor problems

Dray - wagon or cart pulled by horses or bullocks

Dreaded lurgi / Dreaded lurgie /Dreaded lurgy – 1. fictitious, very
infectious disease; 2. any illness (coined by the Radio Goons)

Dreads – (pl. n.) dreadlocks

Dream – (prison) period of imprisonment of six months

Dream on - expression denoting that someone has unrealistic
expectations

Dreamboat - overwhelmingly attractive person

Dreck - trash; rubbish; junk (first recorded in James Joyce's
“Ulysses” (1922); from Yiddish “drek” - human excrement, shit,
rubbish)

Dressed up like a pox doctor's clerk / Dressed up like a pox doctors
clerk - dressed flashily, but in poor taste

Dressed up like the man outside Hoyts - be elaborately overdressed

Dribble – 1. very small amount of some liquid; 2. (surfing) poor
surfing waves

Dribblie bits / Dribbly bits - female genitalia
Drib(s) and drab(s) / Drib(s) ‘n’
drab(s) - crab(s), body lice
Drilling for vegemite - anal intercourse


Drink-link - cash machine (ATM), source of cash for buying beers

Drink (smb.) under the table - out-drink (someone)


Drink with the flies - drink alone

Drinkie-poo / Drinky-poo - alcoholic drink

Drinkies – (n.) social gathering, as at a pub after work, for the
purpose of sharing a few drinks


Drip - someone with no personality, no character, boring

Drippie / Drippy – (of a person) 1. colourless; 2. insipid; 3. stupid

Drive the ceramic bus - vomit into a toilet
Drive the porcelain bus - vomit
into a toilet
Driza - Driza-Bone oilskin coat
Drizabone / Driza-Bone - brand of waterproof wax coat

Drizzle – sprinkles. (Sprinkles in Aus. are also called "100s & 1000s"
or "non-parels" and are sweet, tiny coloured balls used to make fairy
bread or decorate cakes or ice-cream.)


Drongo – 1. dope, stupid person; inept person, awkward or embarrassing
person; worthless person; 2. (originally) raw recruit in the Royal
Australian Air Force (probably from “drongo” - a type of bird, though
widely believed to be from Drongo - the name of a racehorse in the
early 1920s which was famed for its poor form and used as a character
in political cartoons by Sammy Wells appearing in the “Melbourne
Herald”)

Drool over - show excessive pleasure at an object or at the prospect of
enjoying something

Drool value - physical attractiveness

Drool-worthie / Drool-worthy - extremely physically attractive

Droolsome - extremely physically attractive

Droopie drawers / Droopy drawers – (n.) sluggish, apathetic person

Drop - 1. gallows; 2. (cricket) fall of a wicket; 3. stolen goods; 4.
place of temporary storage for stolen goods, drugs, etc.; 5. take
(drugs) orally; 6. stop, terminate (a topic of conversation, etc.):
“Drop it!”; 7. receive stolen goods; 8. fell (a tree, etc.); 9.
(prison) inform on (someone)

Drop a bombshell - make a startling or unexpected announcement

Drop a darkey / Drop a darkie / Drop a darky - defecate

Drop a fart - pass wind loudly and unexpectedly
Drop acid - take LSD

Drop dead / Drop-dead – 1. die; 2. imprecation used to insult the
person addressed; 3. exceeding attractive

Drop in / Drop-in – 1. (surfing) cut across the path of another surfer
who has priority; 2. drop-in centre; 3. place visited casually:
“favourite drop-in of mine”

Drop of the doings / Drop o’ the doings - alcohol; grog

Drop of the perch / Drop o’ the perch - glass of beer

Drop one’s bundle – 1. lose control of the situation, find
it hard to get it sorted out or to cope with things: “Bundle a load
you carry”; 2. surrender, give up without trying

Drop one’s guts – fart

Drop one's load - (of a male) ejaculate

Drop one's lunch - fart

Drop test - (jocular) wry attempt to fix a faulty piece of equipment,
usually electronic, by dropping it

Drop the bucket on - make scandalous accusations or revelations about
(someone); criticise strongly

Drop the kids off at the pool - defecate into a toilet bowl

Dropkick - obnoxious person (rhyming slang “dropkick and punt” =
“cunt”)

Dropsie / Dropsy - (jocular) bout of accidentally dropping things

Drover - someone who herds cattle, sheep from one place to another.
(Long distance droving is done by truck now, but during drought periods
drovers may move stock along roadside reserves and stock routes looking
for fresh feed: “the long paddock“) Drover’s breakfast /
Drovers breakfast – no breakfast
Drover's dog / Drovers dog – 1. not good, useless, of no importance;
2. anybody at all
Drown some worms - go fishing

Druggie / Druggo / Druggy - one who takes drugs habitually

Drum - 1. (history) swagman's rolled blanket and the belongings it
contains; 2. (obsolescent) brothel; 3. information, tip-off: "I'll give
you the drum"

Drum and bass / Drum ‘n’ bass - type of rhythmically complex dance
music employing breakbeat, arriving on the rave scene in the early
1990s; jungle
Drum up – organize, gather together

Drunk as a fowl – very drunk

Drunk as a lord – very drunk

Drunk as an earl – very drunk

Drunk as a piss ant / Drunk as a piss-ant / Drunk as a pissant – very
drunk

Drunk as a prince – very drunk

Drunk as a skunk – very drunk

Drunk as a tick – very drunk

Drunk as an earl – very drunk

Drunk as Chloe - very drunk [clearly not derived from the famous
painting of Chloe in Young and Jackson's Hotel, Melbourne, as the
expression appeared many years before the painting was actually painted
Macquarie Dictionary: Book of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]

Drunk as Larrie Dooley / As drunk as Larry Dooley - very drunk

Druthers – (pl. n.) choice; preference: “If I'd had my druthers I'd
be in bed” (from the phrase “(I)'d rather”)

Dry, the - 7-8 months of the year in Northern Australia when it doesn't
rail

Dry as a bull’s (bulls ) bum going up a hill backward – 1. very
thirsty; 2. very dry
Dry as a dead dingo's donger / Dry as a dead dingos donger – 1. very
thirsty; 2. very dry

Dry as a drover's dog / Dry as a drovers dog – 1. very thirsty; 2.
very dry

Dry as a fuck with no foreplay – 1. very thirsty; 2. very dry


Dry as a nun's nastie / Dry as a nun’s nasty / Dry as a nuns nastie /
Dry as a nuns nasty – 1. needing a drink ; 2. very dry


Dry as a nun's tit / Dry as a nuns tit – 1. needing a drink ; 2. very
dry


Dry as a Pomie's (Pomies) bath mat/ Dry as a Pommie's (Pommies) bath
mat / Dry as a Pommy's bath mat / Dry as a Pomy's bath mat – 1.
needing a drink; 2. very dry (based on the canard that Poms bathe about
once a month)

Dry as a Pomie's (Pomies) towel / Dry as a Pommie's (Pommies) towel /
Dry as a Pommy's towel / Dry as a Pomy's towel – 1. needing a drink ;
2. very dry (based on the canard that Poms bathe about once a month)

Dry as a witch's tit (in the desert) / Dry as a witches tit (in the
desert) – 1. very thirsty; 2. very dry

Dry as an Arab's fart / Dry as an Arabs fart – 1. very thirsty; 2.
very dry

Dry biscuit - cracker

Dry-hump - 1. engage in sexual activities while fully clothed, esp.
imitating sexual intercourse but only indulging in frottage; 2. insert
and rub the penis between the thighs or breasts, but not ejaculate

Dry out – 1. subject (an alcoholic or other drug addict) to a
systematic process of detoxification; 2. (of alcoholics, and other drug
addicts) rid the body of the drug of dependence

Dry-root - 1. engage in sexual activities while fully clothed, esp.
imitating sexual intercourse but only indulging in frottage; 2. insert
and rub the penis between the thighs or breasts, but not ejaculate

Dry rots – trots (rhyming slang); diarrhea

Dry up - (used in the imperative) stop talking!

Dryer than an Arab's fart / Dryer than an Arabs fart – 1. very
thirsty; 2. very dry

DTs – (pl. n.) delirium tremens

Dub – 1. instrumental version of a Jamaican reggae song emphasising
drums and bass as well as a variety of production effects, often used
as a backing for toasting; 2. musical genre based on such songs; 3.
(rhyming slang) pub; 4.Volkswagon of the type first produced

Dubbie / Dubby - (of dance music) dub influenced: “some fine dubby
tracks”

Dubbo - 1. stupid; imbecilic; 2. idiot or imbecile (from Dubbo - a town
in NSW)

Dublin Fair - hair
Duchess –
sideboard
Duck - no runs in
cricket; score of zero runs

Duck's dinner / Ducks dinner - drink of water, with nothing to eat

Duck's disease / Ducks disease - shortness of stature

Duck's egg / Ducks egg – (cricket) score of zero runs

Duck’s guts, the / Ducks guts, the - something really great; the very
best

Duck's neck / Ducks neck – cheque (rhyming slang)

Ducks and drakes / Ducks 'n' drakes - 1. shakes (rhyming slang); 2.
men and women
Ducks and
geese / Ducks ‘n’ geese – police (rhyming slang)

Duckshove - 1. use unfair methods; to be unscrupulous in dealings; 2.
(of a taxi driver) to solicit passengers along the roadside, rather
than waiting in turn at a rank

Duco - car paint

Dud – 1. any thing or person that proves a failure; 2. empty bottle;
3. con; cheat; rip off; 4. useless; defective: “dud cheque”; 5. that
fails: “dud joke”

Dud-dropper - one who sells cheap stuff as good stuff, implying that
it's cheap because it fell off the back of a truck (stolen)

Dud up – 1. cause someone to fail; 2. misinform someone deliberately

Dudded - ripped off, conned
Dudder – (car sales) customer with no credit standing; con-man, won't
pay bills

Dude - 1. adult male; fellow: “Some dudes at the pub were selling
raffle tickets”; 2. person who is fashionable, up-to-date and socially
acceptable: “Jason's such a dude, man”; 3. term of familiar address:
“Hey dude, what's happening?”; 4. (originally) person who is
stylishly and ostentatiously dressed; dandy; 5. (US West) city person
unfamiliar with the West, especially one who visits a dude ranch
(late-19th C. US slang; originally referring to appearance and dress
habits, thus perhaps eventually related to duds)

Dudette - female dude

Dudical - excellent; fantastic; incredibly cool

Duds – 1. trousers; 2. clothes, especially old or ragged clothes; 3.
belongings in general

Duff – 1. mess up; fluff: “It was an easy putt, but he's duffed it”
(backformation from “duffer” – stupid person); 2. steal cattle
(backformation from “duffer” – cattle thief); 3. vagina (18th C.
British slang)

Duffer – 1. stupid or incompetent person; one who is socially and
practically inept: “He's a bit of a duffer, but harmless at that”; 2.
used as a mild remonstrance to someone who has done something silly,
been clumsy, etc.: “You've left you hat on the train you duffer”
(perhaps from Scottish “duffar(t)”, “dowfart” - stupid, inactive
fellow); 3. rustler, cattle thief, sheep thief: “cattle duffer”,
“sheep duffer”; 18th C. British thieve's slang)

Duh – (interjection) 1. exclamation used to express a grunt, such as
one gives when receiving a blow, being winded, etc.; 2. exclamation
representing a filler used when thinking, usually implying stupidity

Duke - 1. (older slang) hand; 2. (older slang) hand over; give; 3.
(older slang) give as a bribe [from British slang; spelling variant of
“dukes”, from rhyming slang “Dukes of Yorks” = forks (fingers,
hands)]

Dull as dishwater - very boring

Dum-dum / Dumdum - (especially in children's speech) stupid person

Dumb down - 1. act dumber than one is: “She deliberately dumbed down
because she didn't want to seem a smart-arse”; 2. amend for a less
intellectual audience: “dumb down a speech”; 3. make (a country) less
intellectual by discouraging intellectualism, reducing academic
funding, etc.

Dumb-dumb - (especially in children's speech) stupid person

Dumb fuck / Dumb-fuck / Dumbfuck - (offensive and derogatory) foolish,
ignorant person

Dumb-cluck / Dumbcluck - fool; idiot

Dumber than a box load of (o’) rocks - not troubled by intelligence
Dumber than a wagon load of (o’) rocks -
not troubled by intelligence

Dummie / Dummy - 1. stupid person; dolt; 2. (especially in buying land)
one put forward to act for others while ostensibly acting on their own
behalf; 3. pacifier

Dump - 1. place, house, or town that is poorly kept up, and generally
of wretched appearance; 2. act of defecation: “taking a dump”; 3. end
a relationship with (someone); drop; 4. defecate; 5. (history) round
piece cut from the centre of a silver dollar, and used as a coin

Dump on (smb.) - criticise, put down or scold (someone)

Dump shit on (smth., smb.) - denigrate; criticise

Dumper - 1. tip-truck; 2. wave which, in shallow water, instead of
breaking evenly from the top, crashes violently down, throwing swimmers
or surfers to the bottom

Dunder-clumpen / Dunderclumpen - fool; idiot

Dung-puncher - (crass term for) male homosexual

Dung-pusher - (crass term for) male homosexual

Dunk the doughnut – said about a woman going for a swim
Dunlop cheque – 1. bounced cheque (returned
to smb.); 2. rubber

Dunlop overcoat - condom
Dunnie / Dunny – 1. outside lavatory, toilet, bathroom [shortening of
earlier “dunniken”, from British dialect and “cant”, from “danna”
(excrement) + “ken” (house)]; 2. the dunnies - toilet block, as in a
school yard, camping ground, etc.

Dunnie budgie / Dunny budgy - blowfly

Dunnie can / Dunny can - sanitary can
Dunnie man / Dunny man - (formerly) man whose job is to collect and
empty sanitary cans

Dunnies, the - toilet block, as in a school yard, camping ground, etc.

Dunno - contraction of “don't know”


Durrie / Durry - cigarette
Dust devil -
wind, whirly or dust twister

Dust mite - person from the Northern Territory
Dutch courage - having a few
(alcohol) drinks before doing something or going somewhere to give you
courage
Dutch oven - farting under the bed cover blankets and pulling the
covers over someone else's head
Dutch peg - leg (rhyming slang)

Dutch shout - meal or entertainment in which each person pays their own
way

Dutch treat - meal or entertainment in which each person pays their own
way

Dweeb - person who is stupid, lacks style, or is otherwise annoying;
dag

Dweebie / Dweeby - befitting a dweeb; daggy

Dycon - (n.) person who has achieved icon status amongst the lesbian
community [blend of “dyke” (lesbian) + “icon”]

Dyke – 1. lesbian [originally US slang (1920s), appearing
contemporaneously with bull dyke; from earlier (1850s) US slang (esp.
Southern) “dike”, “dike out” – to dress up in finery, “diked
out” – dressed up; perhaps referring to women who dressed up as men;
although originally a lesbian word it was commonly used derogatorily by
homophobes, and is still used so despite being successfully reclaimed
as a positive term by the lesbian community. A similar history is to be
seen with the words “gay” and “queer” (Macquarie Dictionary: Book
of Slang. -
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/p/dictionary/slang-a.html)]; 2.
lavatory [originally British slang (1920s); from Middle English
“dike”, from Old English “dic” = “ditch”, for “water”)

Dykefest - 1. organised lesbian event, dinner, etc.; 2. (derogatory)
any social or formal gathering of women

Dykey - having a lesbian quality

Dykhardt - Sydney suburb of Leichhardt, noted for its considerable
lesbian population

Dykon - (n.) person who has achieved icon status amongst the lesbian
community [blend of “dyke” (lesbian) + “icon”]


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G'darn / Ga darn - surprise at something
G'Day / Ga
day – hello! hi!


G'dye - Hello! Good day!

G.I. - (of a person or place) inconveniently located; inaccessible
(standing for “Geographically Impossible”)
Ga-ga - mad; insane
Gab - chatter; talk

Gabba – 1. type of extremely fast dance music; 2. the Gabba - Brisbane
cricket ground at Wooloongabba (that’s why “the Gabba” for short)

Gabber - type of extremely fast dance music

Gadgeter - I would be most grateful if you would: “I'll gadgeter sew a
bun ommy shirt”; “Yeggo ninter tan? I'll gadgeter gepme some
lickerish traps an some ries-up lides”

Gaffer – 1. old man; old bloke: “some silly old gaffer”; 2. foreman
or boss; 3. cigarette [variant of late Middle English “godfar”
(contracted form of “godfather”)]

Gaga – 1. senile; stupid; 2. mad; fatuously eccentric; 3. besotted:
“He is gaga about his new car” (French: senile, senile person;
probably imitative of meaningly babble)

Gal - used to represent the American pronunciation of “girl”



Galah – 1. loud, rudely behaved person; 2. irresponsible, erratic
male; 3. show-off; 4. fool, named after the bird of the same name which
flies south in the winter - a bloody silly thing to do in the Southern
Hemisphere; 5. grey and pink noisy parrot; 6. Australian meal [Having
plucked and cleaned galahs, place in a large saucepan of water over an
open fire. Add two or three large rocks from a creek nearby. Boil for
two to three days, adding water as required. By this time the rocks
should have softened, throw away the galahs and eat the rocks. Galah
variations: Variation 1. After the rocks are done, reduce heat but
continue simmering over low heat for another week. Make sure the water
level is kept up. Variation 2. After the rocks are done, remove and
maintain a slow boil of the Galahs while a side dish of lava is
obtained. Serve both immediately, preferably with the lava on top of
the meat. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. – P.VI. -
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part6/)]

Galah session - time set aside for the people of isolated outback areas
to converse with one another by radio (from the noisy sounds made by
large groups of galahs)

Galloper - racehorse


Galoot - foolish person

Gamarouche - act of fellatio (from French “gamahucher”)



Game – 1. pursuit, intention, task; 2. business or profession:
“Andrew is in the building game now”; 3. having a go at something
others think or find difficult; 4. brave

Game as a piss ant / Game as a piss-ant / Game as a pissant - very
daring

Game as Ned Kellie / Game as Ned Kelly – 1. have a go; 2. very game;
courageous; 3. with fighting spirit; plucky; resolute [Edward Ned Kelly
was a bushranger, or outlaw who gained notoriety last century with his
gang "The Kelly Gang". They were responsible for many holdups of
travellers. His "trademark" was an iron helmet and breastplate which
he fashioned from an old plough late in his "career". He was finally
captured in a bloody shootout at a place called Glenrowan, where the
gang was besieged by troopers. It looks like the gang was all killed,
except for Kelly who stood off the troopers in his armour until his
wounds overcame him. He was promptly hung a short time later, in
Melbourne Gaol in 1880; his last words being "Such is life". He
attained the fame in Australia that outlaws in America similarly
received. (Soc.culture.australian FAQ. – P.III. -
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/australian-faq/part3/)]

Game as Phar Lap – 1. have a go; 2. very game; courageous; 3. with
fighting spirit; plucky; resolute

Game is up, the / Game’s up, the - said to inform someone that they
have been caught doing something illegal, wrong, naughty, etc.

Game plan - overall strategy

Game, set and match / Game, set ‘n’ match- convincing victory;
complete triumph

Gander – (n., v.) look

Gang bang - occasion on which a number of males have sexual intercourse
with one female

Gang slash - occasion on which a number of males have sexual
intercourse with one female

Gang splash - occasion on which a number of males have sexual
intercourse with one female

Ganga – marijuana (Hindi)

Gangie / Gangy - occasion on which a number of males have sexual
intercourse with one female

Gangsta rap - type of rap music with harsh anti-authoritarian lyrics

Ganja – marijuana (Hindi)

Gank – steal

Gaol - Australian and British spelling of "jail"

Gaol-bait - girl or boy below the legal age of consent

Gappan – white clay

Garage – 1. type of dance music; 2. (of pop or rock music) quite raw
and unpolished, as that produced by bands which characteristically
practise in a band member's garage

Garage door is open, the / Garage door’s open, the - phrase used to
politely inform someone that their fly is undone

Garage sale - yard sale

Garbage guts - person who eats to excess or will eat any food

Garbler mince – 1. within the next half hour: “I'll be with you in a
garbler mince”; 2. greetings: “With the garbler mince of the Gem of
Directors”

Garbo – 1. one employed to collect garbage; garbage collector; 2.
garbage bin
Garbologist - (jocular) municipal garbage collector

Gardening - yard work

Gargle - drink, usually alcoholic

Garment - invitation to visit: "Garment seamy anile seward icon do";
"Garment the garden, Maud, I mirrored the gaiter loan" (Tennyson)


Gas-bag / Gasbag – 1. talk much; 2. empty, voluble talker; windbag

Gas guzzler - car which consumes an inordinate amount of fuel

Gash - (offensive and crass) 1. vagina or vulva; 2. women in general,
viewed as sex objects (from 19th C. British slang)


Gastro - stomach upset
Gawk – 1. stare openly; 2. stare stupidly

Gawk at - stare: “What are you gawking at?” (cf. Middle English
“gaw” = stare, from Old Norse)

Gay – 1. homosexual, especially of a man; 2. (especially with
teenagers) uncool, unattractive, not socially acceptable: “What a gay
haircut”; “That band is so gay”; 3. homosexual male [originally US
slang (1920s); originally gay slang; for a long time used by homophobic
people as a derogatory term, reclaimed as a positive word by the gay
community and now pretty much an item of standard English (a similar
history is to be seen with the words dyke and queer)]
Gay and heartie / Gay and hearty / Gay ‘n’ heartie / Gay ‘n’
hearty - party


Gay bar - bar which caters to a gay clientele

Gay boy - young male homosexual

Gaydar - ability to recognise gay men on sight (blend of “gay” +
“radar”)

Gazunder – 1. chamber-pot that goes under the bed; 2. (cricket)
mullygrubber (alteration of the phrase “goes under”)

Gear - 1. various items, paraphernalia, especially as associated with a
particular activity, task, job, etc.: “Grab your gear, we're off; we
left all the gear back at the house; where's me fishin' gear?”; 2. any
illegal drug of addiction, often marijuana or heroin; 3. apparatus used
to prepare and inject drugs, especially heroin; 4. clothes: “get your
gear off”; 5. used loosely to refer to whatever is being discussed;
stuff; type of thing: “and all that gear; I don't like any of that
mucking about gear”

Gear up - get prepared: “all geared up for the big race”

Gee - 1. exclamation of surprise, wonderment, etc. (from “Jesus!”);
2. thousand dollars; $1000 (from “g”, standing for “grand”)


Gee-gee - 1. (in children's speech) horse; 2. the gee-gees –
horseraces

Gee liggedie! / Gee liggedy! – exclamation

Gee up – 1. incite; urge: “he was geeing up the crowd”; “all geed
up and raring to go”; 2. (n.) lift (as of spirits, enthusiasm, etc.):
“The big crowd gave the players a gee up”

Gee whiz / Gee whizz – 1. exclamation expressing surprise, admiration,
etc.; 2. (of a device, etc.) technologically sophisticated: “gee whiz
computer game” (euphemistic variation of Jesus)

Geek – 1. look (from British dialect “geek” - peer, stare, peek); 2.
(generally) nerd; uncool person; 3. (in school contexts) reviled
diligent, studious student; book-worm; 4. (in computing contexts, on
the Internet, etc.) complete fanatic; one whose whole life revolves
around their computer; 5. often used jocularly in a positive sense:
“I'm a big computer geek, the geekiest of them all” (originally US
slang (1900s); from British dialect, variant of “geck” (16th C.) -
fool, simpleton; from Low German “geck”, Dutch “gek”)

Geek-speak - computer jargon

Geekboy - male computer geek, especially on the Internet

Geekgirl - female computer geek, especially on the Internet

Geekster - computer geek, especially on the Internet

Geeky – 1. of the nature of a geek; befitting a geek; 2. socially
awkward; 3. dorky

Geez – 1. (interjection) gee; gee whiz (alteration of Jesus); 2. look:
“Give us a geez, will ya?”

Geezer – 1. odd or funny old man (probably from dialect pronunciation
of “guiser”, from “guise” - to go in disguise); 2. look: “Give us
a geezer at your new bike”

Gel – 1. come together in a comprehensible way; 2. used to represent
British or high-faluting pronunciation of “girl”

Gen – 1. general information; 2. all the necessary information about a
subject: “give me the gen”

Gen up - become informed (about); learn or read up (about)

George E. Porchie / George E. Porchy - main character in one of those
baffling and inconsequent nursery rhymes with which Strine parents have
for so long brainwashed their unfortunate children. Nauseatingly coy
and yet loaded with disturbing ambiguity, it has been conceived with
the obvious intention of engendering a sense of bewildered insecurity
in the psyche of the innocent child. (For those who are unfamiliar
with the rhyme, the authorized version is as follows: “George E.
Porchy kissed the girls and made them cry And doesn't know where to
find them. And his bullets were made of lead, lead, lead, And cockle
shells all in a row.” The unhealthy emphasis on sex - presented as
something terrifying; something which makes one cry. The equivocal
melancholy of, “doesn't know where to find them”. Note the
neo-colonial imperialistic line about bullets; and finally those cockle
shells - all in a row like a lot of undemocratic automata. Surely this
is calculated to corrupt and deprave. Surely children should be told
only the clean, straight-forward realistic tales of violence and horror
that their little minds crave, and which fit them so well for the world
of today. All this provocative and menacing symbolism of bullets and
cockle shells must surely induce nightmares and inhibit the normal
kicking of playmates' shins and the happy gouging out of little eyes.
Fortunately, recent research into early Strine history has brought to
light important new facts about George E. Porchy. He was, in fact,
just a lovable old poisoner and a great favourite of little girls
everywhere. This means that the whole squalid incident of the cockle
shells can be forgotten, and the rhyme rewritten somewhat as follows:
“George E. Porchy kissed the girls And wrapped them round with furs
and pearls. He stroked their cheeks and called them “Honey” And gave
them little bags of money. He gave them cognac with their coffee, And,
finally, some home-made “toffee”. He said, as rigor mortis followed,
‘It must have been something that they swallowed.'”) Giorgio Eduardo
Porchy was the only son of Allegro and Lucrezia Borgia, who migrated
from Italy to this country in 1852 where they changed their name to
Porchy and established a small poisoning anf garroting shop in a
prosperous goldmining town near Bendigo. Giorgio, a bright boy with a
happy nature, took to poisoning effortlessly. When he was twelve both
his parents died suddenly in rather mysterious circumstances, and he
immediately took over the shop, which he built up into a thriving
business. For a while he had a little trouble wuth the authorities, who
tended to be rather conservative in their ways. Fortunately, however,
the police sergeant and the local magistrate were both women - the
handsome Durberville sisters, daughters of the local dairyman. This no
doubt is the origin of the preposterous libel about “kissed the girls
and made them cry over spilt milk”. Anyway, the likeable young George
soon won their hearts and married them. He soon inherited the dairy
from their father, who had passed away unexpectedly an hour or so after
the wedding breakfast, and he successfully combined the two businesses.
Eventually he became mayor, then local member, and finally a senator,
and was for many years one of the most popular figures in the district.
After his murder the local citizens, whose number had by this time
dwindled to about twenty-five, erected a monument to his memory in the
form of a bronze statue holding aloft a smoking test-tube, and
surrounded by a group of happy little girls waving arsenical lipsticks.
Issuing from his smiling lips is an elegant bronze “balloon” on which
is inscribed his family motto: “Spero non Taedium” – “I hope I
haven't Borgia”. (Afferbeck Lauder. Let Stalk Strine. -
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt)


Georgie Moore / Georgy Moore – door (rhyming slang)

Geri / Gerie / Gery - geriatric, old person (short for “geriatric”)



Germ - obnoxious person, especially a small person or one in a low
position of authority: “smug little germ behind the counter”

Germaine greer - ear (rhyming slang)
German band – hand (rhyming slang)

Geronimo – (interjection) cry used when making a parachute jump



Gerrie / Gerry - geriatric, old person

Gerrie Riddle / Gerry Riddle – piddle (rhyming slang); urinate

Gertie Gitana / Gerty Gitana – banana (rhyming slang)

Gest Vonner - well-known linguist, heard regularly on the Ibey Sea

Get – 1. have someone in a corner, especially when arguing a point;
catch out: “I've got you there, haven't I?”; 2. amuse: “that really
gets me”; 3. exact revenge: “I'll get you for that”; 4. understand,
comprehend: “What I don't get is, why?”; 5. trick or deceive: “Gets
'em every time”

Get a bag – (cricket) sarcastic remark made to a cricketer who has
dropped a catch

Get a big head - become or be a conceited person: “Don't get a big
head about it”

Get a (black) dog up you - abusive expression; go to hell; fuck off

Get a fucking life! - exhortation to someone to become worthwhile;
start living an interesting and fulfilling life

Get a good earbashing – get smb. to be talking to him for a long time
Get a guernsey – 1. be
selected for a job or a team; 2. succeed, win approval

Get a handle on – 1. be able to utilise something; 2. understand

Get a leg in - make a start

Get a leg over - have sexual intercourse with

Get a leg up - get start at something

Get a life - exhortation to someone to become worthwhile, to start
living an interesting and fulfilling life; catch-phrase expressing
derision at another person's life, view of life, point of view, etc.

Get a move on - hurry up and start; begin right away

Get a mullet up you - abusive expression; piss off; go to hell; fuck
off!

Get a woollie dog up (smb.) / Get a woolly dog up (smb.) – get lost
(smb.)

Get a wriggle on - hurry up

Get air – (sport) become airborne

Get an eyeful of (o’) - look at

Get any - obtain sexual intercourse: “Are you getting any?”

Get at – 1. imply: “What are you getting at?”; 2. tamper with:
“Don't let the kids get at that cord”; 3. annoy: “What's got at
you?”

Get away with murder - avoid blame or punishment for (something)

Get bent – 1. get stoned on marijuana, etc.; 2. (used imperatively) go
away; piss off

Get by the short and curlies / Get by the short ‘n’ curlies – get on
a short leash, in a very bad position

Get canned - have a lot of fun

Get cracking - start an activity, especially energetically

Get done - be completely defeated

Get fucked – 1. go away; leave me alone; 2. expression of disbelief

Get gravel rash - act in a sycophantic fashion, as if by crawling


Get in one’s back door and mash one’s dinner / Get in one’s back
door ‘n’ mash one’s dinner - have anal sex with smb.


Get in one's hair - irritate or annoy someone

Get into one's pants - have sex with someone

Get it – 1. be killed; 2. get into trouble

Get it in the neck - be reprimanded or punished severely

Get it off with - have sex with

Get it up - achieve an erection

Get it up smb. – 1. (of a male) have sex with someone; 2. successfully
stir or annoy someone

Get knotted! - angry way of saying “go now”

Get lost - go away; desist: “Get lost, will you!”

Get nicked - exclamation of contempt; (used imperatively) piss off!

Get off at Redfern - practise coitus interruptus (from Redfern Station,
the railway station immediately before Central Railway Station, Sydney)

Get off on – 1. be sexually stimulated by someone or something; 2. be
excited by something

Get off one's bike - lose one's temper

Get off one’s high horse – one’s arrogance is unacceptable
Get off the boat - reach
across the dinner table for the salt
Get on like a house on fire - be extremely happy in
someone's company

Get on one's goat - annoy or irritate one

Get on one's quince - annoy, irritate

Get on one's wick - irritate someone

Get on the ball - be alert
Get one’s arse into gear – get moving; become organised and ready for
action

Get one's end in - (of a male) have sexual intercourse

Get one's eye in - adapt oneself to a situation

Get one's goat - annoy or irritate one

Get one's Irish up - become angry

Get one's jollies - get excited; get one's cheap thrills

Get one's knickers in a knot - become agitated, flustered, bothered
(about something)

Get one's knickers in a twist - become agitated or flustered

Get one's rocks off – 1. (of a male or female) to ejaculate; 2. gain
pleasurable experience from: “He gets his rocks off on heavy metal”

Get one's shit together - be in complete control of one's life,
emotions, etc.

Get one's wick wet - (of a man) to loose their virginity

Get (oneself) outside - eat or, especially, drink: “Get yourself
outside this beer”

Get out - not lose money on: “If she wins this race we'll get out
okay; the stable got out and didn't lose so much at all”

Get out of (o’) a wet paper-bag – be not too strong or smart

Get out of (o’) here - expression of disbelief

Get rooted! - term of abuse; go away!

Get set - place a bet (in two-up, horseracing, etc.)
Get smb. by the short and curlies – get on a short leash, in a very
bad position Get smb. to come across - try to get someone
over to your way of thinking

Get some pork on your fork - (of a male) obtain some sexual intercourse

Get stuck into - 1. set about (a task) vigorously; 2. attack (someone)
vigorously either physically or verbally; 3. become embroiled in an
argument; 4. eat hungrily

Get stuffed! - term of abuse; (used imperatively) go away; piss off!

Get technical - propound or apply a strict interpretation of the rules

Get that up you! - expression of derision; sucked in!

Get the axe - be dismissed from a job

Get the boot - be discharged, be dismissed from a job

Get the chop - be dismissed from a job

Get the darling pea - act strange, insane

Get the digit out - stop wasting time and start work

Get the drop on - get or have at a disadvantage
Get the drum – get the truth

Get the foreman's job / Get the foremans job - take a white collar job
as in management, politics, etc., such usually regarded as a betrayal
of a working class background (from the rhyme “the working class can
kiss my arse, I've got the foreman's job at last”, often sung to the
tune of “The Red Flag”)

Get the frog untied - depart or leave, hit the road

Get the fuck out of (o’) here - expression of disbelief

Get the shits - become upset, angry

Get (smb.) to come across - try to get someone over to your way of
thinking

Get the spear - be dismissed from a job
Get the trots - suffer from diarrhea
Get the wind up - become anxious

Get the wobblie boot on / Get the wobbly boot on - (be) drunk

Get this! - expression asking someone to listen and comprehend; to pay
attention to and accept: “Get this - ninety-five of kids in the ACT
wear surf clothes”

Get under one's skin – 1. irritate one; 2. fascinate or attract one

Get up - (of a competitor) win a race, game, etc.
Get up Dawn's crack / Get up Dawns crack - get up early (crack of dawn)

Get up one’s nose – upset, irritate, annoy
Get up smb. – 1.
(of a male) have sex with (someone); 2. successfully stir or annoy
someone; rebuke somebody: "The boss got up me for being late"


Get what for - be punished severely

Get with - engage in kissing and petting

Get with it – 1. become aware of a situation; 2. concentrate; 3. be
able to cope; 4. become fashionable or up-to-date

Get with smb. – 1. neck, kiss, and pet with (someone); 2. have sexual
intercourse with someone

Gew-gaw - showy, gaudy, but cheap & useless (shock at the gaudy
cheapness)

Ghost – (car sales) warranty which is called upon extensively by the
customer

Gibber - (Aboriginal) large rock or a desert; rounded stone

Gibbie / Gibby - (Aboriginal) stony desert

Gidday - fairly common daytime (sometimes even nighttime) greeting
Gidday you old bastard - term of endearment

Giddie goat / Giddy goat - tote, totalisator

Giddie gout / Giddy gout - boy scout


Gie-mpie leg / Gie-mpy leg / Giempie leg / Giempy leg - not working,
damaged leg

Gig – 1. stupid person; fool: “Don't make a gig of yourself!”
(British dialect “gig” - to laugh at, taunt); 2. booking for an
entertainer to perform at a venue; 3. performance itself; 4. any job or
occupation; 5. (of a musician or group) to play gigs [specific jazz
application of earlier US slang (1900s): job, occupation]; 6. watch;
stare; 7. look; geek (shortening of “fizgig”); 8. (computers)
gigabyte

Gillion - unimaginably large amount

Gimme / Gimmier - please give me..: “Gimmier nairm semmitchenna cuppa
tea“ (this word is the subject of a curious sexual taboo; it may be
used only by females)

Gin - female aborigine

Ging - child's catapult; slingshot (possibly imitative of the sound
made when firing it)

Ginger - backside; bum: “swift kick up the ginger”

Ginger ale – tail (rhyming slang)

Ginger beer(s) - ear(s) (rhyming slang)

Ginger Megg – leg (rhyming slang)

Gink – 1. (older slang) silly person; 2. look: “Have a gink at this”
(nasalised variant of “geek” - a look)

Ginormous - incredibly huge; of outstanding size (blend of “gigantic”
+ “enormous”)

Gip – 1. swindle; cheat; defraud or rob by some sharp practice; 2.
obtain by swindling or cheating; steal; 3. swindle; 4. swindler or
cheat (possibly, as racial slur, from “gypsy”)

Gippo – (racist) Egyptian

Girl – 1. woman: “He's seeing a girl from work”; 2. one's
girlfriend; 3. derogatory term for a male who does not display
appropriate masculinity, especially used by males in sporting contexts:
“Make a decent effort, ya girl!”; 4. the girls - group of female
friends: “Just going out with the girls” (Middle English “gurle”,
from Old English)

Girl’s blouse / Girls blouse - effeminate or ineffectual man

Girl's dick / Girls dick - female genitals

Girl’s germs / Girls germs - (amongst children) supposed contagion of
girlness avoided by boys

Girl's week / Girls week - menstrual period

Girl thing - interest, habit, etc., that is typically female as opposed
to male

Girldie Larks / Girldy Larks - early Strine juvile dinquent tea nature,
whose scandalous career has until now been hushed up and whose evil
character whitewashed by her sentimental, over-indulgent parents.
Girldie Larks is now known to have been a psychopathic thief and
tormentor of dumb animals. An associate of Little Red, Robin and other
hoods, she made the lives of our forebears intolerable by her continual
raids into their territory - tresspassing, stealing food, and
destroying property. [Her special victims appear to have been the
upright and popular Behr family - Father, Mother, Baby and the silent
and rather less well known

Cammon Behr. Her savage depredations continued for some years until

eventually, his patience exhausted, Cammon cried, “A little Behr will

fix her!” and he then cut out her heart and threw it down a well –
this being the appropriate course of action in those days when there
were so many wells about. A typical example of Girldie Larks' vicious
cruelty is immortalized in the following old Strine folk song:
“Girldie Larks, Girldie Larks, where have you been? I beat up London
and vented my spleen, And then I cummome menai harrased the Behrs; I
yay tarp their porridge and bro karp their chairs. I savaged the beds
and I tordan the fences. And frightened a little mouse out of its
senses.” (Afferbeck Lauder. Let Stalk Strine. -
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt)]
Girlie / Girly – 1. illustrating or featuring nude or nearly nude
women: “girlie magazine”; 2. of or befitting a girl; effeminate:
“girlie designer beers”

Girlie-girlie / Girly-girly - effusively effeminate in the manner of a
small girl

Girlie sick / Girly sick - suffering period pain

Girls, the - group of female friends: “Just going out with the girls”
(Middle English “gurle”, from Old English)

Girls' night out - evening on which a group of women have a night out
together

Gism - sperm; semen (19th C. US slang, from British dialect “chissom”
- a shoot or sprout, to germinate)

Gismo – gadget

Gissa - please give me..: “Gissa lookcha alchbra” (this word is the
subject of a curious sexual taboo; it may be used only by males)

Git - fool; stupid person
Give a gobful - abuse, usually justifiably: "The neighbours were having
a noisy party so I went and gave them a gobful"


Give a stuff – care about something

Give a whirl - try something with optimism, to try doing something by
giving it one’s best

Give birth to a politician - defecate
Give birth to Kim Beaslie / Give birth to Kim Beasly - defecate very
considerably

Give birth to your twin - defecate
Give currie / Give curry - assault orally

Give it a bash – try something someone is not sure of
Give it a burl - try it, have a go
Give it a
butcher’s / Give it a butchers – look into it (rhymes with
“butcher's hook”) Give it a go – try

Give it a whirl - try doing something by giving it
one’s best Give it away -
give up on something
Give it the flick - throw it away

Give lip - talk, especially to a superior, in a cheeky or insolent
manner; be cheeky
Give smb. a bell - ring on the phone


Give smb. a bit of (o’) currie / Give smb. a bit of (o’) curry –
give someone a hard time of it

Give smb. currie / Give smb. curry - assault smb. orally

Give (smb.) heaps – 1. express strong displeasure with (someone);
criticise severely; 2. tease; provoke to anger, annoyance, etc., by
banter or mockery

Give (smb.) shit - annoy (someone)

Give (smb.) the arse - reject or rebuff (someone); dismiss from
employment

Give smb. the big A - dismiss that someone is out of hand

Give (smb.) the bird - to ridicule (someone)

Give (smb.) the drum - give (someone) information or advice, usually
confidential or profitable

Give (smb.) the flick – 1. dismiss or sack (someone); 2. end a
romantic relationship with (someone); drop (someone) (rhyming slang
“flick pass” = arse)

Give smb. the irrits - extremely irritate; make (someone) annoyed

Give (smb.) the old one-two - punch (someone) with a left and a right

Give (smb.) the shits - arouse dislike, resentment, annoyance in
(someone)

Give smb. the willies – 1. give feelings of uneasiness or fear: “That
creaking door is giving me the willies”; 2. annoy, frustrate, or vex

Give (smb.) the run-around / Give (smb.) the runround - fob (someone)
off with evasions and subterfuges

Give (smth.) the flick - give up an activity, job, etc. (rhyming slang
“flick pass” = arse)

Give the ferret a run - (of a male) urinate

Give the flick - get rid of smb. or smth. (rhyming slang “flick pass”
= arse)
Give the game away - give up trying

Give the man a cigar - response to a correct answer

Give up as a bad job - abandon as unprofitable an undertaking already
begun

Give way – yield (driving on the road)

Gizmo – 1. something that the name cannot be remembered; 2. gadget

Glad – gladiolus, a type of flower

Glad eye, the - inviting or flirtatious look: “She gave him the glad
eye”

Glad hand, the - (usually ironic) effusive welcome, often public: “to
give someone the glad hand”

Glad rags - best clothes

Gladdie / Gladdy - gladiolus, a type of flower

Glam – 1. glamorous; 2. glamour: “all the glitz and glam”

Glam rock - type of rock'n'roll of the 70s characterised by performers
dressed in a showy, glittering, outrageous style

Glamour puss - glamorous woman

Glass can - small squat beer bottle; stubby

Glassie / Glassy - person employed to clean away used glasses,
ashtrays, etc., in a hotel or club

Glitch – 1. minor problem; hiccup; 2. snag; hitch

Glitz - conspicuous luxury and opulence of a phoney nature
(backformation from “glitzy”)

Glitzie / Glitzy - outwardly glamorous and glittery (blend of
“glitter” + “ritzy”)

Gloria Sarah Tich - madame Titch is perhaps even more revered than Ned
Kelly or the bellicose but lovable War Sigma Tilda. Gloria Sarah Titch
has always been a great favourite of Strine elder statesmen, who often
refer to her in their more exuberant exhortations, e.g. “This is our
Gloria Sarah Titch - we must defend it with your last drop of blood!”
or “If you vote for those dingoes you'll be betraying our Gloria Sarah
Titch”

Gloria Soame - 1. glorious home; 2. spurban house of more than fourteen
squares, containing fridge, telly, wart wall carps, payshow, and a
kiddies' rumps room

Glorie hole / Glory hole - hole in a wall, as between toilet cubicles,
used for sexual purposes, as the insertion of penis, voyeurism, etc.

Glum bum - pessimistic person

Gnarlie / Gnarly - excellent; terrific: “gnarly surf”

Gnome or gnus – (Strine) no more news

Go - 1. fight: “have a go at him”; 2. attempt: “give it a go!”; 3.
chance: “fair go”; 4. (v.) success: “make a go of something”; 5.
say, especially used when reporting speech: “So I go to him, ‘Shut
your face!’”; 6. have some specified food or drink: “I could really
go a beer right now”

Go all the way - have sexual intercourse

Go ape (over) - react with excessive and unrestrained pleasure,
excitement, etc.

Go ape shit over - react with unrestrained emotion

Go apeshit - go crazy

Go back to taws - start at the beginning

Go ballistic - become crazy; get furious

Go bananas – 1. become uncontrollably angry; 2. become mentally
unbalanced

Go berko - become mad, look like going mad

Go bite your bum – be quiet

Go bung – 1. (obsolete) die; 2. break down; cease to function; 3.
fail; 4. become bankrupt (from the Aboriginal language Jagara)
Go bush - go into hiding; turn one's back on civilisation; adopt a way
of life close to nature

Go butcher’s at / Go butchers at - become angry with (rhyming slang:
“butcher's hook” - “look”; “crook”)

Go butcher’s hook at / Go butchers hook at - become angry with
(rhyming slang: “butcher's hook” - “look”; “crook”)

Go combo - begin such a relationship

Go crook - become angry
Go crook at - assertively express one’s anger, upbraid noisily

Go crook on - assertively express one’s anger, upbraid noisily

Go dip your eye in cockie’s (cockies ) shit / Go dip your eye in
cocky's shit - if you don't like it, bugger off

Go down – 1. occur; happen: “What's going down?”; 2. perform
fellatio or cunnilingus

Go down like a lead balloon - fail dismally; fail to elicit the desired
response
Go down on (smb.) - perform fellatio or cunnilingus on (someone)

Go down the tubes - go to ruin

Go down the waterhole - off to the hotel or pub

Go eyes out - work very hard

Go figure - mildly sarcastic expression of surprise or confusion

Go flie a kite / Go fly a kite - phrase used to rebuff someone; get
lost!

Go for a Bo-peep - sly look at something
Go for a kip – have short
rest, sleep, nap
Go for a slash – be going to urinate

Go for a walkabout – go for a long walk, for an aboriginal holiday
away in the bush; period of spiritual enlightenment

Go for broke - (gambling, investment, etc.) 1. risk all one's capital
in the hope of a very large gain; 2. take a major risk in pursuing an
activity, objective, etc., to its extreme; 3. go all out

Go for it! - exhortation to action

Go for the doctor – 1. bet all one's money on a race; 2. go all out

Go for your life - expression of encouragement or consent

Go fuck yourself - strong request to be left alone by someone, or for
someone to stop annoying you

Go great guns - have a period of success at something

Go Greek - have anal intercourse

Go-in - fight: “They had a bit of a go-in behind the pub”
Go it – (surfing) take off on a wave
Go jump - expression of dismissal; piss off!

Go jump in the creek - expression of dismissal; piss off!

Go jump in the lake - expression of dismissal; piss off!

Go like a blue ass flie / Go like a blue ass fly - do something very
fast

Go like a cut cat - go very fast

Go like a rocket – 1. move fast; 2. (of a machine) function well

Go like a shower of (o’) shit - be really fast or impressive

Go like hot cakes - selling or given away very fast
Go like the clappers - move fast


Go off – 1. (of a party, dance party, etc.) be excellent; be
successful; fire: “It was a great night, it really went off”; “place
was going off”; 2. (surfing) produce many good riding waves; really
pump; 3. (of an illegal establishment) be raided by the police
Go off at - criticise or scold

Go off like a frog in a sock – 1. go crazy, be raging; 2. (of a party,
dance party, etc.) be excellent; be successful; fire ; 3. (surfing)
produce many good riding waves; really pump; 4. (of an illegal
establishment) be raided by the police

Go off like Chinese New Year - go wild

Go off the deep end - go insane; become violently agitated; lose
control of the emotions
Go out - be in an amorous or sexual relationship: “They've been going
out for donkey's years”; “going out with the star of a soapie”

Go over like a lead balloon - fail dismally; fail to elicit the desired
response

Go over the falls – (surfing) wipe-out from the top of a wave going
over with the lip

Go phut - collapse, become ruined

Go postal - go crazy; go berserk


Go pull a cow's (cows ) cunt over your head and (‘n’) get a bull to
fuck some sense into you - wake up to yourself


Go rotate - (used in the imperative) offensive request that someone
leave you alone
Go
round the bend - become crazy or mental

Go sit on that and rotate / Go sit on that ‘n’ rotate - (“that”
refers to an upheld finger) offensive request that someone leave you
alone

Go straight - lead an honest life, especially after a prison sentence

Go take a (running) jump (at yourself) - impolite dismissal indicating
the speaker's wish to end the conversation

Go the biff – fight (imitative of the sound of a punch)

Go the full montie / Go the full monty – 1. go the whole way; 2. (of a
male) do a striptease act; strip off (recent popularity due to the 1997
moive “The Full Monty” which featured men doing a striptease;
probably originally from “monte” - a card game in which cards are
heaped up, from Spanish “monte” = mountain)

Go the grope - fondle with a sexual purpose

Go the growl - perform cunnilingus on (someone) [from rhyming slang
“growl and grunt” = cunt]

Go the knuckle - fight, especially with the fists

Go the whole hog - do completely and thoroughly; commit oneself
unreservedly to a course of action
Go there - move onto an undesirable topic of conversation (used with a
negative in order to prevent such an event): “Don't go there - I don't
want to know!”
Go through the roof - become incredibly angry
Go through (smb.) - (offensive) (of a man) have sex with (a woman)
Go to bed with - have sex with

Go to billie-oh / Go to billyo / Go to billy-oh / Go to billyoh - get
lost

Go to buggerie / Go to buggery – ask to leave or keep one’s nose
out-in a very nasty way; go to hell!

Go to market - become angry, excited, unmanageable
Go to pieces - break down with emotion

Go to pot - deteriorate

Go to the block - go to the vacant piece of land
Go to the dogs - be no longer
good
Go to the flicks - go to the cinema

Go to the pack – 1. degenerate; collapse; 2. give up; admit defeat

Go to water - lose courage
Go troppo - move north to tropical Australia; become crazy because of
the heat and maybe a drink or two or twenty
Go
twentie to the dozen / Go twenty to the dozen – move or do something
very fast or too fast

Go walkabout – 1. aboriginals go away to seek spiritual enlightenment;
2. go away, travel; 3. be lost; can't be found

Go walking - (of an inanimate object) disappear: “My pen's gone
walking”
Go with (smb.) - be in an amorous or sexual relationship with (someone)

Go woam – (Strine) go home

Goal sneak – 1. player who catches the opposition unawares and scores
a goal; 2. full-forward

Goanna - pianna (piano)

Goat – fool

Goat boat - surf ski


Gob – 1. mouth; 2. sticky mass of slimy substance; 3. gobble down: “I
just gobbed half a packet of lollies”; 4. spit or expectorate

Gob off / Gobble off – fellate

Gob the goop / Gobble the goop - perform fellatio

Gobbledegook - written or spoken nonsense (originally US military slang
(1940s) for “red tape”, from the earlier slang phrase “gobble the
goop” - perform fellatio)

Gobbler mincer - greetings: “The gobbler mincer the season”; “With
the gobbler mincer the author”

Gobsmacked - astonished; flabbergasted

God - oath or exclamation used to express weariness, annoyance,
disappointment, etc.

God-awful / Godawful - terrible

God botherer - religious fanatic (of the door-to-door variety)

God damn (smb. or smth.) - oath wishing ill to befall the person or
thing it is directed at

God-damn / Goddam / Goddamn - used as an intensifier: “goddamn
idiot”; “the whole goddamn night long”

God's gift to / Gods gift to - (often ironic) truly wonderful person in
a particular sphere of interest: “god's gift to the business world”;
“He thinks he's God's gift to women”

God's own / Gods own – 1. intensifier: “It'll be God's own misery
next winter”; 2. (of a country) the best; paradise

Godzone - one's own country, viewed as the best on earth: "I can't wait
to get back to Godzone"

Goer – 1. someting that will definitely occur, that one has been
trying to make happen; 2. something that works well; 3. someone with a
high libido: “She’s a real goer!”; 4. person who displays great
energy and drive; 5. horse, vehicle, etc., which goes very fast; 6. one
who engages in sex vigorously and with gusto; 7. any activity, project,
etc., having evident prospects of success

Goey - drug speed

Goggles - glasses, especially strong ones

Going off - used for a night spot or party that is a lot of fun: "The
place was really going off"

Going-over – 1. thorough examination; 2. severe beating or thrashing

Going troppo - going tropical; laid-back and fun-loving

Gold-digger - man or woman who has a sexual relationship with or
marries someone in order to obtain some financial gain

Gold head – (car sales) home owner, having good credit standing

Golden arches - McDonald's Family Restaurant

Golden duck – (cricket) dismissal on the first ball

Golden handshake - gratuity or benefit, given to employees as a
recognition of their services on the occasion of their retirement or
resignation, or as a sop when they are dismissed

Golden shower - urination on someone for sexual pleasure

Golden syrup - dark corn syrup

Goldfish bowl - any room with a large window at street-level in which
passers-by can look

Gollie / Golly – 1. spit; 2. spittle (British dialect “golls” -
mucus dripping from children's noses)

Gona gota – go (to): “They're gona gota Gundagai to get a gelding and
they're gona gota gether”

Gonads – (pl. n.) testicles

Gone - incapacitated through laughter, drugs, alcohol, over-excitement,
etc.
Gone and forgotten / Gone ‘n’ forgotten – rotten (rhyming slang)

Gone in Moscow - in pawn

Gone on - infatuated with

Gone round the bend - gone crazy or mental
Gone to
buggerie / Gone to buggery – disappeared

Gone to Gowing’s / Gone to Gowings - used as an intensifier for any
slangy sense of the word “gone”, as specifically: 1. deteriorating
financially; 2. ill, especially with a hangover; 3. failing dismally,
as of a horse in a race, a football team, etc.; 4. left; departed
hastily or without a specific destination in mind; 5. drunk; 6. insane;
idiotic (from an advertising slogan of “Gowing Bros Ltd” - Sydney
department store)

Gone to gundie / Gone to gundy – 1. unsatisfactory; 2. broken; beyond
repair; ruined; 3. worthless

Gone to Moscow - in pawn


Gone walkabout - lost; not being able to be found

Goner - person or thing that is dead, lost, or past recovery or rescue

Gong – 1. medal; 2. the Gong – Wollongong


Gonnie / Gonny - do you have any..?: "Gonnie epples?"; "Gonnie forby
three oregan?"; "Gonnie newsa Bev?"

Goober - stupid or annoying person (from US slang, from “goober” =
peanut)

Goobie / Gooby – snot

Good as gold! – great

Good as two blondes put together - not very smart

Good call – 1. well done; 2. right

Good guts - accurate information (which could cause someone's
downfall)

Good guy(s) – character(s) of a play, novel, movie, etc. that are on
the ostensible side of right

Good hair day - day in which one's hair is manageable

Good-looker - attractive person

Good monger - excellent food
Good nick - good condition

Good nose for – 1. ability to search out or locate; 2. propensity

Good nut – (cricket) good delivery that the batter has trouble playing

Good-o / Goodo - okay

Good oh / Good-oh - okay
Good
oil, the - useful information, often to be used in confidence; good
idea; truth

Good on (smb.) - expression of approval, encouragement, etc.

Good on the fang – hearty eater
Good on ya! / Good-on-ya! / Good onya! - well done, good for you

Good on ya mate! / Good-on-ya mate! / Good onya mate! - congratulatory
or sarcastic remark, depending on tone of voice

Good one - exclamation of delight, approval, etc.; often used
ironically: “Oh, good one! You great berk!”

Good root and a fart would kill smb. / Good root ‘n’ a
fart would kill smb. – smb. is weak

Good scene, a - place or situation which has a good ambience

Good shit – 1. excellent quality marijuana; 2. exclamation of praise

Good sort, a - 1. sexually attractive woman or man; 2. one who is
likeable, trustworthy, reliable

Good sport - someone who is good about loosing

Good thing - racehorse tipped to win

Good trot - run of good luck

Good wicket, a - advantageous situation or set of circumstances

Goodie / Goody - something nice

Goodie-goodie / Goody-goody - excruciatingly good person

Goodie-two-shoes / Goody-two-shoes - excruciatingly good person

Goodonyermate! - Good for you, well done!

Goof – 1. foolish or stupid person; 2. blunder; slip up

Goof around - play the fool to entertain others

Goof off - daydream; fritter away time

Goof up - bungle; botch

Goofie / Goofy – 1. dull, stupid, clumsy, etc., in an inoffensive way;
2. uncool: “goofy 80s T-shirt”; 3. pathetically amorous: “He's gone
all goofy”; 4. (surfing, snowboarding, etc.) left-footed; 5.
goofy-foot surfer, snowboarder, etc.

Goofie-foot / Goofy-foot – 1. surfboard rider who surfs with their
right foot as the lead foot; 2. pertaining to this style of surfing.
Also now applied to snowboarding

Goofie-footer / Goofy-footer – surfboard rider who surfs with their
right foot as the lead foot


Goog – egg: “He's got a big goog on his head” = “He's a bump on the
head as big as an egg”

Googie / Googy – egg
Googie egg /
Googie-egg / Googy egg / Googy-egg - (children’s talk) egg

Googlie / Googly – (cricket) delivery bowled by a wrist-spinner which
looks as if it will break one way but in fact goes the other; wrong'un

Gook – (racist) 1. South-East Asian, especially a national of a
country in which Western soldiers fought, as a Japanese, a Korean or a
Vietnamese; 2. South-East Asian; 3. South-East Asian: “gook food”;
“gook speak” [originally US military slang (1920s); possibly a
variant of US “goog”, a shortening of earlier “goo-goo” - a
derogatory term for a Filipino person, though no doubt thought to be
suggestive of South-East Asian languages]

Goolie / Gooly – 1. stone; 2. testicle; 3. glob of phlegm

Goom - methylated spirits (used as an alcoholic drink as by derelicts)
(from the Jagara word for fresh water)

Goomie / Goomy - person addicted to drinking methylated spirits

Goon – 1. stupid person; 2. hired thug or bouncer [originally US slang
(1930s); from the cartoon character “Alice the Goon” appearing in
“Thimble Theatre, featuring Popeye” (began in 1933) by US cartoonist
EC Segar; it is usually suggested that “goon” is a backformation from
“gooney” - stupid person, a variant of British dialect “goney”, but
perhaps Segar merely made the word up himself]; 3. flagon of wine


Goonie / Goony - cheap cask wine

Goose – 1. silly or foolish person; simpleton; 2. poke someone between
the buttocks, usually in fun and unexpectedly; 3. unexpected poke
between the buttocks (originally US slang (1900s); from late 19th C.
British slang: to have sex with, to fuck, to sodomise; from rhyming
slang “goose and duck” = “fuck”)

Goose and duck / Goose ‘n’ duck - fuck

Gorbie / Gorby - snot

Gorblimey - expression of dismay, surprise, etc. (from the phrase “God
blind me”)

Gorf – 1. leave suddenly; 2. begin flying: “He to gorf like a
Rocket”; “He to gorf like a batter to hell”

Gorilla – 1. ugly, brutal fellow; 2. sum of $1000

Gormless - (of a person) dull; stupid; senseless (variant of dialect
“gaumless”, from “gaum” - attention, heed)

Gosford dog – (racist) person of Mediterranean background [rhyming
slang for “wog” (4); from Gosford - town north of Sydney where dog
races are held]

Gosford skirt - very short tight-fitting skirt [so called because
Gosford is close to “The Entrance” (two NSW towns); punning on
“entrance” = vagina]

Goss – 1. latest news: “So, give us all the goss”; “What's the
goss?”; 2. gossip

Gotcher – 1. exclamation accompanying the capture of a person; 2.
exclamation indicating comprehension and agreement [contraction of “(I
have) got you”]

Goth - person of the goth sub-culture, affecting the style and look
found in Gothic novels

Government stroke - easy pace at which work is done supposed to be
typical of those working for the government, originally used
specifically of convict road labourers

Govie (flat) / Govy (flat) – (ACT) government-funded residence,
usually offering low-cost accommodation


Gowing’s / Gowings - Sydney Men's Department store

Gozunder – 1. chamber-pot that goes under the bed; 2. (cricket)
mullygrubber (alteration of the phrase “goes under”)


Grab by the balls - greatly impress someone
Grab fortie winks / Grab forty winks - have a short nap

Grade A – 1. so-called “fine” weather, i.e. an intolerably hot and
blinding summer day: “It's a grade A for the Irish”; 2. important
occasion: “It's a grade A for the Dairptic Mishner of Texation”

Grand - sum of $1000

Grape leisure – great pleasure

Grape on the business, a - interloper; unwelcome person
Grasier / Grazier - sheep or cattle farmer
Grasp at straws – get
desperate

Grass – 1. marijuana; 2. inform (on); 3. land (a fish)

Grasser - informer


Graveyard chompers - false teeth

Grease-ball – 1. (racist) person of Mediterranean or Latin-American
origin; 2. person with greased or slicked-back hair

Greaser – (racist) member of a Latin-American race, especially a
Mexican

Greasie / Greasy / Greazie / Greazy – 1. one who, in a camp, attends
to the chores of cooking, cleaning, etc.; 2. shearer; 3. (racist)
Greek, Italian or other Mediterranean person; 5. disdainful or
disapproving look; 6. cop, policeman

Greasie eyeball / Greasy eyeball / Greazie eyeball / Greazy eyeball -
disdainful look: “He gave her the greasy eyeball”

Greasie mop / Greasy mop / Greazie mop / Greazy mop - cop, policeman

Greasie spoon / Greasy spoon / Greazie spoon / Greazy spoon - cheap
restaurant or cafe, very plain, often unclean, and providing cheap food

Greasies / Greazies – (pl. n.) fish and chips

Great Aussie adjective, the / Great Australian adjective, the - the
word “bloody”, used as an intensifier signifying approval, as in
“bloody beauty”, or disapproval, as in “bloody bastard”; once
ubiquitous in Australian colloquial speech
Great Aussie salute, the / Great Australian salute, the - swatting
flies
Great galloping goannas! - expression of amazement

Great nut – (cricket) very good delivery
Great Salt Lake Cities! - fantastic breasts
Great white telephone, the –
toilet

Greatest thing since sliced bread, the - excellent; first-rate: “He
thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread”

Greeblies – (pl. n.) 1. spermatozoa; 2. germs

Greek - anal intercourse

Greek love - anal intercourse


Green and gold / Green & gold / Green ‘n’ gold - Australian sport
national team colours

Green around the gills - queezy or sick
Green can - term for VB beer
Green gage – wage

Green grocer - produce stand; special shop where
people buy fruit and veggies

Green room – (surfing) tube of a breaking wave

Greenback – (surfing) unbroken wave

Greenie / Greeny – 1. conservationist; 2. lump of mucus ejected or
picked from the nose; 3. (surfing) large green unbroken wave; 4.
sympathetic with moves to conserve the environment, produce whole foods
organically, and live more simply: “Tinned food is not for greenie
households”; 5. environmentalist

Gregorie / Gregory – 1. neck: "down the Gregory"; 2. cheque (rhyming
slang from Gregory Peck, a US film actor)


Gregorie Peck / Gregory Peck – 1. neck: "down the Gregory"; 2. cheque
(rhyming slang)


Gregorie Peck’s / Gregorie Pecks / Gregory Peck’s / Gregory Pecks –
specs, glasses (rhyming slang)


Gregorie Peg / Gregory Peg – leg (rhyming slang)

Gremlin – (surfing) young surfer, usually in his or her early teens

Gremmie / Gremmy – (surfing) young surfer, usually in his or her early
teens

Grey – (history) 1. penny which has two tails; 2. double-headed penny
(from English thieves' slang)

Grey ghost - parking meter inspector (from the grey uniform)

Grey meanie / Grey meany - parking meter inspector (from the grey
uniform)

Grey nurse – 1. purse (rhyming slang); 2. $100 note (from “grey
nurse” - shark, with reference to the note's colour)



Grid - cattle grate over a road
Grid-iron – American football

Grief - type of low-quality marijuana (rhyming slang for “leaf”)



Grim and gorie / Grim and gory / Grim ‘n’ gorie / Grim ‘n’ gory –
story (rhyming slang)


Grinning like a shot fox - very happy, smugly satisfied
Grizzle – 1. complaining person;
2. complain
Grizzleguts - someone who whines constantly

Groan – (interjection) used after someone has made a bad joke or
pathetic pun

Grocer's cart / Grocers cart - heart (rhyming slang)

Grodie / Grody - (with teenagers) disgusting; unacceptable: “grody to
the max” [originally US slang (1960s); possibly an alteration of
“grotty”]


Grog - liquor, beer; booze, alcoholic beverage: "Bring your own grog,
you bludger" [from British slang; Old Grog - the nickname (from
“grogram” - the material his cloak was made of) of Admiral Vernon who
in 1740 ordered water to be issued with sailors' pure spirits]

Grog artist - heavy drinker

Grog shop – 1. licensed outlet selling alcohol; 2. (obsolete) cheap
tavern
Grog with no nectar - alcohol free beer

Grogan - piece of excrement; turd

Grom – 1. young surfer; 2. idiot (Old French “gromet”, “groumet” -
servant, valet, shop-boy)


Gromie / Gromy – 1. young surfer; 2. idiot (Old French “gromet”,
“groumet” - servant, valet, shop-boy)


Grommet - 1. young surfer; 2. idiot (Old French “gromet”, “groumet”
- servant, valet, shop-boy)

Grommie / Grommy – 1. young surfer; 2. idiot (Old French “gromet”,
“groumet” - servant, valet, shop-boy)

Gronk - fool or idiot (probably blend of “goo” + “muck”)

Groove – 1. rhythm or beat: “It's got a funky groove to it”; “dig
the groove on this one”; 2. musical feeling: “I went for a more
minimalistic groove”; 3. piece of music: “playing a wicked set of
grooves”; 4. dance or listen to music: “groove to some original
tunes”

Groover – 1. person who is cool; dude; groovy person; 2. person who
enjoys music, as a musician, a dancer, a member of an audience at a
concert: “all you groovers out there”

Groover(s) and shaker(s) / Groover(s) ‘n’ shaker(s) - (jocular)
dancer(s)

Groovie / Groovy – 1. excellent; cool; 2. fashionable; stylish; 3. (of
music) having a good groove; danceable; 4. excellent! cool!

Grope - fondle, embrace clumsily and with sexual intent

Groper - West Australian

Gross – 1. repulsive; disagreeable; objectionable; 2. exclamation
indicating disgust, revulsion, etc.

Gross me out! - I am disgusted!

Gross-out - something disgusting

Gross smb. out - disgust (someone)



Grot – 1. dirty, untidy; 2. filthy person (backformation from
“grotty”)
Grottie / grotty – 1.
run-down, dirty; 2. of poor quality; nasty (originally British slang
(1960s); alteration of “grotesque” + -y; apparently originally
Liverpool slang, and first widely popularised by “The Beatles”; the
earliest record of this word is from the Beatles movie “A Hard Day's
Night” which was released in 1964, the the height of Beatlemania, and
was watched by millions of Beatles fans the world over)

Group grope - sexual intercourse mutually undertaken at the same time
by three or more people

Group stoop - (crass) occasion on which a number of males have sexual
intercourse with one female; gang bang

Grouper - any member of a right-wing faction in the Australian Labor
Party, or a member of the Democratic Labour Party

Groupie / Groupy – 1. young person who has sex with members of a pop
or rock group (originally referring to a young woman who travelled
with, and made herself sexually available to, the male members of a
rock group, but nowadays also used of males, and with reference to
homo- or heterosexual sexual relations); 2. admirer of a personality, a
band, etc.; committed fan. (from “group” + -ie)


Grouse - 1. great, terrific, very good, fantastic; 2. (prison) genuine;
not jail-issue; 3. (prison) tobacco or a cigarette that is not
jail-issue

Grouter - unfair advantage

Growl – vagina; vulva

Growl and grunt / Growl ‘n’ grunt – cunt (rhyming slang)

Growl (smb.) out - perform cunnilingus on (someone) [from rhyming slang
“growl and grunt” = cunt]

Growler - vagina or vulva

Grrl / Grrrl – 1. respelling of the word “girl”, connoting
aggression, strength, self-confidence, etc., and rejecting the
connotations of weakness, meekness, prissiness, etc., usually
associated with that word; 2. (Internet) female Internet user who is
up-to-date with the latest, coolest things (blend of “girl” with the
representation of a growl “grrr”)


Grub – food or victuals

Grudge match – (sport) game between two teams or two players who hold
some sort of grudge
Grumblebum
– complainer

Grumpie-bum / Grumpy-bum - person who isalways grumpy


Grundies - undies, underwear (rhyming slang; from Reg Grundy, a
television person)

Grunge – 1. any filthy substance; 2. world view and urban lifestyle of
the post-AIDS, post-Baby-Boomer 1990s, characterised by dressing in a
manner that according to conventional standards showed a disregard for
appearance; 3. musical genre intimately associated with the grunge view
of the world; 4. style of clothing associated with the grunge
lifestyle; 5. of or pertaining to the grunge lifestyle (backformation
of “grungy”)

Grunger – 1. filthy; unclean; 2. (of people) living the grunge
lifestyle; dressing in the grunge style; 3. (of music) in the grunge
style (blend of “grimy” + “scungy”)

Grunt – 1. (of an engine) torque; power; 2. power; strength; 3.
(military) soldier in the infantry

Gruntie / Grunty - (of an engine) having a lot of power or torque

Gub / Gubba / Gubbah / Gubber - (derogatory) (used by Aborigines) white
person

Guck - slimy, objectionable matter (probably blend of “goo” and
“muck”)

Guernsey - outdated term for a blazer or jersey, usually associated
with an official sporting team; win approval (“get a guernsey”)

Guff - spoken nonsense


Guffing off - someone who is lazy

Guilt trip - strong feeling of personal guilt about something

Guilts, the - feelings of remorse: “I've got the guilts about not
writing”

Gulka – black magic

Gullie-raker / Gully-raker – (history) 1. person who steals stock; 2.
stock-whip


Gum – eucalyptus

Gum-digger – dentist

Gum-puncher – dentist

Gum-Sucker – someone from the state of Victoria

Gumbie / Gumby – 1. idiot; 2. (rural) calf raised on the bottle (from
British dialect (Yorkshire) “gomby”)

Gummies / Gummys – (pl. n.) gumboots

Gumption – 1. initiative; resourcefulness; 2. shrewd, practical
commonsense [originally Scottish (18th C.)]




Gumsucker - someone who lives in the state of Victoria

Gumtree - eucalyptus
Gun – 1. best (at something); 2. champion, especially in shearing; 3.
large surfboat for riding big waves; 4. rev (an engine); 5. accelerate
(a car, motorbike, etc.)

Gun for – 1. seek (a person) with the intention to harm or kill; 2.
support; go for; barrack for

Gundie / Gundy - unsatisfactory; broken; beyond repair; ruined;
worthless

Gung-ho – 1. warlike; keenly militaristic; 2. wholeheartedly fervid
about doing something: “Don't be so gung-ho” [originally US slang
(1940s); firstly used as the motto of the US Marine Corps Second Raider
Battalion, and introduced there by Lt. Colonel Evans F Carlson; a
misinterpretation of the Mandarin “kung ho” Industrial Cooperatives]

Gunga Din - locked out: “I gunga din, the door slokt.” – “Hancher
gotcher key?” – “Air, buttit spoultered on the inside. I tellyer I
gunga din. Car more, nope-nit”

Gunge – marijuana (from US “gungeon”, alteration of “ganja”)


Gungha Din - gin (drink)
Gunna - all talk and no
action
Gunyah - small building, pavilion
Gurgler
- plug-hole

Guru - person who is recognised as an expert in a given field:
“fashion guru”; “sports guru”; “Solaris 2.4 guru”

Gussie / Gussy - effeminate man (diminutive of the male name Augustus)

Gussied-up - smartly dressed


Gusunda - potty, "goes under" the bed

Gut - initial and strongly felt: “gut reaction”; “gut feeling”

Gut-buster - activity requiring great effort, especially great physical
effort


Gutful of (o’) piss – drunk: "He's got a gutful of piss"
Gutless - someone unwilling to
fight or take a risk (gutlessness is not socially acceptable), also
weak or underpowered: “gutless car engine”

Gutless wonder, a – 1. extremely cowardly person; 2. vehicle lacking
in power: “This old Datsun is a gutless wonder”

Guts – (pl. n.) 1. stomach or abdomen; 2. one greedy for food; a
glutton; 3. courage; stamina; endurance: “to have guts”; 4. essential
information: “the guts of the matter”; 5. (of an engine, machine,
etc.) power; performance; 6. (two-up) wagered money in the centre of
the ring; 7. essential parts or contents: “Let me get to the guts of
the motor”; 8. cram (oneself) with food

Gutsa / Gutser - fall over and hurt oneself; come a gutsa; plan that
does not work out

Gutter – curb; concrete drain edge of a road
Gutza / Gutzer - fall over and
hurt oneself; come a gutza; plan that does not work out

Guvvie (flat) / Guvvy (flat) – (ACT) government-funded residence,
usually offering low-cost accommodation

Guy – 1. fellow or man: “that big guy over there”; 2. (usually
plural) person of either sex: “Hey you guys, wait up!”; 3. boyfriend


Guy-magnet - sexually attractive female

Guy thing - interest, habit, etc., that is typically male as opposed to
female

Guy-watch - sexually ogle males

Guyver – 1. affected talk and manner; 2. foolish talk or nonsense; 3.
ingratiating behaviour


Gy-mpy leg / Gympy leg - not working, damaged leg

Gym junkie / Gym junky - person who visits the gym an inordinate amount

Gynie / Gyno / Gyny – gynaecologist

Gyp – 1. swindle; cheat; defraud or rob by some sharp practice; 2.
obtain by swindling or cheating; steal; 3. swindle; 4. swindler or
cheat (possibly, as racial slur, from “gypsy”)

Gyppo – (racist) Egyptian
Gypsie Lee / Gypsy Lee - tea

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